We did it

we did it

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The world knows only alt-right trolls and Russians hate star wars.

WE DID IT ALT-RIGHT!

FUCK HILLARY!

PEACE

happy Palpatine :3

>we

It's over Disney, we have the highground

Meh. The Force Awakens was a massive event.

This is now settling into auto-pilot.

Each entry will aim for ~billion now.

Yes comrade! Us Russian alt-right racists did it! Oy Ve... I mean Russia Russia!

>Ivanka Trump, President Trump and Mitch McConnell celebrate the passing of the Republican tax plan

>Sup Forums siding with normies against a future classic
It's over boys. Pack it up.

Toy sales are "sharply down" too.

Turns out no one wants action figures of shitty characters
hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/star-wars-last-jedi-toy-shipments-down-sharply-force-awakens-1069479

Prequel trilogy is official trilogy of The Alt Right.

>best movie in the frianchise

42% actually isn't that bad I think the first avengers was close to that figure while Suicide Squad and BvS were something like 60%

Yes! Only boys get to be Jedi! The Force is MALE (AND WHITE)!!!

kek

Does anyone else think Disney will drop Rian? He was supposed to direct a new trilogy and he's already hated by SW fans

True, the OT was obviously better but let's face it most of us grew up when the PT came out so it's hard not to view it with nostalgia goggles after the shitshow of the sequels

The sad thing is a lot of retards actually believe that's why the movie is getting such a strong backlash.

FUCK YOU

IT WAS HER TURN

See what effect this has on the Solo movie which will need to return R1 numbers if it wants to be seen as a success.

>Yousa no tinken yousa greater den da Murkans? Mesa like dis. Maybe wesa... bein' friends.

100% depends on money. If 8 cracks 1.5 bil I'd say he's fine, between 1 and 1.5 is iffy, and under 1 he's fucking done for.

thanks for a good lil kek

Solo movie in a few months fellas can't wait

>When he puts it in the wrong hole

I think that's comparing different things. I think the 60% figures are that single film's opening weekend drops while this 42% figure is TLJ's total compared to TFA's total at the time. Could be wrong though.

Makes sense, it'll probably crack 1 bil but the difference between it and Force Awakens will be stark, just look at the last two days alone

How long til its overall gross drops below Jurassic World and Avengers? Looks like TLJ is still being bolstered by the opening night numbers.

Honestly, I didn't have too many issues with the film. I thought it was garbage they killed snoke off in a stupid manner without learning who he was but I liked pretty much everything else. My one other complaint is pretty Sup Forums tier. There was not one single white man in the resistance. There may have been one in the background I missed but not one who had a line or was on screen up front. The New Order however was almost exclusively white males except for the amazon woman.

all the white males were the dudes who died in the trenches. a metaphor for losing thousands of whites during trench warfare in ww1 and then the diversity brigade taking over led by women (leia and the rest on the falcon). the metaphors and symbolism in this movie are incredibly blatant. so at the end all good white men die and its up to the women and token nigger to take down the evil white supremacists led by an angry FUCKING WHITE MALE

You did fucking nothing.

Anyone with a brain would see the backlash taking a huge dent to the box office returns,

Isn't Poe white?

We did nothing

They did it to themselves.

I actually created an account just to post a single review of this movie on Rotten Tomatoes

Anyone with a brain would also be able to tell that post was ironic.

really hard to tell these days what's ironic and what's legit alt-right Sup Forumstard Trumpcuck faggotry.

>we
Cringe.

Even my normie friends have been blowing up FaceBook the last week shitting all over how badly TLJ ruined Star Wars, though nuFans will just double down and blame all the backlash on 4channers and white supremacists.

I don't think even Sup Forums call themselves alt-right unironically.

youtu.be/Kj3opk1QFTM

Its called Star Wars fatigue.

Did they honestly think they could pump out a new Star Wars movie every fucking year and people would just eat that shit up like it was chicken fried rice!

>OH BOY! I CANT WAIT FOR THE HON SOLO, OBI WAN, STAR WARS 9, BOBBA FETT, AND NEW TRILOGY OF MOVIES!

it should have just been 2 or 3 movies, telling a new story in the future, removal of all the original cast, but have it so their stories played out in history.
>Luke made the Jedi Temple, but it failed, minor flash backs as to why.
Just different shit, even Snoke was set up to be amazing and he gets the Darth Maul/Prequals treatment of "here is this movies big bad, whoops he's dead" so whats there to invest in?

They wanted to mimic the Capeshit movies, but failed to understand each Capeshit movie is different "to a degree" and not "muh empire, muh Jedi"

Poe sales are fine, not so much for everyone else.

The alt right is a umbrella term for stances ranging from the JQ to race realism to facism to tradlife and a lot of other political stances. Its not any one set of opinions, you can think that blacks are genetically inferior but not that jews manipulate the world, or that democracy inherently leads to ruin and that a facist is the only truly stable governing principle without thinking that we need to exterminate a race.

Sup Forums didn't do anything here. TLJ was divisive all on its own.

lol, fans did it

>we want more space taxes to pay for sanctuary galaxies!

Are there Old Luke toys? You'd think those would sell well.

When the dark side rises the light has to match it, and we're the good guys

Ive seen 4 different articles claiming the same thing.
They say "Trolls" are responsible for the backlash and yet all my normie friends agree that Luke was way too out of character and used as a pedestal to prop up Mary Sue

deadline.com/2017/12/star-wars-the-last-jedi-rotten-tomatoes-metacritic-imdb-users-cinemascore-posttrak-1202228837/

The best sellers are, ironically for Disney, the bad white guys. Clone troopers, Kylo Ren (with the mask on), Darth Vader, and General Hux are flying off the shelves. Meanwhile you see this guy and Rey and Finn everywhere you go because no one wants them.

D-do you have a source for that?
I want this to be true

You really can’t blame us for anything. In reality we are a small group of social retards. There is no way we can influence something as big as star wars

hollyjew BTFO

why is it that every time a consumer product try to parody fascism the end up creating the best and most fun factions and characters?

Who are the soyboys and roasties gonna blame now? What, Russian bots are keeping people from physically going to a movie theatre?

Legitimately can't wait for them to come out and call movie goers "racists" "sexists" etc as a majority. They really shot themselves in the foot, lel.

We didn't do anything. Disney did this to themselves.

He's Cuban-Guatamalan

saved

>THAT SCRIPT
>MASTER CLASS IN ANYTHING BUT FAILURE

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Because they end up making more enjoyable bad guys then they do good guys and Storm Troopers are just timeless classics you cant go wrong with.

Lets look at Rey as far as design goes.
>Wearing what is essentially a drab cloth.
ok now Luke.
>Drab cloth.
Ok now Finn.
>Hon Solo clothing.
Ok what about everybody else!
>They all look the fucking same.
Its the Prequal problem of the Jedi all wear the same thing, so there is nothing interesting at all about it. When Obi Wan just wore that shit cause of all the sand.

Now, lets look at the bad guys.
>Guy in interesting outfit.
>Guy in interesting armor.
Even the ships are more interesting cause the color varies between blue and black while the rebels is always a shade of WHITE!

This is a rather interesting video
youtube.com/watch?v=4hNAji3lIGE

Because Nazis are aesthetic as fuck. Thank Hugo Boss.
>Captcha: Heartland CLOSE

A New Hope box office: 775.4 million USD
Empire Strikes Back: 538,375,067

Phantom Menace: 1.027 billion
Attack of the Clones: 649.4 million

Reminder anyone trying to make out TLJ making less than TFA as a failure is trying to brainwash you

The drop was inevitable. Now Disney needs to see the light and take that trilogy from Rian as fast as they can.

>we hired the worst writers, directors and actors
>HOW COULD THIS BE HAPPENING

HAhahahaha 10/10 captcha.
I've been getting some fucking spoopy ones lately. Those nuggas be watchin us.

>pluralizing writer and director

it was 1 guy who did both

I think legacy captcha is going out with a bang and giving us the spoopiest ones it can before jewgle pulls the plug and forces us to click signs.

Ahh god I hate that shit so much. It's purposefully vague and makes you repeat shit for a fucking hour.

Youd be surprised how often pol trolls pol
Anyone whos been here for more than even 1 year knows this, reddit

>What is inflation
>What is population increase
ANH and TPM released some 30 years apart. TFA and TLJ have literally the same audience.

But I shouldn't be explaining this to you, because you know all this. I just responded to bait. Fuck me and my soul, hasn't Disney already done enough damage?

reminder that every single seguels is making more than the first movies nowadays

reminder that cinema audience is far bigger now

Okay now let's check those figures accounting for inflation

Star Wars: $3,156,223,475.25
Empire: $1,611,655,817.98
Phantom: $1,520,582,611.04
Attack of the Clones: $891,107,187.88

Hmmmm

>Sheev just standing slightly to the back thinking "must resist the urge to Force lightning them all to death.Soon.Soon."

I feel like the movie did it to itself.

If you even use the term "alt-right," you're a complete faggot. Leave and never come back. Seriously I don't know how your friends don't all make fun of you.

Nobody cares about the SJW shit retard. We hate the movie because it sucks and the story, pacing and acting is shit

You lot completely missed the point.

Sequels are almost certain to make less money than the first movie in a series, because nobody is going to skip the first movie, and then watch the sequel, while the reverse is common.

THREAD THEME
youtu.be/aAs7Wxvc1_o

You need to thank reylo tumblrite as well tho. This is a testament of horseshoe theory being put into a productive action

>racists and sexists aside
literally what do those have to do with the actual movie?

It's already over $600 million though.

It will pass the LTD of JUST League this week.

It has already passed the LTD of Blade Runner 2049

This isn't fair!

>that overwhelmingly aggressive upbeat bass
Goddamn it's like getting viciously sodomized by your childhood idols until you unironically love it.

dark horse in this thread.

lmao

I'm not paying another $10 to sit through a 2 hour movie just to see the two scenes worth watching ("everything you said is wrong"). The entire rest of the movie is SHIT.

it annoys me that they can't even have continuity for the fucking posters.

force awakens and last jedi don't look part of the same trilogy.

>paying for TLJ even a first time
grab the rope, but put me in your Will first

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Should be doing better with its second movie easily.

No not when the movies are cynically being treated as disposable jokes

Nice job making the most Reddit post in the thread

Not a single black male among the rich evil casino men either. Just gooks and whites with black women

who is we nigga

The customers you faggot

nothing it's just a shitty deflection that libtards and women use for everything, it means literally nothing, everyone is racist and sexist, everyone is rapist hitler, who gives a fuck

this is actually the hilarious truth, disney is going full damage control and blaming their multi-million dollar fuck up on fucking dumbass gopniks and some people who shitpost on fucking Sup Forums for fun, fucking sad T B H
>we dun 4give n we dun 4get >:(
holy shit what fucking morons lol

jews do manipulate the world
blacks are inferior
democracy is just a system, humans are always going to be the fuckup in any system because they're stupid worthless impulsive apes
disagree with the fascism bit unless you think north korea is all dandy

Apologize!