Voltron - Pidgemon edition

Are birbs the success to defeating zarkon? :thinking:

No, cats are.

Man, this Klancefag really fucking hates Keith.

Just ignore those retards from dumblr, user.

They're always spamming bullshit in the Kallura tags. It's gotten worse after Shalluragate.

Since Black lion with wings was able to defeat Zarkon....I think yes.

gotta love the mice

Fuck that cunt. I always see them posting anti-Kallura garbage and it's weird how many Klancers hate Keith.

Thank you for saving this thread. This thing had almost fallen to page 9 before bumping.

It's a bad OP is why.

>Wah~! Onii-chan, it's so big!

Please don't post ever again

Allura is such a cute character but hell, it looks like more than half of all her fans are crazy.

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What? Did the roaches do anything new recently?

I was actually thinking of letting it die because of how stupid OP sounds but that would be the waste of a thread.

Yeah, it's trash. Bitch is fresh from tumblr.

blue's a little asshole

These threads basically serve as generals. We never actually keep on topic anyways.

>We are making a show about lion robots that combine into a giant humanoid robot
>You know what we need? Mice!

I wonder what was driving the man who introduced mice first.

The Voltron threads do not need to be made every single day.

What are we discussing?

Shipping drama.

what teenaged tumblr users are complaining about it

How many dicks Lotor can take up the ass simultaneously.

I can ship anything, but I can't ship Pidge. She's unshippable.

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I think 4.

At least 30.

fuck you all Lotor is pure and sweet and great

Are you kidding me? Lotor is a turboslut. He has Galra horniness and Altean shapeshifting.

Triple that amount.

Lotor can concentrate all his shapeshifting in the rectal area. His asshole becomes a blackhole.

Not only does he have shapeshifting powers but assuming he is of royal descent, Lotor has powerful genetic magic. Lotor can also create wormholes. He can fuck through time and space.

What if Lotor's anus IS the wormhole.

No, 4 is far too low. If we're talking about humans, the general maximum amount of penis that can be fit into an anus is about 3. Lotor is Altean and Galra. He is bigger bodied than humans and he has magical powers.

>you stick your dick in lotor's ass
>your dick travels through all of space-time
>your dick has seen everything in the universe
>your dick reaches enlightenment

On a scale of One to Keith, how slutty is Shiro?

Three is the correct answer but only because it's difficult to have more than three men positioned there at the same time.

Technically, if you do the math then a man with enough stretching can take in six dicks.

I guess this means 6 cocks is the limit for Keith?

Would Lotor be able to take in more dick if he shapeshifted his ass?

Lotor can makes his anus a hammerspace compartment.

Seems that way until we get to see what his Galra powers can do.

Lotor confirmed bigger slut than Keith with science.

I can't wait for the Lotor woobifcation.

It was the 80s, and japan, and animal mascots were common

The fans won't have to do it. Lauren's fujo powers will make him a woobie in canon.

I hope they don't go too far. I still want him to be irredeemably evil sack of shit.

He'll be evil at first and than they'll pull a lighter Zuko.

>your dick gets thorn off by the pull of the blackhole
>it flies into the interdimensional space Lotor keeps the other thousand Galra dicks floating around as trophies

.5 Keiths.

Lotor may have the genetic advantage, but Keith has more perseverance and flair.

>flair
Autism is stylish now?

That's what Keithfags believe.

The Galra audience can't get enough of that retard moe.

>keitorfags dedicating time to analyze anus capacity

why

Keitorfags are the best.

Because someone has to do it eventually.

We want the fanfiction to be accurate.

What a shit thread.

>complains about shit thread only making it more shitty

Everytime.

Only because OP is a faggot.

In the end Lotor will either die or get a redemption.

Would you prefer talking about how many jars of peanut butter Pidge can fit in her vagina?

Let's do the math!

That's not any better user.

But what about the eels

Fuck you for reminding me of that porno.

Depends on the jar size but I estimate one or two.

But what about the mice?

Allura already keeps them safe in her vagina.

NO PIDGE IS PURE

There's a porno about eel stuffing? Asking for a friend.

Full of pure carnal love for peanut butter.

They live happily there. Cova will never find them.

Allura full of mice.
Lotor full of dicks.
Shiro full of smokes.

Pidge full of peanut butter.
Hunk full of food.
Lance full of farts.

Voltron Nursery Rhymes: First Edition.

Keith full of spaghetti.

Keith full of emo.

Emo is not tangible. You can still bottle farts.

Shoplifted My Chemical Romance t shirts and black eyeliner is tangible.

Keith stuffs MCR merch up his ass then?

I started cracking up the idea of Lotor pulling out his weapons from his ass.

One day the other paladins go in the lounge and Keith is there just chilling in an MCR t shirt. No one asks where he was keeping it all this time.

Keith just can't compete.

He just has to get in more practice.

But Lotor's sword is almost as big as himself...

>Zarkon wipes away a tear from his eye and beams with pride

Is it weird that I like the slut-off AU because it's the only one where Zarkon actually cares for Lotor?

Nope. You're very pure, user.

It had to happen sometime.

Zeithfags tried to ruin it with their stepmom AU but we do our best to ignore it.

That's a really good reason. But it's just a funny concept in general. I also love it for magnificent bastard Coran.

Coran was a corrupt cop in Keitor Kidney Quest AU too, right?

Yes, turns out he's been covering tracks for the Altean gang.

Everybody in the city trusts Coran. He is seen as a hero but he actually works for the Altean gang in secret. He has undying loyalty to Don Alfor.

Coran is always the chessmaster. A powerful motherfucker.

Don't forget his giant shield!

>Hunk is blackmailed by the Altean gang and cooking for them against his will
>Lance the drug dealer is running away from the cops after a decoy deal set up by Coran and runs into Hunk's restaurant
>Hunk finds Lance hiding inside his freezer
>Hunk and Lance begin their own mission to get rid of all mobsters

He's the reason they've been able to keep the rundown motel where they store the whores a secret for so long. He gets free samples too.

>Hunk and Lance want to kill Coran especially...but they need a plan

Who stole Lotor's kidney and why was it the Holts, a family of experimental plastic surgeons?

>Lance and Hunk steal a super cool car known as the Kaltenecker
>They need to rob a bank to fund their mission