ITT; Post Failures

I'll start. This fucking piece of shit sat in a shack and lives with his mom.

Didn't he make his own stand-up vegetable comedy jam?

>Post Failures
>picture of OP.jpg

>be Fat smelly Hawaiian
>middle aged working in a fast food joint
>only friends are special kids who ride boards all day

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Didn't he get himself banned from his own stand?

Korra

She gets fucked every season

2 of them being literally crippled

The one where he had to take advice From fucking Chowder?

He read a recipe book, and only Mung laughed.

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Obligatory.

>LENOOOOOORE!

Can't kill one man
Sits at home like a whiny bitch
Has ultimate power and still cries

>going on an image board is a failure

Nigga I make 50,000 a year

I still need a place to shitpost without having my opinion silenced

All Aku had to do was learn that Jack lost his sword and he would rip him a new one

Technically Scaramouche is the failure for not telling him

>why do you keep calling me bitch

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>get caught selling fake tickets to heaven
>claim that Jesus set you up

>look for image of charlie brown
>find this instead

those were the days

You are not OP. I Am OP. Stop larping.

>But Sir, we're still on our own planet!

Baby want a bottle?

A BIG DIRT BOTTLE

>Doesn't have any people that will listen to his shit without abandoning him
Sounds like a loser to me.
None of us would be here if we were decent people

Good grief

You blockhead!

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