What was the point of this scene?
What was the point of this scene?
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Hes a wide guy.
Snoke's cuck fetish
Bet Lena Dunham won't call this scene sexist huh
To highlight Snoke would bring the two together at any time, be it on the shitter, or whilst eating breakfast.
It was to catch both off guard, for them to feel connected and to tell their secrets
To make sure that girls will only want date wide guys like him
Looper.com had an article and a youtube video about this. They wanted it to show that Rey can see him, that they aren't just force telephoning but skyping. Rian also said something but I forgot.
Because the force is female.
cry moar and go lift you whiny bitch
Khazar milkers
why is he so wide like that
dead lifts and squats. HIs legs a for his frame are huge
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
Male equivalent of Leia in slave bikini
A buddy of mine said they saw Kylo Ren take off his shirt in the shower and he said that Kylo Ren had an 8 pack...
he should just bear hug all his enemies
MR SOROS
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I know this is pasta, but fuck /fit/ is so fucking gay.
Why do they all have these weird fridge bodies
Was anyone elses theater moaning loudly when this scene happened?
when I watched this movie it almost hit all the notes of a marvel movie rather than a star wars film I was just sitting there waiting for a topless scene and this film proved me right
>TFA
>Kylo removes helmet
>audience laughs
>TLJ
>Kylo shirtless
>audience moans
what's next for IX?
>kylo removes pants
>audience screams
How big is Adam Jr?
Size doesn't matter, what matters is how scream-inducing it is.
Maybe he's a trans man and has a corndog penis.
I wasn't going to see this movie after all the shit I heard about it but bro this dude seriously is shaped exactly like me so I guess I have to
wtf dude
Still can't believe this ugly motherfucker is the son of dashing Han Solo and sultry Princess Leia
>cocain baby
Stranger things have happened
Hes a wide guy.
He really looks like them.
He has a huge lightsaber
>short hair to expose those fucking jaws
They were owning up to Harrison Ford's and Carrie Fisher's jewish genes.
What program does he use? Is he natty?
Jewish descent from neanderthals.
I masturbated through my pocket
only uncut have lightsabers. Cutfags have dead sticks
Cheesecake.
Stupid bitch its not like you see the color of his lightsaber during production.
Its add in post FX. Stupid lying bitch.
They had sticks of color
His face is so asymmetrical i cant even handle it.
Its was fucking horrifying in TFA in theater 3d.
This guys lopsided as fuck nose and jaw, and carrie fishers old ass about to die face, plastered in giant close up shots, in 3d, killed any immersion I had in that movie.
I was literally thinking there was something wrong with the 3d, because that dudes face is so messed up.
they actually do use some red glowing thingy for the light effects. in the old movies the sabres don't radiate light into their surroundings because they just used regular unlighted sticks
I have a purple lightsaber
>If you remove the force kin, the lightsaber will cease to function properly.
Take a shower, hit the weights, gain height, have sex
>Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our lightsabers
What did he mean by this?
The only two questions I have about TLJ:
1: How do you work out without using your arms?
2. Why would he have such a high waistband?
>corndog penis.
fucking kek
1. It’s bizarre, his shoulders are laughably tiny as well
2. To hide his gut, which protrudes past his broad but flat pectorals
I'm trying to eroticize those jaws, and I think I've nearly cracked it. Tremble at my power level.
There's literally nothing wrong with having a lopsided jaw.
>2. To hide his gut, which protrudes past his broad but flat pectorals
This makes sense.
Like every scene in this film it was just the setup for a joke or quip
Based Nash
>I was literally thinking there was something wrong with the 3d, because that dudes face is so messed up.
There is something wrong with 3D, though, it's an abomination and an indignity to the seventh art.
But Driver isn't Jewish.
My nipples look like milk duds!
Jesus Christ that's the most fridge body I've seen in my life
6'4", probrably 200lbs.
Underrated
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Is this that ASMR girl?
Well, how did I get here
Lost hard
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Yeah. What can you do.
How do you achieve this mode? I look kinda like him and after getting W I D E all I gotta do is get famous. Which should be easy enough after the murders get reported.
He's just so weird looking. I thought his face was the worst of it but I was wrong!
Get off my fucking space dredge if you can't make the royalties happen, Parker.
Kylo...easy on the porgs....
read the whole thing without getting a boner, heh good to know I'm not gay.
>posting the edited version
Audience laughed at it thinking it was another cue-joke...
Hilarious.
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>skinnyfat Sup Forums twinks talking.
Nigga looks solid and thick.
GODS I WAS STRONG THEN
What was the point of women being half naked in every other movie? If you flip that around, you will magically see the point of this scene.
Welcome to being objectified, dudebrah.
THE WHORE IS FORCE SENSITIVE
THE WHOOORE IS WIDE
IS THAT WHAT WHORE MEANS
THE FORCE IS A WHORCE
m-more midiclorians master?
fucking BARATHEON KEKS SHITS
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Reminder that prostitutes are a real thing in Star Wars canon, even in the new legends continuity.
I'll have you know I'm a /fit/izen with a huge case of body dysmorphia.
It's not about solid, it's about proportions. Maybe if he trained his neck.
sigh... reddit
it was an euphemism :^)
REDDIT ... HOW YOU SPEEK TO YOUR KING ... SIR ILYN
DIMES
SNL
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bitch
He can't let the gains go.
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THICC