Will it beat star wars?

will it beat star wars?

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Who is this annunaki cutie patootie?

Yes, I will personally see to it.

excited for it desu

what the fuck is that?

she will end like the kid that played anakin

She's 32, my dude.

it will beat my penis

>Dat uncanny valley tho

creepy

>$200 million blockbuster based on a fairly obscure manga

It's doomed to fail even if by some miracle it ends up being good

>of course you can pay me in gum

How did Robert get the funding for this again?

He took all the money from Rose McGowan's book deal

HAHAHA LOOK AT THE CENTER OF HER FACE

Looks like ASR

what was the point of casting Rosa if she's going to get Cavill'd anyway?

by spamming the board? you try it, as i see

>battle fucking angel
>fairly obscure

No, but hopefully it'll beat Ghost in the Shell and prove you don't need washed up actresses to pump up the starpower.
Really for Battle Angel I just want three things;
It to be good, obviously.
Them to do the entire bounty hunter arc properly and don't pussy out by giving the boy/girl couple a happy ending.
It does well enough to warrant a Motorball sequel, who the fuck wouldn't watch high speed bloodsport racing with cyborg martial artists in a grungy cyberpunk setting?

I've never heard of it

I´m talking of people mocking actors into insanity

t. born in 1998

Yes. That preview has more soul in it than "Soy Wars: The Last Disney Film I Watch" could manifest in two and a half hours.

And I'm telling you she's way too old to go crazy after some internet bullying. Also, she's a woman, any criticism will run off her like water.

I was born in 82 and I've never heard of it either
Maybe because I'm not some faggot weaboo virgin.

>Maybe because I'm not some faggot weaboo virgin.
You have a point there. But it's your loss.

Lots of movies getting funded from China in exchange for slipping in a little propaganda.

this shit looks goofy.

I´m not even talking of internet bullying but i´m more surprised that you think that grown ups don´t care what the rest thinks of them. everybody wants a place in society and being mocked in open public is hell. worse than you can imagine

This will end up like ghost in the shell

Ehh, gonna watch the movie for sure, but the original actress without cgi would be better.

it honestly is. its too old

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god I hope so

Alita: Battle Angel movie adaptation

"Are you bothered by the fact I'm not completely human?"

This movie only makes sense if she looks weird. If she was just a normal looking hot chick, what could be the problem?

Never heard of it

No it'll go the way Blade Runner did.

Her whole body is mechanic, and that's clearly visible. I'm not mad about the eyes, but let's not kid ourselves. It was clearly a cameroon's idea, and not because it has some meaning, but because he just liked the anime girl look and wanted to make it real.

Go read it, it's pretty damn good.

Cast him.

But a mechanical body isn't unsettling the way the uncanny valley is. If Melissa Benoist ah a vagina made of steel wool and plumbing, I'd still find a way to fuck it.

RR is just a hired director, it's Hames Cameron's movie and he has no issue getting his movies funded. This has been a pet project of his for 15 years or so.

Jim Carrey. Method acting at it's best.
>the uncanny valley
Oh man, I love this meme. Those eyes are too big to be part of uncanny valley, it's in your face(no pun intended), not subtle and subconscious.

well alita has big eyes but not unnaturally big ones well maybe a little too big but not this much

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It already did.

He didn't.

It's James Cameron's baby. Robert is the surrogate.

It is if you're not an oldfag. It's an 80's manga and a 90's OVA.

>$200 million live action anime adaptation
It's doomed to fail

Who thought this was a good idea?

James Cameron

me

>tfw no creepy eyed gf

;_;

And the OVA is short as fuck so it's really one of those things that only mangafags will have any real experience with. Like, you have to consider that even the vast majority of weebs out there stick with anime and generally don't bother with manga and especially not light novels or visual novels. So I wouldn't expect them to know Gunnm too well.

It's gonna be great.

you're a big eye

I'm still not convinced the trailer for this "movie" isn't a joke

i think I went to school with this girl, or with some emo artfag attwhore who looks just like her

I hope it makes Mars Needs Moms levels of money.
Because that's how this turdsuck piece of shit looks like.

Why not just cast based Ella? She has otherworldly eyes.

Isn't she the actress who played the succubus?

what the fuck are they thinking with this shit

it just so weird and uncanny looking. how did no one look at that and say "you know, i really dont think this will work"? Did no one seriously say that?

It's supposed to be uncanny. If she looked normal, why would he have a problem with loving her?

>cast an actress who already has big eyes
>make her CG to have comical googly eyes
Idiots

Look with your special eyes

>cg animu eyes on her and nobody else
>don't even cg the octopus lips
This shit's gonna flop like Aeon Flux

I can't believe someone approved of this. I really don't understand why

another pencil neck woman who can beat up men three times her size...cant wait to watch another episode of hollywood brainwashing.

She's a cyborg with enhanced abilities, you fool. Of course she is going to be able to beat up other people who don't have enhancements.

>tfw when attracted to uncanny valley-looking women

tfw this is a based gooks' idea from the 80s and you're a faggot

no because normies don't know what alita is and neither do the underageb& kiddies who are into animes now

I'd never heard of it even when it was popular. Normies won't have a clue what it is.

Anna Taylor Joy no!

Motorball is already in the movie though.

Uncanny valley is a meme. People just pretend it exists for fun, like they pretend horror movies are scary.

Will it make its budget back?
I don't know anyone who's heard of it yet, and certainly nobody who's going to watch it, including myself.

I've seen plenty of reaction videos of people being intrigued by it. I think it's best if we wait for the next trailer.

Motor ball is going to be in this movie, so that means they cram Makaku, Zapan and Hugo into the first half of the movie so they can kill Hugo off and Alita tries to get revenge on Vector by doing some motor ball shit for some reason. Also try to make Jashugan a normal TOTALLY EVIL DUDE since it won't make sense otherwise

Also Chiren from the OVA is in the film, so cram that shit in too.

At least Casper van diem is playing Joshugon aka Amok.

BTW James Cameron based Jack Dawson dying in the water on Hugo dying.
I am not even fucking kidding.
Both have a girl hanging on to their lovers before they fall to their death and This manga was out before the film.

>she's a woman, any criticism will run off her like water
uh huh

A cute

Worst cgi ever

>being a fag for reddit.tv
Go back to tipping your camwhores

>$300 million mashup of Dances with Wolves and Roger Dean's Yes album covers

I remember when I thought that was doomed to fail and it became the highest-grossing film of all time. Never bet against JimCam.

yawn

FIXED

wut?

who is the target audience of this?
it isn't the normies, grossed out by this attempt at an anime face
it isn't the weebs, disgusted by this attempt at a CGI anime
it isn't Sup Forums, mocking and memeing about this shit

she looks way better than the freak in the OP pic

ahah man wtf are you talking about
animes known to the general pub are pokemon, yu gi oh, digimon, gundams, naruto, dragonball z, and "tentacle porn"

that's it.

Wasn't Dark Angel based on this?

It's going to be shit and you know it.

Will they do it justice?

Literally never heard of it. All I know is the normie tier stuff like Akira, Ghost in the Shell, Cowboy Bebop, Castle in the Sky.

James Cameron didn't get to where he is by listening to fucking spergs, that's for sure.

It is obscure

It's not naruto or dragon ball or teen titans