War Movies

WHy is always the German uniforms the most manliest and badass on every fucking WWI and WWII movies?

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SS officer uniforms were designed by Hugo Boss.

SS officers are UBERMENSCH?

Simple and asymmetrical but take away the bright red arm brand and it gets dull pretty fast.

It might have something to do with the fact that the Germans were the good guys.

German Amy
>Dressed by Hugo Boss
>Footwear by Adi Dasler (Adidas)
>Cars by BMW / Porsche / Mercedes Benz

Americans
> Dressed by Dennys and Macys

Wrong!
Only manufactured it.

>Boss joined the Nazi Party in 1931, two years before Adolf Hitler came to power.[4] By the third quarter of 1932, the all-black SS uniform (to replace the SA brown shirts) was designed by SS-Oberführer Prof. Karl Diebitsch and Walter Heck (graphic designer).

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugo_Boss_(fashion_designer)

>Hugo Boss involved with the German Army
W-What? I never knew about that holy fuck.

>It might have something to do with the fact that the Germans were the good guys.
So the americans are the retards who fucked up the world?

No, the rest of Europe is.

Walter was heckin good then

why is he standing like a chimp

>t. Amerimutt

Imagine having taste this bad.

Where'd the picture go?

German Army was basically like a 2017 USA nigger.

>W-What? I never knew about that holy fuck.
I hope you don't take any Bayer Medicine.
Since they helped IG Farben to produce the Zyklon B.


leddit tier

unironically the french are to blame.

Germany was forced into WW1, the treaty of Versailles was RIDICULOUSLY unfair forcing germany to take the blame, give up part of their homeland to France because the frogs insisted on it, demilitarize and pay reparations. All this was needlessly humiliating towards the german population and the following economic crisis made sure they were willing to back whoever promised a way out and some retribution.

The poor handling of the first wars results guaranteed a second one.

French, Brits and Italians.
Is like the middle east and some african region. The french and the brits, as an hobby, fuck borders, ethnicities and do everything to fuel resentments that will burst decades later.

Zyklon B was the delousing stuff right?

Probably why they lost.

When you go to the golf course you always want to play against the guy with the custom made fancy irons and the brand new Tiger Woods insignia shirt because you can always beat that guy who goes to war like a fashion show.

In basketball you always want to play against the guy wearing brand new Jordans and a headband. And of course with arm sleeve tattoos. That guy always gets his ass kicked.

Yeah.
The Jews were so happy that they got a free delousing session that they died.

The German scum deserved everything they got.

Sweet sweet child. Still thinks the holocaust was a real event.

>manliest
They look like twinks

Germany absolutely deserved Versailles. The rest of Europe's mistake was not enforcing it.

this might have merit if the dirty fuckin krauts were people

Why does OP always sound like a 14 year old faggot?

Sorry but the holocaust in fact happened.
And not everybody lives in a country where you can speak your opinion without percussion.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_against_Holocaust_denial

>the treaty of Versailles was RIDICULOUSLY unfair
vae victis

and what did they do to deserve WW1 and the results? Bismarck was actually an incredible diplomat that managed to keep peace on a continent that was bursting with ethnic conflict and resentment for decades by balancing a complex net of alliances all until 1914.

be born hun

>lose war
>pay price

WOAH

*speaks opinion*
*20th century fox fanfare plays*

>forced into WW1
>implying Germany wasn't longing for an opportunity to knock out the Russians before they got stronger than them
>implying they didnt escalate things further by invading Belgium

>tfw laws against Holocaust denial

Declare war on Russia and France.

>Bismarck
What are you gibbering on about you fucking idiot.

>Bismarck
Pretty neat he was still pulling the strings 2 decades after his death, kid.

Good goy.

If Hitler never went full retarded against Russia and kept them as allies while focusing on crushing Amerimutts and the UK he should have won the WWII right?

Russia should have let AH enforce their ultimatum to Serbia. AH didnt have to be THAT buttblasted by the serbian response.

Either way, Serbia is to blame and Russia too for meddling with the two nations. Also, Britain was just longing to have an excuse to fight Germany

No. As soon as he declared war on America it was over. There's simply no country on Earth that can match the US in a conventional war.

No, because America had the bomb.

...

No, because he would have went bankrupt killing Jews.

to be fair hungary got fucked way more than germany, and compared to them they did fuck all.
the french were assholes

You know why lol

so was Siemens
Mercedes
Waly Disney himself was a sympathiserr

holy shit how old is this hugo boss guy?

He's dead

Because they were huge fags who couldn't fight and loved fashion

Cuck

in your dreams

Denying it makes you a retard in everyone's eyes.

He's in a fucking grave.

because the majority of high ranking nazis were homosexual clothing designers

Reminder that the US Army was the peak of WII aesthetic.

America could have won a war against Japan and Germany simultaneously by itself, though it would've been far bloodier. America's industrial capacity at the time of WWII was so far beyond that of any other major power that it sounds like fiction.

The sherman literally looks like someone took a shit on a sheet of blueprint paper and called it a tank

Seems about right

Meanwhile, Soviets dressed like stooges.

>XXth century
>a blue musketeer-ass uniform that screams "shoot me"
laughs in baguette

Do you know how comfy that is? You're literally wearing a blanket.

Even the pseudo shit looks great

Warm af

The virgin nazi
>uniform filled with useless garnments
>tries too hard
>feels the need to look good in order to enforce authority
The chad soviet
>wears only what is necessary
>doesn’t give a shit if he looks good or not
>doesn’t need looks to enforce authority

and Volkswagen was designed(?) by Hitler himself
and autobahn(freeway)

Being this delusional

And yet they still lost :-)

He was already at war with the Soviets when Pearl Harbour was attacked.
And in a one front war between the Germans and the US with an ocean in between neither side would have bothered even trying to invade the other. The western allies struggled, making slow progress and took heavy casualities fighting the remnants of the German army, including many children and elderly, there is no way they would've tried to land in fortress Europe defended by the full German military and it's resources. Luckily there was always going to be a war between the Nazis and Soviets so none of that matters.

You're retarded

Yep

>No free speech
>A good thing
Fucking yuros you deserve to get cucked by muslims

No.
America probably could have fought both theatre's by themselves and still won.
They just had ridiculously fast manufacturing and a civilian front that had not been physically touched by the war (ex. The Germans didn't bomb Detroit like they did London).