Remove the casino planet and this is the best Star Wars film ever made

Remove the casino planet and this is the best Star Wars film ever made.

sage bait

Kek, no. This is a really bad movie

Its good. People on this board are fucking retards. I respect someone not liking the film but only if that person has a non-retarded reason for it. Also yeah the casino could have been much better.

Also, remove bad acting, terrible characters, retarded visual design, plot holes, inconsistencies, cringy dialogues, and porgs. Remaining footage would be the best 5-minute Star Wars short ever

to remove the casino planet is to remove Haldo and give Ackbar his rightful place.

Remove the tumblr purple haired commander.
Remove the Luke thinking of murdering his nephew.
Remove the whole forced love story between Finn and Rose.
Remove the death of Snoke by Kylo.
Remove the flying Leia.
Remove every Luke scene at the island.
Remove the mother joke scene between Poe and Hux.
Remove the entire Luke and Kylo duel.
Remove the death scene of Luke.

and it is like the 7th best Star Wars movie now.

All those things are still way way better than The Farce Awakens.

>retarded visual design
Examples?
>inconsistencies
Such as?
>Porgs
How are they bad? They dont interfere with the story like ewoks for example. Or should they?

I thought about this after seing the shitfest. It can be done, but you kinda need Finn doe something else then. But, you're right. The casino planet was a stupid sidequest and the "we are the last ship of the rebellion" shit was too Galactica for my liking.

Fuck JJ. Rian is based for taking a dump on JJ's "mysteries"

Remove everyone's story besides Luke, Rey, and Kylo and it becomes the 4th best.

Remove the
>cringy new age humor
>pointless casino story
>liberal propaganda that has nothing to do with the story
>cringy forced love story between Finn and Rose
>butchering of Force powers
>butchering of Lukes character
>pointless bickering between the purple haired admiral and Poe
>Reys perfect personality
>dumb island training that barely even amounted to anything
and you might get a decent movie

>Examples?
The empire ships, the walkers, the bombers, the salt ships.

porgs needed more screen time, they were the only good thing, they are so bad it's funny

Fuck off Disney shills.

Rey has a terrible personality. She assaults an unarmed old man by bludgeoning him in the back of the head because he isn’t answering her question, and when he fends her off she ups the ante and threatens him with a lightsaber. It’s actually shocking to me that the movie didn’t even bother to acknowledge how fucked up that was. A few minutes later, fucking Yoda is singing her praises.

Kinda ironic that lucas removed all english typo from the movies and replaced them with galactic basic, but Finn's name is based on the latin letters FN

Yeah that part bothered me a lot and I hardly see people talking about it. Probably because theres so many things to hate. Imagine if Luke just beat the shit out of Yoda.

Never seen it that way. I was just angry that a Jedi Master was even weak to surprise attacks from behind. Should he have felt the stick through the almighty force?

*shouldn't

The scene where Kylo and Rey fight over the light sabre as they get rammed by the rebellion is greatest SW scene ever.

EVER!

And that scene where the gliders fly in formation against the Walkers.

Even if he could, that’s pretty minor compared to the fact that Yoda is telling Luke to train Rey after she literally attacked him and threatened him with a deadly weapon but he didn’t want Quai Gon to train innocent little Anakin because the boy had too much fear. Rey continues to just be a character that this new trilogy just bends over backwards for.

Remove casino planet, rebel ship and final battle and it is one of the okay Star Wars films.

agreed

I honestly enjoyed this scene for its slow lightsaber fight. It was raw and hateful, just like Luke, not some fancy choreography. But that's about the only thing I liked.

Remind me, what happens next? Oh right, nothing. They just have this one scene with the gliders and they play no role in the film other than selling lego sets

Keep the Casino Planet and add Lando as the dude running it and we got something.

Bait

Casino planet was pure kino

Uhm, that 'temple' from TFA that Kylo had destroyed, was it the same place where Luke trained Kylo?

luke was being an evasive cunt, not answering and pretty much lied to her about trying to help versus murder kylo. rey getting mad and hitting him was fine, if anything the real cuck moment was when she was like "will you help?" and luke just turned his head away like a pussy reee

terrible writing through and through tho

the location, the planet and the setting was kinda cool. i'm sure it was a fun day for the extras on that set.

i just thought the whole "capitalism is bad mmmkay?" was embarrassing, even if the horse aliens were cute

I’m not disparaging Luke in that situation, I’m talking about how fucked up it is that Rey would attack an unarmed man from behind after he doesn’t answer her. Just immediately resorts to physical violence. That’s some dark side shit, and if they were actually going for her potentially going to the dark side that would have been fine, but they just completely drop it right after and Yoda is talking about how Luke should train her. She’s such a poorly handled protagonist.

>why

A new hope

When there are planets where people have fun all day, what is so bad about the first order? It completely contradicts the need for any form of rebellion. Give us at least a scene where the bad guys actually do bad things to normal people.

also leave Rey on that fucking island, and it can be good

If you think the casino planet is the only reason this movie sucks, you're delusional.

i think you missed the point of that scene, it was to show how fun the elite super rich were having, while selling arms on the backs of the bones and sweat of the poor working class.

finn and that asian chick were literally the representation of edgy anarchists wanting to destroy things for random people who just happen to be higher up than them in social / economic hierarchy

>casino planet was the problem
The delusion is strong with this one.

Wow. I guess Boyega must have made all these comments before he read the script and realised they made his character into a useless retard and only allowed him to hook up with the other forced diversity minority character.

Good bait. The whole movie is shit.

>this is the best smelling pile of shit among similar piles of shit

This though, can't understand how they'd miss an obvious thing like that. But oh no lets just keep ourselves busily and hypocritically on the rich people while still being the filthiest of all the rich people ourselves.

Not really, he made all these comments because he’s got an audience and feels invulnerable from criticism. This is Boyega unfiltered, his true thoughts and feelings.

Let’s see how he acts five years from now after the trilogy runs down.

>i think you missed the point of that scene
When the first order relies on purchasing all their weapons from 3rd party dealers, they are merely a rogue state. A galactic empire would manufacture their own arms or simply take them without pay. And the little slavekids will always be slaves, just like Vader's mother during the Old Republic's (((just))) reign.
I understood what they were going for with the casino detour, I just thought it was way too stupid in a "do you actually want be to believe this" way.

These.
They should gave removed Rian Johnson from the director's chair.

Can we focus on non-script problems with the movie? I thought the editing and direction as a whole were really bad. The editing felt so rushed from scene to scene, never did the movie really settle in to a scene for full emotional impact. It's cut exactly like all other blockbuster films like Jurassic World.

You think Disney gives a shit? You think they actually care about anyone beyond the surface level “Le Millenium Falcon!!!” Stuff?

They’re selling Member Berries, that’s all these movies are.

honestly i think he's just kind of naive, you don't always have to be smart to break into the industry. there are a lot of famous ignorant fools. i don't think this dude reads very much, i don't think he analyzes shit, i don't think he is on the autistic spectrum at all for example.

i mean, him name dropping the force awakens as his fave star wars video game and not understanding the nuances of the universe tolkien created is pretty telling.

That’s a problem with the entire new trilogy; TFA had a sort of weightlessness to exploration and space travel where you’re not sure if the movie’s taking place in one system, or the entire galaxy.

It lacks any sense of wonder.

i agree with everything you said, i was almost literally face palming in the theater seeing it for the first time, as socially awkward as that might sound.

i'm sure there were a lot of young bearded (and blue haired) communists out there fist bumping when that scene came on. very cringey actually

This is never, ever going to change for any Disney blockbuster. It's required for them satiate the ADD audience with ridiculous pacing.

I've noticed almost no classic SW wipes. But I could wrong since it was too fucking long.

Can we atleast all agree that visually, this was the most stunning SW yet?

>Canto Bight
>Casino Night
BRAVO HEDGEHOG

>since it was too fucking long
Don't forget your Adderall at home next time.

I remember seeing at least one wipe, but I forget which scene it was

At the end when broomboy looks to the stars.

There was single wipe early in the movie I think

The Casino stuff is actually good. And I can't believe they did a reference to Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

I would've been fine with Kylo killing Luke if only Luke was actually physically present and used the force to repel/stop the AT-AT blasters just to create a parallel with Kylo's scene of him doing the same thing in TFA but only on a much larger scale. Not only would it show how much Kylo still has to learn in comparison to a Jedi master, but it would suggest that Luke taught him that trick during their brief training.

Then Kylo could kill Luke only after Luke is completely exhausted from using the force to buy time for people to escape.

Of course, I agree with you that Boyega’s a racist idiot. He’s not a smart guy, he’s just some big black actor JJ picked up after people fawned over his performance in a mediocre sci-fi horror movie.

I don’t think he will go anywhere in the industry, he’s going to finish Star Wars and star in a couple high-budget flops/disappointments before fading away.

>last guardian herd hides in the bushes
>where did they go??
They build faster than light engines, but cannot detect a living creature in the woods?? top lel writing.

this movie shat all over sjws, i loved it
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This, best false flag movie ever /based/ Johnson, they forced him into this diversity bullshit and he fucked Kennedy so hard with that. Im very exited about his own trilogy to be honest.

>Remove the whole movie and this is the best Star Wars film ever made.

>Women getting shit done
>absolutely nothing heppens
TOP KEK

He did well in Detroit

people hated the prequels for this reason you fool