I wish I could punch a hole through this capitalistic planet

>I wish I could punch a hole through this capitalistic planet

Wtf?!?! Who wrote this shit?!!?

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why is it so crazy that there are rich people that dont sell weapons? And why is it that the one guy whose ship they stole seemed to manufacture all ships and vehicles used by both sides?

Well maybe if the so-called new republic actually bought weapons then they wouldn't have been wiped out so easily.

>The Force isn't even that powerful. You know what's really powerful? COMMUNISM
wait what the fuck

TIE class fighters were manufactured by Sienar-Jaemus Fleet Systems. X-Wings were manufactured by the Incom Corporation. So were the First Order and Resistance both buying third party knock offs or something?

iirc the guy was an arms dealer, which he implies he just sold or made deals, not that he owned the company who made them

you don't need weapons when you have Love

Why is (((Hollywood))) pushing interracial relationships using Asian women?

Can someone post a picture of the thing Luke milks?

this?

yeah, thanks

I know it shouldn't have bearing, but all this verses the capitalist machine talk in TLJ would have been easier to swallow if Disney hadn't just secure itself as the fucking Empire. They are laterally crushing other studios, cinemas, distributers and fucking towns under their heels right now. And god knows what else.

>That whole webm

Capitalism destroyed Europe and Europeans and replaced it what little culture was left with consumerism and nigger culture, why wouldnt a sjw film be praising it? So confusing

you

I strangely enough want to see more like this webm.

It's just a massage, bro. You've never seen one?

>every single rich person in Star Wars is an arms dealer
>even that drunk midget alien thing that gave BB-8 the chips

You want to see more because you want to learn, right?

>Wtf?!?! Who wrote this shit?!!?

some hollywood jew worth millions

In reality the rebels would be led by rich people from the shadows. Also Felix made a good point with
>disney criticizing capitalism
Seriously only the goodest of goys thinks this is acceptable.

fuck off, phoneposter retard

>I WISH I COURD PUNCH HORE THROUGH PIG DOG CAPITARIST PRANET

Isn't that exactly what the bad guys are capable of and part of why they need to be stopped?

Considering technical progress has come to a halt since the end of the empire, I'd say yes.

The same people who thought it would be a good idea to waste a perfectly good mouthwateringly juicy roasted porg.

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This guy's a genius

Here

This has the same tone and comedic value as a scene from Freddie Got Fingered.

It's hard to improve on the X-Wing. After all, it has an almost perfect balance of speed, maneuverability, and defensive shielding

>get lectured about evil capitalism
>by fucking disney
jesus

Because they crave thw white cock already anyway

I'm assuming he's gay, because he's doing this shit so mechanically, like the person he's working on isn't human.

>releases the animal
>"HAHAHA, WE WON"
the asbolute state of soy wars

what time of the day don't you post?

Apparently this helps reduce the chance of breast cancer. I want to meet the genius that managed to push that.

The B-Wing

>he's doing this shit so mechanically, like the person he's working on isn't human

That sounds like professionalism, my man. Imagine if a surgeon had the shakes every time he went to work because he was bothered by the fact that he was cutting a person open.

Surgeons aren't exactly massaging boobs

Not even nearly as good in a dogfight.

The A-Wing if you're an absolute madman

fuck yea bre fuck this sjw film imarite
she should have said 'I wish I could punch a hole through disney shills' kek

ononono ahahahaha altright ftw!

Link where i can see more of this?

>sjw asians
honestly they annoy me the most

It's just tits, my man.

A-Wing suicide runs are obsolete now that the hyperspace ram has been discovered.

This bothers me so much because that's literally not what happens in canon if you hyperspace. You just fucking explode from smashing into something.

Actually I was referring to the fact that in the X-Wing novels it's established that you basically have to be suicidal to pilot an A-Wing because those things are so damn fast that they're actually really hard to control.

> KILL capitalist pig bastards
> Chink character
> Second largest cinema market is China where they approve 30 international movies a year while rest of the world you can basically show everything on screen

> Some movies literally hire a Chinese propoganda official to insure that the movie is in accordance with the party line when its being filmed

I honestly dont think that we will ever find out who is behind this and I am personally above silly conspiracy theories so its best to stop searching now.

to destroy the last racial homogeneity and bridge the genetic gap in black iq

>when pop-culture makes up so much of your identity criticism of it is taken as a personal insult

user its obviously china. The chinrese arent subtle at all.

> movie says the guy is an arms dealer
> visual dictionary says he is manager of Sienar-Jaemus i.e. the corporation that produces only TIE Fighters, Kylos shuttle and Reactor parts for the Star Destroyers
> somehow deals in X-Wings and TIE Interceptors, the latter of which nobody has used in nearly 30 years

Either this guy played everybody and we get yet another spy drama book or they can't even keep their handwaved references consistent.

>arms dealer selling outdated weaponry

What a shock.

>we wasted precious hours doing meaningless shit but at least we set the horses free
>oh no the guy we brought betrayed us and we lost almost every one of our comrades

it would be better if they did nothing.

The OT rebels were financed by Alderaans, Chandrilas and presumably more governments.

The Resistance and First Order both had lobbyists in the New Republic senate. Leia made dealings to be the first in line to get military equipment that the New Republic planned to scrap.

That universe wouldn't work at all without rich people on both sides.

It got me really hard

First order controls the galaxy but they can't manufacture their own weapons?

You mean this?

The Dong does it purely for Good Qi energy, he thinks having sex and consuming ice will send you to hell and be tormented by the ghosts of those you've wrong for "a velly long time!'

Of course, bitches be fucking all the time, and having ice with every drink under the Sun. Luo Dong is out to fix that.

The Z-95 Headhunter is still my Rebel shipfu.

I want to know who he sold them to or how he still got some of them. It surely isn't the First Order.

Sienar Fleet Systems was the Empires starfighter manufacturer and reorganized specifically to keep selling shit to the FO.
At first there were mentions that the First Order was made up of engineers that went into the Unknown Regions to design new stuff there.
Now it turns out Sienar-Jaemus is a normal, galaxy-wide operating corporation.

>The OT rebels were financed by Alderaans, Chandrilas and presumably more governments

When I still daydreamed about such things Chandrila was always the planet I wanted to be from.

Just search for asian massage guy central park. He has a youtube channel.

>who he sold them to
Criminals. Warlords. Petty dictatorships. Bounty hunters. Assassins. Whoever the fuck needed starfighters but couldn't afford top of the line.

>how he still got some of them
Corrupt government officials taking bribes to look the other way. Stealing them from poorly guarded military depots. Intercepting shipments on the way to be scrapped for junk.

Honestly it's probably not all that different from real life.

Is that whom C3PO got fixed up by?

>those tit-balls

Can't be it.

Was there even an explanation why C-3PO now has his gold arm back even though 7 and 8 happen like on the same day?

>these rich guys are evil, they sell weapons to the bad guys
>hol up, did you know that they also sell weapons to-
>dramatic pause
>-the good guys?
>holy shit! Really makes you think

What the fuck? Did Finn think the resistance got weapons out of their ass? What was the point of this?

do they really say "capitalistic" ?

Thanks, found him
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I love how the comment section is full of butthurt people. Imagine if he would do this today.

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He still does it, just not in central park. I actually don't think hes a pervert. He's just eccentric.

And nobody forced these woman to get a massage from him.

End yourself you stupid cunt.

Europe was a dystopian nightmare before communism and is a thriving bastion of wealth and peace today, thanks to the free market principles of capitalism.

There is nothing wrong with consumerism when the alternative is having nothing to consume.

because communism does all that too, just more intensely and aggressively

>promoting any type of socialist ideology
>not practicing collectivism
Not talking about the characters, I mean the writers/actors/directors/etc. I never understood how people like Seth MacFarlane can have their political views be considered sincere when they have the power to provide free necessities to a good chunk of people but instead just hoard their resources like every other rich person. If this or any similar line was in this movie you can bet whoever wrote it is sitting on a pile of cash and surrounded by homeless

>her nipples getting hard

T H O T

How did the empire finance all their assets when Sheev threw the seperatists under the bus which consisted of both the biggest banking cartel and weapons manufacturing companies?

>My mother die buddha Temple chanting 2941
>5 days ago

definitely not. the line was something like "I want to put my fist through this beautiful city." it was still an awkward line but she's kind of an awkward character.

In the EU it was always a thing, that the empire seized the means of production and took all seppie corporations assets and gifted them to corporations of imperial loyalists like Tagge Co. which created the Corporate Sector in the upper right quadrant of the galaxy.

In Disney Canon Sheev nationalized the Banking-Clan (The Clone Wars episodes The Rise of Clovis), it can be inferred that similar things happened to the Trade Federation, Techno Union and Commerce Guild.

Does the nigger die in the new movie?

>Fuck the money dude! - Disney, 2017
Yeah okay

>why isn't everyone thinking about sex all the time like me

that slut has a good figure

almost. almost.

Why is Rey smiling at first then gets apalled later?

UH OH HOTDOG

BIG

why the fuck you need to kiss or push your tongue in a girl's belly button for a massage? How do people buy this or find it non-creepy?

>nearly all of his massages given to attractive young girls.

fucking legend.
so brazen yet so successful. Do you think he find it easier to get willing girls or more difficult because he is 50+ and chinese?

If a 20-35 year old guy tried this do you think women would be more likely to say no?

what IS this? pushing his face into their back and front armpit and smelling them what the hell.

this guy is a master.

>white women

>capitalistic planet
is that actually in the script?

>t. John Lennon
>killed with a gun

I am outraged Benicio del Toro was wasted on a such a shitty character

How else do you push Qi into another person's body...?

All women can't resist.

>0:32
mfw
O_O

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