Post a director and some stereotypical scene they would shoot

>*man smoking at table in diner*
>second man comes up to him
>"Fuck are you still here for?"
>I can't be rushed
>"Can't be rushed... and I thought you were quitting?"
>I am quitting
>"Doesn't look like you're quitting"
>It's a process
>"It's a process. Sounds like some nigger excuses to me."
>*barefooted waitress appears*
>"More coffee?"

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sounds kino

you forgot the part where everyone gets shot but thats actually the beginning of the movie

What's going on here?

You fucked up op, Sup Forums doesn't like threads which require them to be creative.

hey chill out user i'm still working on mine

There was that whole thread a while back wher people directed the dark knight rises scene as different directors.

wondering which scene...

uno farto

guess the director

>couple lying down in the grass looking up at the sky
>voice over: They say the sky can tell us a lot about ourselves
>shot of a bird landing on a branch
>voice over: Fuck, I love grass...

malik

Did you survive in the scarch?

Guess who:
5 minute panning shot of trees
V.O of bible quote or poetry in Russian
Shot of two guys sitting back to back talking about philosophy
No music or very little
Black and white but switches to color at times.

le chrisitan russian man

Tarkovsky

Alternate Reality clone of Zachary Snyderious that was born in a seprate world where the USSR won the Cold War, and Zachary rose to become Kino No.1.

Дa

"I just watched my first subtitled movie, I am a film buff now"

You forgot the semi-obscure "cool" song playing from the jukebox

Get Me To The World On Time by Electric Prunes

Nicely btfo'd

>techno-pop music starts playing
>character slowly walks into frame
>stares
>turns on light switch
>neon
>character breaks 4th wall of perfectly symmetrical shot
Hi.
>techno-pop comes back in
>roll credits
>check movie run time
>117 minutes

Guess:
>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>that guy there, yeah, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got into this mess

Sup Forums

*protagonist begins to dance*
Hey bad guy! Bet you're not getting any orange slices! I downvoted your Reddit post!
*Bad guy is Donald Trump and starts to scream and cry*
*Protagonist smirks and begins farting in rhythm to pop music*

I don’t remember any of his movies having characters that broke the fourth wall

Pretty much this but he didn’t direct civil war so orange slices weren’t him.

Guess:
>*teleports behind you*
>psssh...see you around...kid

Guess:
A lot of scenes are in a bathroom
Everyone acts like a robot
A lot of single point perspective
Music usually classical, but can vary between 20th century music and pop music.
Critically derided at first but later considered a classic.

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Third act of any superhero movie or heavily cg movie?

He’s not looking at the camera though or saying anything in the scene that is wallbreaking

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Kubrick?

Yeah but does looking at a camera automatically count as a fourth wall break? Like they do it all the time in come and see but do those count as fourth wall breaks? I guess they do but in that it has a definitive purpose of feeling like the movies talking to you directly. But I don’t know I guess you’re right, maybe my idea of a fourth wall break was just off for some reason.

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Yeah.

>Yeah but does looking at a camera automatically count as a fourth wall break?

No. That poster is an autist

>2 hours of strangely detailed satanic sex rituals
>dies mysteriously after filming

Not all of his movies are Drive

Cubedick

Actually I still prefer Neon Demon. Drive is okay.

need an archive link for this

I have seen almost all of Tarantino's movies except for Jackie Brown, Inglourious Basterds, and Death Proof, and there is not a single one where this happens.

it's a very Tarantino sort of thing to have happen though

>.*barefooted waitress appears*

This guy contributed with a solid example but in doing so revealed that he does not understand what it means to break the fourth wall. You’re thinking of the 180-degree rule

Guess (Easy mode)
-Two American NEETS take bong rips and discuss the similarities of the novel "Ubik" and the current state of social media
-Scene transitions to a year later without any indication
-The two NEETS cruise for burgers late at night in a vintage duster while "Hungry Freaks, Daddy" plays on the car stereo

giv pls

Yorgos Lanthimos

How is it that Lanthimos can be so similar to Kubrick without being dishonest or derivative? Are they kindred kino spirits?

I guess

I can’t find it it was a few months back. It was something like “we direct the plane scene as different directors”

Michael Bay

Easy one
>shrine in the forest
>swordsman walks in
>overacts

It was basically this but there was one this year too.

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thx

>Establishing shot of exotic location
>characters arrive at location and exchange exposition
>wipe

>some generic action schlock with vague religious symbolism
>Sup Forums thinks it's art
Guess who

George Lucas?

Zack Snyder

>slow zoom in from mid range to extreme closeup of eyes
>surging operatic music

>haven't seen Jackie Brown
Cmon now

>girl walks in a huge desert square
>italian prog rock starts playing
>girl is chased by the camera
>someone stabs the girl and her blood is basically bright red paint

I have 2 for you guys.
first one
>Hans Zimmer's score sets a forboding undertone as a man stands at the edge of a cliff.
>The man turns around and is surrounded by police. A beautifully shot wide sweep is cinamatographically perfect.
>The man shuts his eyes, the camera zooms for a close up. The camera pans back out to the man opening his eyes in a bank behind the glass as the man helps a customer cash a check.

Second
>Two young men sit in a pub and talk about how awesome it is to be British.
> They are soon surounded by "wot m8?s" and the young men stand to confront them.
> The tension finally breaks and severy quick snap zoom shots of the combatant's fists, sweat, eyes and snarls.
>The action is coherent and in a seemingly single take as the camera stylistically follow key actions as the young men kung fu the shit out of the bruvs

Richard Linklater

or the wachowski bitches

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>a beautiful but meaningless shot

Nolan
Ritchie

Wrong on the second one. Ritchie sort of fits. but I was thinking of someone else.

It was either Ritchie or Wright.

>Midget in blackface with a huge white dog on a leash sells a twinky to a fire hydrant

Tarkovsky

Rian Johnson?

John Waters.

Yes, it's this edgy boy indeed

Coen brothers?

Mel gibson

>Sup Forums is creative
>for the gayest shit ever

Anno

Kurosawa

The nip who made Evangelion

second is matthew vaughn

>a hired killer sitting alone at cafe, camera is not moving, he is perfectly still, but we can hear the silent sound of cafe workers doing their chors
>then shot changes, and killer slowly eating his breakfast, croissant with whipped cream on top and coffee
>then, some guy enters the shot and sits in front of killer
>'I used to love that cafe, they surely can do their coffee good. I'll have what he have' - he tells a waiter, we only see waiter's hands.
>Killer take a sceptical coffee sip and stare at newcomer
>'And you know what changed?' - the new guy he continues.
>'What?' - killer says after pause
>'I don't know.' - new guy replies.
>Killer silently finishes his coffee
>the scene is like 2 hours long

>implying theatre posting isn't the most creative form of shitposting on this site
Say what you want about this board but a lot of good memes are made here.

Snyder

Fuck man I miss giallo kino

This one is easy
>all actors talk like autists

kys yourself

first one has scorsese playing bach and not the rolling stones or some other 60s or 70s music?

wtf scorsese movies did he watch growing up? age of innocence?

Ha 10/10

fincher
or sorkin

allen

tarkovsky actually avoided symbolism because that would give a film a definitive meaning,the only way to enjoy a tarkovsky film is to let yorself get hypnothised by the visuals and sound/music,otherwise you will end up horribly bored.