What are some good films about boats?

What are some good films about boats?

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the poseidon adventure

Thunder in Paradise

Maverick

Is that corny ass shit supposed to be funny? Fucking Christ I hate people.

Top Movies My Nonexistent Girlfriend Wants to Watch:
- An Idiot Finds a Husband
- Rich Girl Hero 4
- Kiss Kiss Kiss
- Shoes

i don't fucking get it.

people think John Oliver and Capeshit quips are hilarious, why are you surprised?

Women aren't funny, are you really surprised?

Master and Commander

It's a woman there's nothing to get she's just a joke to fuck why even bother tho king about it.

speed 2 i guess.

funny that she has 5 categories which is quite a lot and cover practically nothing. i suppose this is meant as an insult but can only assume its satire of some sort because of how deeply ignorant it purports itself as.

of course the really interesting list would be female films:
-woman doesn't need a man until realises man who woman likes likes her back
-"""""""""""comedy"""""""""""

You missed out
- girl strings along 2 hot guys for entire film
-One woman’s struggle
And the new modern
- remake of guys film except with women in the main roles and also is inevitably shit

I think the "Boats" category is very accurate, pretty much anything that involves boats (everything from rafts to subs/battleships) is kino.

Also, Fitzcarraldo.

This, can't believe it took this many replies to get to it

ok can we figure out what these are?
-white house down (clearly CT is not an idiot but the poster has ignorantly inferred his personality based on outward appearance (full disclosure if i was a woman i would have a crush on CT))
-one of the batmen? which is fourth? batman is the only hero who is rich i think? maybe iron man? which are hero and which are superhero? i'm not an expert.
-jay and silent bob strike back. this one was easy and obvious.
-fight club (shhhh!)
-some great suggestions already for boats in this thread but probably i think hunt for red october would be least appealing to woman? of course not PotC because they all want to fuck the cast right?

not sure, i know plenty of women who watched this and really enjoyed it.then again, women, not girls.

homo kino

>i think hunt for red october would be least appealing to woman
Das Boot is known to cause literally every woman ever to eventually attempt suicide.

I also think 3 is supposed to refer to films with a fairly quiet protagonist, such as Death Wish.

Theaters should be segregated by genders

Ummm, can you delete this misogynistic crap plz?

This is now a movies women will never understand thread

Apocalypse Now

Movies women want to watch:
- Stacy fucks billionaire chad
- Stacy fucks vampire chad
- Stacy fucks hipster musician chad
- Stacy fucks time traveling chad
- Stacy fucks chad on a boat

Deliverance

Sorry I forgot "Dying chad"

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NEVER understand

All Is Lost

There are women who don’t get M&C and there are liars

It’s a fact of life

There is no better example of what you seek than Conan the Barbarian.

At least Braveheart has romance. Some girls will watch it for that.

No girl will watch Conan.

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Women can like it, but they don't understand it.

>no girl will watch Conan

My mother watched it and liked it. Does that count?

well you must remember that the french princess in the movie that he fucks was at the time 4 years old.

Would Sophia like to explain why her fucking gender made shit like this a bestselling book and blockbuster movie franchise?

My sister, grandma, and mom watch it

>nothing apocalyptic
Shit gf desu

Triangle (2009)

>what i want to watch: kino
>what she wants to watch: flick
how do you handle this?

got some bad news for you user...

t. Woman

get a trap gf so u have a mix of the best of both worlds.

It's almost like men and women have different preferences and that trying to force men and women to be inclusive is actually making things worse.

What are some kino Fight Fight Fight movies?

I just watched Bloodsport again the other day and it still holds up pretty good

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Is the directors cut better than the standard/theatrical cut?

Yes.

My girl bitches about how there is nothing to watch on Netflix because she has watched every romcom and won't watch anything else.

>I'm Anonymous
>I hate women
>Women are inferior to men in every single possible way
>Women are more likely to cheat, cause violence, do everything negative while nothing postive
>I am going to post everything I got off r9k & pol when someone disagrees with me
>Also beta, cuck, soyboy, roastie, never had a girlfriend, ect ect ect

there, thread done

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_films

>boats
So the meme is actually true?

What is it about naval films that makes women hate them?
>Master and Commander
>the Hunt for Red October
>Das Boot
Abything else I missed?

They aren't able to comprehend that men can go off to sea and do things completely unrelated to women.

>Boats
Holy fuck the meme is actually true.

My dad was in the navy during Vietnam and has probably seen every naval movie made since 1940. I will ask him for his top 5 /boat/ movies and post results.

they are basically spaceships

your dad sounds like a pussy and i bet he is into watersports and getting fisted, if you ever dare cross my path again on our board ill have you executed

you sound like a faggot

haha i bet you play with asss while you think of your dad in uniform you little fairy bitch

nevermind he’s asleep. I’ll ask him tomorrow when we have this exact same thread.

my gf will only watch shit with actors from game of thrones or adam sandler/amy schumer drivel. She gets mad if i "make" her watch snob films, like "interstellar"

>snob films
>Interstellar
How do we fix women?

>women
>fixable

Patrice O'neal is smiling, user.

Boats

Prof that women don't understand this modern classic.

The Perfect Storm.

Jaws

My mother took me to see this when it came out.

She's been pissed off about the lack of a sequel for years.

Did Patrice like that movie or something?

She's right, I would be down with any of those movies. Also:
-Murder Mystery with Mary Sue Detective
-Heist Movie

Came here to post this

>a white woman throws away all responsibilities and runs away to fuck handsome chads but then a rich doctor falls in love with her and she decides to marry him

I'm the same way except I watched all the horror and murder mysteries.

heh, this is pretty good

Adventures on the open seas on a warship don't contain any women (rightfully so, even though they're been retardedly shoehorned into modern navies).

Women hate the idea that men are capable of operating happily without them. Since women are mostly useless for anything of real consequence, their only leverage over men is the temptation of sex.
The idea that men don't *need* that in their lives 24/7 is terrifying, because deep down they themselves know they're not much use for anything else.

h-ha ha y-yeah, only girls want to see k-k-kissing

Probably

Apocolypse now,

But other great movies about boats include

Clambake
In harms way
Mchales navy
Maverick
donovans reef
Down periscope.

/thread

Soyboys might as well be women. It's like half a step away from cutting your balls off anyway.

There we go. Shoulda been the first post.

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She forgot "literally any Western"