"Hey Aku babe, Jackie baby lost his sword!"

>"Hey Aku babe, Jackie baby lost his sword!"
>"Waat?! Really?"
>*teleports over to see Jack*
>Jack kills him

And thats how the series ends Sup Forums

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This would be a much better ending than anything involving Ashi.

Actually, it would be a good ending, period.

So Scaramouche is the real hero of Samurai Jack?

penis etc.

Wow, that's exactly what's gonna happen

Naw, he'll most likely be killed by Aku when he sees Jack has the sword

"AKUUUUU, I got some news for ya, babe!"
"WHAAAAAT IS IT"
"It's about Jacki boy, ya see, he lost his-"

"AKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

They turn around and see Jack and Ashi, with sword in tow. Aku looks down at Scaramouche.

"He lost his WHAT?"

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>stinger scene of Scaramouche being demoted to Aku's least favorite assassin

"...BEARD?"

I'm sure Aku will crush Scaramouche's head for lying before he fights Jack

Top kek

>his beard

But Aku didn't know about Ashi

...

>Scaramouche won't tell aku in time, and he will never be aku's top assason again and have a bitching fight scene.

It hurts

>Sees ashi besides him
>"uh...his virginity"

>botbabe is going to get fucking killed by Aku
Sup Forums, please tell me he's going to be alright

10/10

do you think we will see a return of that cool vibrating sword time bomb thing?

or will he get new gear?

>get new gear
If he does it better be this

There's too little time. And Genny seems hell bent on rushed story telling, and superfluous scenes of Ashi being awesome.

So doing something cool with Scaramouch seems out of the question. But since he's gotten the sword back, it leads us to wonder WHY half an episode was wasted on him trying to tell Aku.

>Scaramouche : jackie boy my sound guy just hooked me up with some new gear
>pan to the disc jockey girl tied up
>Scaramouche plays the evil beat LP
>turns the whole crowd on jack

>The best robots get reduced to heads

Who built him? Who made his weapons? A mad alien scientist with magic skills? Did a bunch of scientists got together and was like-
>"Hey, lets build a bunch of assassins and make a game out of it as Aku's No.1"
>"What's the prize?"
>"I don't know... respect?".

this happens very frequently now that i think about it

bender had whole futurama episodes around this

we know of 2 scientist that can make formidable robots to fight jack

x-9's maker and the ultra bot's

they both are your typical run of the mill wacko mad scientist

>And Genny seems hell bent on rushed story telling, and superfluous scenes of Ashi being awesome.
Mmm, that's good butthurt

>"What could be the gayest assassin robot we can cook up?"

Do you think they went as far as to give him a dick just for laughs?

...

Aku will kill him for good news because without the sword he can kill Jack and no need mercenaries anymore

>"Program him with slutty tendencies, too"

>gayest

You guys showing your age. Sammy Davis Jr. slayed more pussy than this entire board put together.

Someone gave a french bot with long curls and chest hairs. Anything is possible.

I hope this will happen

This

Is Scaramouch supposed to be black?

Scaramouch is Scaramouch. A robot.

Na Jack dies, Ashi picks up the sword and finishes the job Jack gets to see's his family again in the after life.

No, he's silver