Why do soyboys think they have any authority on what makes star wars good or bad?

Why do soyboys think they have any authority on what makes star wars good or bad?

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Why wouldn't there be diners in space?

Is this guy retarded?

this prequel bashing is getting so old i am glad that lucas sold it to the white slavers as a revenge move

Name an inconsistency in the lore the prequels created

it's like only this fucker has seen the prequels

why do wannabe fascists think they have any authority on a franchise about opposing a fascist Empire?

>J-Jar Jar binks! Forget about how I'M ACTING Rey was having an awfully choreographed fight against cheap plastic armor fags in a awfully bad choreographed fight.

>the prequels were bad therefore it's okay if the sequels are bad just turn off you brain!

The prequels were 'bad' in a much different way than the newer Disney movies are, and in hindsight, in a much more tolerable and ultimately enjoyable way.

For example, think of all the genuinely good memes to come from the prequels, while the Disney movies are spiritually, comedically, and creatively sterile by comparison.

Space Diner?
What is he talking about?

leftists should not be allowed to watch any movie.
They should only die. In a fire.

>repeating the same thing twice
Why the fuck do people do this in TEXT? It's one thing when you're speaking because someone may not be paying attention but in text there's no excuse. Fuck soyboys

Trump is your president soyboy

>fascists
Unlike reddit commies even Sup Forums support democracy muh Kim duh no wrong

How was it a space diner? It was on a planet (coruscant). Is xer implying that megacities don't have diners or something?

Victimhood olympics, once again. 'You hate something, well, you won't believe what I had to endure'. I'm a bigger victim, so stop complaining.

Fuck these people. Their suffering has nothing to do with the quality of this movie. But they don't care about the quality of this movie; it's outside their intellectual understanding. As always, they focus on the 'feelings', not on the argument.

If someone claims this movie has inconsistencies (which is obviously does), then the only response is to either agree or disagree with the claim using evidence to support your position. Comparing the suffering one has to endure by watching shit movies has nothing to do with the initial argument.

But you see this in soyboys all the time, because they're using a female argument style, where oppression and victimhood is what wins. Let them act like women, that's how they get their recognition anyway, but it's also why no one takes them seriously or treats them with respect.

dexter jettser

which I never got the real problem with but whatever

How is it a space diner? Am I remembering wromg? I thought it was on Coruscant, not in space.

Sounds like your typical alt-righter.

"I've seen some things, maaaan,"

What is wrong with space dinner?

Probably an answer to the casino filler compaints

>people care this much about children's movies

He's literally not wrong

you're not remembering it wrong, i assume that guy is saying "everything not on earth is space". it's not easy trying to follow the logic on these holier-than-thou types

>ultimately enjoyable
remember kids, have no tolerance for prequel defenders. They don't have the ability to see that things they liked as kids are actually shit

hahaha we sure showed those soyboys though
53% bitches
we fucking did it!

Soyboys can't understand Sheev kino

Obi Wan telling Luke Yoda trained him, no mention of Qui Gonn

Anakin building C3PO, Owen and Obi-Wan not recognizing the droids in the OT

The force is midichlorians in your blood stream
Leia remembering her real mother

Nothing of this is an inconsistence.

ok friendo

>there are no eateries in space
Dumb roastie

You can't use prequels on your argument when the new trilogy ignores it.

So fuck off whore

But they literally name-dropped Darth Sidious in TLJ.

There wouldn't be 50s themed diners in space because the 50s never happened in the SW universe.

I hate Gen Z

>Star Wars takes inspirations from retro sci-fi as well as more contemporary stuff at its formation like Flash Gordon
>people bash it for space diners
I fucking hate Sequel Trilogy fags.

There shouldn't be light jazz, Greek columns and the concept of hell either, but there is

The prequels are unironically miles better than the sequels and anyone who says otherwise is a redditor.

t. redditor

Is no one gonna point out that this board is filled with soyboys who think they have the authority to brand tlj as bad

>good memes

>I sat through the prequels, that means the NT can't have inconsistencies

Is that the point he's trying to make?

None of those things are bad. He's just hating on the prequels for the sake of hating the prequels. When will this meme die?

>bring up criticism
>yeah but the prequels...

>77

Except the diner on Coruscant was important to the plot. Obi-Wan had to go meet an old friend who might know where the toxic dart originated from, and Obi-Wan got useful information from it.

Contrast to TLJ, when Finn and Rose went to some casino planet to get a codebreaker, only to realize they don't need that codebreaker anyway.

Big difference.

>t.reddit

Yeah. On a planet with 2 trillion people its inconceivable that one of them just happens to be a running a diner.

Yoda trained Obi Juan to talk to force ghost Qui Gon.
Checkmate atheists.

>muh boogeyman
Jesus, can't criticize these loons without them getting defensive and all 'whataboutism'

I hate to contribute to a Sup Forums thread but that fucking space diner scene was the worst

My man.

>44

Reddit hates the prequels. I always see comments like "To be fair, they're not the prequels" or "Let's just be glad it's not the prequels! lol! xDD"

all those things are super bad. they're actual complaints of things that completely didn't work in in those movies.
they're more real than
>why is there so many non whites in my space fantasies
>why did they get an asian
>why bring back the black guy
>why is the man character not a man

granted TLJ has a ton of issues if you're a OT fan, but not the ones being complained about on Sup Forums the most.

>old friend
We are told he is an old friend, they never show us that. The audience has 0 emotional attachement and the character itself is absolute garbage.
Also Yoda already told him he is looking for a planet that was erased from the archives. It's really a thinly ploted detective story which is only acceptable to brainlets.
kys

The easiest way to fight back against these soy guzzling cucks is to turn their own terms against them. This particular demographic has been found of using “whataboutism” as a way of deflecting comparisons in the political spectrum, essentially saying one bad act does not excuse another

So when one of these numale bitches tries to deflect criticism of TLJ/TFA by invoking the prequels, accuse them of whataboutism.

Fuck yourself to death if you seriously believe most of the complaints are about the skin color and race of characters in that shitshow of a movie. At least 80% of the hate is rightfully over Luke.

>getting into twitter fights
lol

Lucas is a hack, and the series has been inconsistently put together as each movie was released with a normies attention to canon. Why is that so hard for people to get? Star Wars was supposed to be one movie then it turned into the biggest merchandising scheme of two centuries. Hence this webm.

Uh, no sweetie. The 50's was a long, long time ago. Just like the setting on Star Wars.

Why do they all speak English in a fantasy world where England doesn't exist?

Why do they have a fashion sense fitting with modern times?

What a stupid fucking nitpick. "SPACE DINERS!!!" Jesus christ.

>Obi Wan telling Luke Yoda trained him,
Factually correct.

>no mention of Qui Gonn
Because he wasn't sending Luke to train with Qui-Gon

>Anakin building C3PO
Not an inconsistency.

>Owen and Obi-Wan not recognizing the droids in the OT
There are probably thousands of protocol and astromech droids in their universe and they mostly look the same. Combine that with 2 decades of time passage.

>The force is midichlorians in your blood stream
Not an inconsistency

>Leia remembering her real mother
Numerous explanations can be attributed to this.

>all of those things are super bad

You're wrong.

Yoda using the Force to do flippy shit was something everyone in the theater loved it when he did it in episode 2 and 3. It was a fantastic example of his ability to use the Force as a way to overcome physical ineptitude, and it just looked cool.

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>We are told he is an old friend, they never show us that. The audience has 0 emotional attachement and the character itself is absolute garbage.
Uh...
"Obi-Wan!"
"Hello, Dex!"
"Take a seat, I'll be right with you!"
*They hug*

Not sure if you're retarded or just never seen the movie.

TELL THAT TO KANJA KLUB

>Obi Wan telling Luke Yoda trained him, no mention of Qui Gonn
This is not inconsistent at all. Yoda trained all the Younglings. Luke isn't going to talk to the ghost of Qui-gon, he's talking to Yoda, so Obi-wan simply wants Luke to know that Yoda is a teacher. Each Jedi probably had a multitude of instructors at the Academy. That's all there is to it.

>Obi Wan telling Luke Yoda trained him, no mention of Qui Gonn
>Luke I trained your father, well actually my master (someone who is entirely irrelvant to our cuurant conversation) found him as a boy on tatooinne and took him to the jedi council which said he couldn't be trained and then after my master died I promised to train him
much better

>Anakin building C3PO
not an inconsistency
>Owen and Obi-Wan not recognizing the droids in the OT
yeah, owen totally should have recognized generic protocol droid and blue astromech from 30 years ago. I would imagine when your living day to day as a moisture farmer on a desert planet, random passerby droids really stick in your memory
as for Obi wan, he did recognize them

>The force is midichlorians in your blood stream
wrong.

>Leia remembering her real mother
what is da force and shit
also, i don't think early childhood vague memories should be taken as word of god

>all those things are super bad
Okay, in what way?

>they're actual complaints of things that completely didn't work in in those movies.

They actually worked in the movies. Here let me show you:

>Obi-Wan and Dex was important to the plot
>Yoda had to fight Dooku. No other way around it. Plus he's a Jedi. Who says he can't fight with a lightsaber? What's wrong with you?
>Jar Jar was important to Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan's mission to the Naboo, whether you like it or not
>Midichlorians make sense, but retards like to spin things around in their peewee brains. I recommend you watch Palpatine discussing Darth Plagueis to Anakin if your brain is still having comprehension issues.

>if you're a fan of the OT
Most of those fans are cancer, only there to oppose the prequels. True fans of Star Wars love all of it, except the Disney shit, which are vehicles for their political agenda.

>why [something shit] is a good thing
these hacks need to be shot

>The audience has 0 emotional attachement.

Wrong, you have 0 emotional attachment because you're a philistine.

Anyone with heightened sensibilities and a cultured background has a high esteem and appreciation for Dex.

What is the problem with the midichlorian ? From what I understood, they're just an indicator, not the source.

Fashion is distinctly different, and English is obviously for practical reasons. Not that I give a shit about the space diner, that's just not a fair comparison.

it was on coruscant plus they served jawa juice and nerf burgers

>We are told he is an old friend, they never show us that. The audience has 0 emotional attachement and the character itself is absolute garbage.
THIS.
Just like ben kenobi, we're told he's this powerful space wizard that knew Luke's father, but do they ever SHOW that in the OT. The audience has zero attachment to some old man

>old buddy
>old friend
It's all in the dialogue, nothing is subtle, emotional or visual. How could it be if McGregor was talking to a green-screen while bein directed be General Autismo?
If you honestly defend this talking plot-point without any impact or connection to the overall story you are beyond saving:
>youtube.com/watch?v=neyY2qC9pCA
>Jamba juice

there is literally nothing wrong with Jar Jar Binks

because star wars is for fuxking soyboys, probably

There's nothing wrong with them. They make sense, but normies see other people hating them, and so they hate it too. It makes sense that the midichlorians that help a Jedi connect with the Force, which is energy surrounding them. Also is right regarding Darth Plagueis. It makes the concept more interesting.

By the same token, there would not be English speaking humans a long time ago in a galaxy far far away because English is a language belonging to a specific culture and time period on Earth.

You godless casual.

Prequel apologists are equally as bad as TLJ apologists

fuck you

agreed

They hug, you autist. Is that not visual for you? They smile, they giggle. Dex is the diner's owner and kitchen chef. Seeing that they were busy, what kind of owner/chef would step aside from his job to sit down with someone? A owner/chef who sees an old friend.

Enough with this blatant retardation. The diner and Obi-Wan's interactions with Dex are good.

>I sat through shit you couldn't imagine.
Why does he think that TLJ detractors didn't see the prequels?

The contrarianism was already ramping up with regards to the prequels. TLJ just tipped the scales heavily. Expect to see this shit everywhere for a very long time

these cucks just want to get laid

I have the nerve? Yes I do. I have also sat throught all that. Still better than TLJ.

I'm not an americuck, so nope, he isn't.

reminder that people are butthurt at the space dinner because it fucks up their theories and head canon about Star Wars taking place in ancient times

but hey, space cantinas are okay...

I mean, it's just as ridiculous. And fashion isn't distincly different.

True. This "HEY HERE IS SOMETHING THAT IS SO SHIT THAT IT MAKES MY SHIT LOOK BETTER IN COMPARISON" faggotry is just sad

Journalism is dead beyond dead.

>They
>The diner and Obi-Wan's interactions with Dex are good
Jesus Christ mate, we needed Dex to be in the story to work you fucking pleb. He only shows up once, tells Obi Wan where to go and that's it. That would be fine/boring but whatever. But noooo, they had to tell us about him being an old friend which had 0 (zero) fucking consequence on anything that happened in the story. It's fake gravitas, fake drama and fake emotion. It's literally the epitome of what is wrong with the PT.
baka you dirty fucking plebian

Shut the fuck up with this "soyboy" shit. No one fucking says it you autistic faggot

Without Dex, Obi-Wan wouldn't know about Kamino. Without knowing about Kamino, Obi-Wan wouldn't know that someone erased Kamino from the Jedi Archives. Without knowing someone erased Kamino from the archives, Yoda wouldn't know. If Obi-Wan and Yoda are clueless as to Kamino and its removal in the archives, that means the clone troopers, Jango, Dooku doesn't work. Which then means the whole fucking movie doesn't work.

There, I hope I cured your autism,

What is this midichlorian stuff? Isn't it just a good way to know who's the most powerful Jedi? Literally not wrong with it. God I hate star wars fans

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