"not him but..."

>"not him but..."
>I'm actually him

>make a good post
>realize there was a typo
>close thread in a rage of embarrassment and shame

>see a topic that I'm not interested in about to slip off the catalog with no replies
>make a reply anyway and see thread come to life

>someone disagrees with me
>tell them to cry about it

>someone asks a question
>mercilessly spam them with insults about being a newfag
>my second week here

>make a good post
>nobody replies
>close thread

>pop into an active thread
>call everybody a faggot
>leave

>make a "not him but actually him" post in post trope thread
>actually wasn't him

Every time

>post in a thread
>it instantly stops getting any more replies

>see two anons arguing about something
>pretend to be one of those anons by emulating their writing style
>pretend to be really dumb
>fuck up that anons arguement

>watch rlm review
>quote it verbatim
>someone calls me out
>"What's RLM?"

>replies every post with "all me"
>I didn't post all that

This probably happens all the fucking time.

I literally always get called out when I do this if it actually is me and never when it's really not

>make a tfw post
>don't actually know that feel

I'm gonna be honest, I do this all the time. Though usually I create an argument contradictory to my original post.

>make a mfw post
>don't post any reaction.jpg

>op claiming id
>not op

>secretly center-left
>post hyperbolic right wing hysteria just to fit in

>call people out for being Redditors

>am actually a Redditor myself

dumb image. You don't have to be good at what you specialize in.

>make an antijannie shitpost
>report myself for illegal content just so that the mods can read it
fuck you jannies

>go into thread about topic I have no clue about
>aggressively argue a point and call others out for being stupid faggots while staying vague in my arguement
>the user says something that pisses me off
>spend the next 2 hours researching the topic to better argue
>realise i actually agree with the user
>start posting as someone else and backup the user

If you claim to specialize in something it comes packaged with the claim that you're good at it because no one but mental defects would announce they specialize in something that are terrible at

>actually radical centrist
>post both right and left wing opinions for fun

>secretly far right
>post left wing arguments so that people can sharpen their debate skills and I can identify any weak spots in my position

These are all just variations of pretending to be retarded and you should all feel bad about acting like children.

Hell yes. I do this in Criterion threads.

You're arguing such a weak position that I refuse to engage further.

Not him but you're wrong

not that user but you're a faggot

>post absolute nonsense that some people might associate with mental illness
>someone posts "This"
>back away from thread and begin to question the meaning of life

this is why anonymity encourages intellectualism

alright pack it up boys you heard her Sup Forums is serious business

>make a shitpost
>make a post later on in the same thread calling out people who shitpost

Except that line was a response to Palpatine saying "You can't beat him, he's a Sith Lord."

Obi-Wan's response is meant to say "We are actually good enough to defeat him."

>write a post completely sincerely and then everyone accuses me of being retarded on purpose

That's me. I fucking hate it when it is a comfy thread too.
You're a saint.

if it's something that obviously reenforces his point on something controversial I never ever believe hurr durr not him.

>Mfw

>Make a post referencing a picture
>Don't actually post said picture
>Make new post with picture giving myself a free (you)

mfw

>....HE'S A SITH LORD!
>regardless, we have to fight him Sheev.

>make a retarded bait post
>someone responds
>quote them and my original post
>"samefag"

All me.

>see someone post nonsense
>post "this" ironically

Based user

Forgot mf

>this fucking guy

>get into a disagreement with another user
>spend a few minutes putting together a decent post, make a couple good points to support my argument
>"lol nice bait"

Every one of you that does this is a colossal faggot

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lol nice bait

>reply to everyone
>devalue the (You)

>He's too powerful for you to defeat
>No he's not

>see a "best Emma" thread
>start falseflagging as a poster of one of three Emma's
>after a couple posts, switch to posting another Emma
>after a couple more posts, switch to posting the Emma I haven't posted yet
>sprinkle in post where I use a random Emma
>sometimes argue with myself about which Emma is best
>other anons get upset and start posting Emma's
>mfw using them to get new images of the Emma's

REKT

Fuck you, you're probably lying.

>Come into the thread about a topic I like
>See that two anons are arguing, one is obviously right
>Make a post responding to the wrong user while right user makes another post
>Get accused of samefagging
How does one stop this from happening when you are unironically "not him"

>Disagree with someone or have an opinion that's not Sup Forums acceptable
>Close thread because I know people are going to bully me for it and I can't handle conflict

lol nice digits

>don't like a post
>call it 'reddit'
>everyone else is reluctant to supporting a post that has been accused of being reddit
>i win the argument
>mfw

>he's too strong!
>We must try anyway, Sheev.

>reluctant to supporting
Oh, and btw, I made a typo here so I won't be opening this thread again. Don't bother responding.

>Gets salty at user
>continues argument knowing nothing will ever get resolved because fuck it, I'm not putting on pants today

Bless you user

>disagree with a post and don't feel like arguing
>start the ol' quote and hatpost trick
everytime

>think people who actually believe reddit spacing is a thing are faggots
>irpnically accuse people of reddit spacing multiple times every day
there is something wrong with me

I like to intentionally create an argument with myself if it means an interesting discussion starts.

>make a moderately funny post
>samefag it 4 or 5 times with laughing reaction images
>get 8 free (You)s from other anons who can't help but be drawn to the hive mind

>update page
>see my post got a reply
>it's just some guy who replied to everyone in the thread

>The correct response was "This"

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Ha, no you don't. I see no evidence!

>work computer blocks /gif/, /s/, and Sup Forums
>based user starts late night porn thread on Sup Forums

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My sides!

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laughed out loud

>He's too powerful for you to defeat
>No he is not, because we specialize in defeating enemies of his caliber, since that is what it means when a Jedi specializes in Sith Lords. For a Jedi to claim that he specializes in Sith Lords, while lacking the capacity to defeat one, is completely illogical and serves no purpose. It would be like an exterminator claiming he specializes in rodents, while having neither the knowledge or the equipment to successfully control or eliminate a rodent infestation.

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You motherfucker. i see this all the time where a post has a ton of (you)'s but it wasn't even that funny

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>post porn in an off topic thread
>delete my porn post after a couple of minutes
>newfags start thinking that the mods are leaving the thread up but deleting individual posts

Self fulfilling (you)

>thead of a movie I didn't saw
>act like I did

Oh you :)

>No he is not,
This is just projection. You're making up your own meaning for the dialog. You lose.

>"It was shit"

>want to piss off Sup Forums so I type long elaborate posts roleplaying as a black nationalist saying that the end of all whites is coming and that all white bitches will be bred with superior seed
>gradually transform into an actual cuck jacking off to interracial cuck porn

>I'm just here to shitpost squeak you guys

this is me

>starting to lose argument
>reply with, "Nice strawman, faggot."
>close thread and tell myself I'm gonna look up what that means tomorrow
>never do

>You lose.

Yeah I guess so. Oh well.

>92 replies
>8 unique IPs

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>see a movie get discussed on Sup Forums
>read the wikipedia plot synopsis
>post as if I've seen the move

>gf went out at 9 last night with her girl friends
>4:45 am and still hasn't come home
>won't answer her phone

>heated argument with someone
>forgot to use the word "not" in one of my sentences
>anons think I meant the opposite of what I said
>too late to change it now
Hate this shit