What are some ridiculous Star Wars merchandises you've seen so far this shopping season?

What are some ridiculous Star Wars merchandises you've seen so far this shopping season?

pic kinda not related -- it's probably not super crazy something that could be given to a 16 year old boy as a gift has R2D2 skin on it

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I saw a case of soup with the orange R2-D2 on it

The Porg Fleshlight is a bit horrifying.

This is literally the most useless thing ever made.

>inb4 not Star Wars

for a little kid at bath time that would be fun to play with and make a mess.

a R2 D2 electric shaver or bag of salad with Luke on it is not fun in any universe

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it's for training boys how to shave so not useless

useless is . Some poor grandma will buy this for her neckbeard grandson not realizing they don't ever shave those pubes off their face.

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tfw no sippy cup top shaped like glorious alien sloth titties

Reposting this classic

Roomba's.
They just keep sinking lower lads.

Not pictured-- i saw luke on some lettuce.

At 16 I already had a beard
I wasn't full but I was definitely shaving at that age. I wish I had a cordless shaver back then, all I got were single blade disposable bics, the yellow ones too.

Buy the kid a r2d2 shaver man.. don't be a cheapskate

I was at Target today and saw a waffle iron that made waffles in the shape of the Death Star.

Wasn't there a fucking star wars car?

How dare you tarnish the name of Roomba and the iRobot Corporation. Those are clearly knockoffs made by Samsung.

>not buying a bunch of those and have them play ''Imperial March'' in the office all day

WE

an R2D2 roomba would actually be a little clever

Im not gonna lie, I would definitely buy one of those if it was $20 cheaper

*it wasn't a full grown beard I mean

those things suck, they cant handle more than a days worth of stubble without cutting your shit up.

Oh, yeah me too, and before I saw the RLM Nerd Crew video where they mentioned it. I laughed out loud alone in the grocery store like a literal autist.

>thanks for shaving my pubes, R2!
>*beeping robot noises*

But only if it made the little noises

yes, beep boops when it bumps into stuff

Literally this. I grew out of those after two year of shaving. 3 blades is the way to go.

>$10 for 3 cheap pieces of plastic and foam

yeah 3 is the best balance

Star Wars themes weiner schnitzel and sausages.

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>comes with foam and a brush

That is useless.

They're great for people who shave every day for work.

That has infinitely more thought and effort into it then all the TLJ "It's just the normal fucking product but with R2 or Darth Vader on the package" merchandise I've been seeing.

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2015 Sup Forums was tumblr?

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kino

Did Dole Food go too far with the Star Wars shit?

I had something like that when I was very young.
When my father shaved I would use the fake one and pretend to be shaving.
Actually, I think it was a TPM one tbqh

how do you make spherical waffles?

that shit is not even shaped or colored like the characters

Porg bananas

May the toast be with you!!

retards should have made it look like evil BB8

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Same, I had one of these. It was just generic red plastic though. It's for role-playing.

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I unironically bought star water

I kind of like it.

That would suggest there is an evil BB8, and Disney can't have a merchandise suggesting story line that they don't want or haven't made official yet.

Imagine buying this for someone's grandfather.

>what is this shit, I can't even put tennis balls on the feet.

only non-faggy product itt

but they have him on the lego sets

This site lists some kino SW merch:
bensbargains.com/thecheckout/guides/unique-star-wars-gifts/

Well, yea.
To a young kid though, it's different.

These are from BR reeeeeeeeeeeee

It's role-playing, even if you're too young to know what that is

How can people who buy this abundance of made-by-12-year-olds-in-Taiwan plastic shit packaged in more environment-destroying plastic shit exist. I want to fucking force liquid ethanol down their throats and watch them beg for their lives

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>think it's kind of cool
>see price
What do regular electric shavers go for? That seems outrageous. I've been using 2 dollar ten packs of disposable razors for years.

>Play shave set
>Assuming the gender of a child
TRIGGERED

Are these Wookie-ookies?

Bwahahahahaha

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Imagine buying this for a little girl so she can practice shaving her cunt

Star Wars Roombas anyone?

>youtube.com/watch?v=0rIg4zZqBkw

Would buy for child. Link now plz

>Coleslaw is bland and tasteless
>Disney Star Wars is bland and tasteless
Pottery

But most dough you need to roll down several times to get it properly flattened. The patterns are all going to run into each other and it'll look terrible.

Right here my man:
>amazon.com/Star-Wars-Lightsaber-Thumb-Wrestling/dp/1452125740

>pic related

Hmmmmmm

Spank you

Actually saw this and BB-8 on a head of lettuce earlier.
What the fuck does produce have to do with Star Wars?

this makes me think of the godfather part 3's plot climax

>teaching boys how to shave their face
>teaching girls how to shave their pussy
>teaching tranny-tots how to shave their neogenitals

I am buying this for my kids, should I ever have any.

Single blade is master race. Multiple blades are an expensive gimmick that irritates your skin.

It's almost like they're disposable or something.

Be sure to get one of these for yourselves bros.

>goes to shave a chunk of ballskin off
>R2 evasive protocol! Now!

>imagine

>people who buy this abundance of made-by-12-year-olds-in-Taiwan plastic shit packaged in more environment-destroying plastic shit exis

Even a sith lord needs his coffee stirred.

>>teaching girls how to shave their pussy

>The one that is just text reading "Darth vader" for some reason

Have you not seen the movie? An evil bb8 gets 60% of the resistance killed

>luke skywalker
>not one blue one green
These people don't know anything about star wars.

>Beep boop *whistling noise* rrrrRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

my sides

Kylo Ren dog toys, saw them yesterday

Legit have a friend who busted this out when we ate in a resto. We werent even eating Asian cuisine. He also has a "bag of holding" from thinkgeek. It looks like shit and hes never even played d&d in his life. I hate that guy so much.

>Those are clearly knockoffs
The Samsung ones cost $1000 and work much better than you pleb tier roomba

shaving products aimed at neckbeards nice, while they're at it they should make an r2d2 deodorant

seeing as girls masturbate with dog toys, this doesn't surprise me

I don't understand what the storm trooper head does...

wouldn't water fuck it up?

lol

>dole.com/disney just redirects to some other shit on dole's site
>google it
>it was real
I was all ready to chalk it up to a fake stupid sticker somebody slapped on an innocent banana

>Lel look at my bag of holding, isn't it so quirky and neat. Gee I'm such a "nerd." What do you mean do I want to play dungeons and dragons you bigot
Giving normalfags the internet was a mistake

I unironically owned one of those