Why doesn't Batman just sever Joker's spinal column so he can't move his arms or legs?

Why doesn't Batman just sever Joker's spinal column so he can't move his arms or legs?

That would be worse fate than killing him

Would it? Joker's so wacky and zany it might not bother him.

Doesn't matter. Batman is only against killing. Everything else is acceptable.

already done in an Elseworld but still didn't end well

>using that image

Also, because the authors did not give him the chance to do so.

When why hasn't Batman done it then?

because it's obviously a villainous thing

The idea of Joker still a threat while using a blow powered wheelchair is hilarious to me.

What's wrong with my image? I think it's good at conveying a sense of confusion that I feel when faced with a perplexing or unbelievable situation in media, which happens a lot as I am easily confused.

I-it's not from a porn, is it?

Because he's a bitch.

So then why doesn't he rape the Joker?

stop using that meme ,now i can't get that awful gross image out of my head

What image is that? ;?)

Now we're getting down to the questions that matter.

Enter Cyborg Joker.

because he's not a faggot with a clown fetish.

Rape is about power, not sex.

If batman immobilizes joker for good, there would be no more joker stories and joker makes dc comics a lot of money.

The line between paralyzed for life and dead is a lot thinner then you'd think, there's a good chance he'd kill Joker by accident if he tried that.

What if Batman uses his full prep-time to paralyze the Joker? Batman never accidents when prep-timing!

daredevil tried this with Bullseye. Didn't worked out.

USE YOUR POSITION AS BRUCE WAYNE TO GET TO LOBOTOMIZE HIM ALREADY JEEZ

So how did Bullseye attack Daredevil when he was paralyzed? Develop psychic powers or something?

He got an adamantium column.

Why wouldn't he just turn a blind eye when a crime lord puts a hit out on the Joker? He kills largely indiscriminately. There's no way they'd want him around.

that's a pretty great reaction image

Because when Swamp Thing did it to his enemy the person became the god avatar of all machines and almost destroyed the world. Do you want god avatar Joker? No. Batman is actively avoiding that.

>Joker has Harley pull up his arms and wiggle them around when he's trying to talk about his evil plans to Batman
>"You'll never catch me Batman!" while he slowly wheels away then Batman just takes his wheelchair and quietly takes him back to cell
>HARLEY! I thought you said this bank had wheelchair access!

It didn't work when Bane did it.

Honestly this is the Joker DC comics needs.

Admantium doesn't exist in the DC universe,
Batman:1
Paralyzed Joker with Harley Quinn as his nurse:0

Because Batman actually believes everyone can be rehabilitated , even the Joker.

>Implying

I'm guessing that's happened a lot of times, but the Joker is crafty he gets out alive every time

If The Killing Joke is any indication ,it's true

Also this

shmorgy

And then Bullseye thought he is capable of taking on a legit superhuman with superhuman physical attributes.

What about a story about how Joker fell off a ledge and lived but fucked up his body. Batman then takes Joker to a personal cell in the Batcave and takes care of him while he's stuck in a full bodycast?

It could be a horror story from Joker's point of view as Batman obsessively tries to force Joker to change his ways while he can't escape under Batman's watch.

because joker gives the batman purpose, in a way, batman is toying with joker as much as joker toys with gotham and batman. He hides behind his Rhetoric that killing makes him as bad as him but it's pretty fucking clear letting a psychopath bombing and destroying countless lives in gotham is even worse than killing him.

rhetoric, it's all rhetoric.

or a less edgy option would be to simply incarcerate Joker himself in a cell in the batcave since obviously Arkam is a shitshow security wise

Because Joker would just snap his own neck just to spite Batman.