*knock knock*
*knock knock*
Noah Morgan
Parker White
Wrong house, Gook.
*Door slam*
Ryan Watson
*cocks rusty AK-47*
*it aint me starts playing*
Chase Stewart
his face looks like a puckered asshole
Anthony Ramirez
That is the worn face of a man who has spent decades mastering his trade
A gaijin like you wouldn't understand the dedication and sacrifice required to perfect the art of placing some raw fish on a lump of rice
Joshua Parker
that isn't a fucking human
Christopher Clark
you're right it's a chink
Samuel Cook
*slaps some raw fish on top of a ball of rice*
that'll be 10,000 yen plus tip
Elijah Hughes
What's going on here?
Justin Barnes
Lol
Ayden Peterson
Jiro, I've come to put fish on top of rice for 60 years
Camden Smith
got a problem with that, smoothskin?
Cameron Ramirez
perfect
Carter Harris
...
Kevin Howard
>"that wirr be $5000 gaijin san"
Caleb Morgan
Can I get a hamburger?
Thomas Wood
*molests you*
Luis Perry
hahaha
Julian Thomas
...
Josiah Young
who is this subhuman faggot anyway? I've seen that genetic defect assbirth massaging different cunts in public several times now.
Owen Myers
Bravo, Jiro! Bravo!
Carter Hughes
HOLY SHIT DUDE
DID YOU SEE HOW HE JUST LIKE PUT THE FISH OVER THE RICE?
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK LADS
I'LL PAY 350 IF I HAVE TO
Mason Peterson
>That'r be 300 dorra prus tip
Next, on how to scam foreigners, Paella.
Ayden Gutierrez
>fucking slowmo of a dude putting rice on a piece of raw fish
Isaiah Rogers
Luo Dong
Carson Thomas
...
Michael Phillips
holy fuck