BUT Marvel doesn't fucking learn it's lesson about pandering to SJW shits (the same ones who turned Cap Nazi to begin with because they couldn't stand comic fans wanting Steve back/shitting on Spencer's SJW Sam Cap book).
They give the book to Ales Knot or some other bullshit "kill all white men" SJW tumblr scum.
We get SamCap on steroids. Cap beating up MRAs, Trump, Gamergaters, nerds, (especially nerds since SJW hate fucking nerds most of all) and takes on a female SJW Bucky sidekick. Or worse, they kill off Diamondback and give her costume to a SJW shitlord.
Zemo doesn't come out of Secret Empire good AT ALL. Triple downs on Nazism because they want the Stucky Tumblr cancer to be happy and shit.
It's going to happen. Marvel fucked up and fucked up HUGE and they are going to grovel like hell and back to appease every SJW who shitted on them for not having Cap beating up Trump and his ilk.
Expect some of the cringiest shit since post-9/11 Captain America, when Cap dealt with misunderstood Islamic terrorists and we found out that the US government froze Cap to punish him for trying to stop the nuking of Japan...
Robert Kelly
>people still think Sup Forumsmblr exists
Connor Stewart
>Sup Forums is to get upset over and have a billion replies to a thread about just the thought of it happening
Tyler Lewis
All they are gonna do is make Bucky and Steve get married. Honestly, it won't be that- >Or worse, they kill off Diamondback and give her costume to a SJW shitlord. YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!
Alexander Turner
>#givecapaboyfriend might actually win fuck
Alexander Powell
>Sup Forumsmblr trying to convince people it doesn't exist
Cameron Reed
>the US government froze Cap to punish him for trying to stop the nuking of Japan...
Jaxon Reyes
I blame the politically correct bait posted on other boards (Sup Forums, /Sup Forums, etc). People think Sup Forums actually likes that crap when in reality, they're cherrypicked examples (a good number not even being relevant anymore) of a medium
Jacob Cooper
>tfw they should have gone with MCU-synergy instead of the whole Captain Hydra bit
Adam Rodriguez
Marvel hates Diamondback. They hate her just as much as they hate USAgent. Hence why Diamondback has been completely rendered an unperson (or brought back just to have Carol beat the shit out of her) or to pair her up with Constrictor so they could kill the 'ship.
Nathaniel Wood
Who cares? Anyone with sense dumped Mousevel years ago, anyone who's still left has Stockholm syndrome so bad they'll never abandon Daddy D*sney no matter how much he beats them.
Get some self respect and dump the Mouse.
Asher Smith
Will never fucking happen.
Hell, they'd sooner bring Peggy Carter back to life/looking like her MCU counterpart but in the present day, than make Cap gay.
Robert Jackson
>the US government froze Cap to punish him for trying to stop the nuking of Japan...
Considering modern Marvel, I can totally see this happening.
Jace Sullivan
OP does have a point though.
Marvel will be desperate for ANY good publicity with Cap after the Hydra debacle. Cap beating up nerds for demanding ethical video game journalism is the sort of low blow SJW pandering bullshit Marvel would pull if it meant getting the SJW mafia back on their side.
Hell, I would not be shocked if they didn't stick America Chavez into the book too as Cap's new sidekick. Especially when her sales tank to the point that they can't justify keeping her solo book going.
Adam Ward
Everybody will forget about it in a month, like they forget about every single one of these faux outrages.
Leo Green
At this point, they need a fucking game plan for Cap.
Nick Spencer has to go period. Same with Sam as Cap.
Part of me fears Bendis already is eyeing to write Cap post SE (so he can swoop down and take credit for "saving Captain America"). Or they will give the book to Waid, shill heavy the nostalgia bullshit of Waid "saving Cap again" (like the fan press did when he took over after Gruenwald, in terms of Wizard and such shitting all over Gruenwald's run to make Waid's run seem "better").
They need someone like PAD or Chris "being paid to do nothing" Claremont to write Captain America. Hell, get Tom DeFalco or Roger Stern even......
Someone old fucking school, who has no Tumblr taint, and who will pander to the hardcore fans.
Josiah Green
>(or brought back just to have Carol beat the shit out of her) When was this? Was this recent?
Isaac Gomez
Why isn't Claremont writing anything? Wasn't the last thing he did was the Nightcrawler mini?
Carson Price
Ugh..... Bendis writing Cap would be a horrific nightmare.
And Waid would be worse. We'd get more of the bullshit we get from him on Champions......
Can't they just get Busiek to come back? Hell, Busiek writing three or four main Marvel books would show Marvel is serious as fuck towards getting back on track.....
Lucas Ward
They'd probably turn her into Captain America. God, I hate the Peggy Carter fandom.
Justin Sanders
Post Civil War in one of the one-shots that came out after CW ended.
Carol, Wasp, and Black Widow basically beat the shit out of Rachel, who was still a fugitive after CW ended. Carol doing most of the violence (because Carol got wet trying to drown Rachel in a snake pond) and mocking her for being "lame".
Jason Lopez
>whaaaaa Marvel might stop pandering to me exclusively it's a nightmare
Austin Cook
Basically to shut him up over how he gets next to nothing for creating the modern X-Men mythos that is being mined for countless movies, they gave him a money stipend contract.
Essentially, they pay Chris what they would pay him to write a book for them but he doesn't have to actually write anything. Money for nothing.
The only hitch is that he's also "Marvel exclusive". Meaning he can't write for DC or any other company.
Charles Morgan
Sup Forums's entire existence revolves around what Tumblr thinks of them now. Whether Sup Forumsmblr exists or not doesn't matter, because paranoid faggots like OP will always convince themselves that it does and act in constant fear of them.
Benjamin Watson
>Cap beating up MRAs, Trump, Gamergaters, nerds
That's a nice victim complex you've got there, OP.
I bet a part of you really wishes they'd do that, so you could feel all special and persecuted and have something new to complain about.
Jace Ortiz
Disney is probably going to get rid of the comics entirely inside of 5 years. They don't make money, and they hurt the brand. Disney doesn't care about anything but money, and they'll crush this shit entirely if they have to.
Ethan Lopez
Yikes. Got pages?
Blake Rodriguez
It's time to face some hard truths: Aiming the post-SE Marvel universe at leftists and moderates is the only smart business move Marvel can make.
Nazi Cap is popular with alt-right folks, and guess what? Marvel's sales are in the toilet. You faggots either don't buy the comics, or you did but you're such a small group that you didn't make a dent. Either way, you've proven you're not worth marketing to, so why wouldn't Marvel go after the larger audience? Welcome to the free market.
Christopher Perry
>1 Cent has been deposited into your bank account.
Nathan Bennett
>Nazi Cap is popular with alt-right folks
the fuck are you talking about anyone with a brain can see that Nazi Cap is failing on all sides, no one likes this shit, it was another gay ass marvel publicity stunt that effectively left over 30 years of anything captain america said or did meaningless, it's a a load of bullshit, and everyone saw it as that, wether you support nazis or not.
Elijah Lopez
>Nazi Cap is popular with alt-right folks
No, it's not.
Nathan Nguyen
Moderates yes, but not leftists.
Nazi Cap only exists BECAUSE they pandered to leftists who wanted to punish fans who didn't like Spencer's SJW bullshit with SamCap
And the biggest irony of the whole thing? Even with the non-stop character assassination? Nazi Cap OUTSOLD SamCap.
At the very least, post-SE Cap will have to be apolitical as fuck. Pandering to SJW shits is what got us a Nazi Cap to begin with and given the fact that people are rightfully calling out Marvel for only giving lip service to "fixing shit" with Legacy, if they double down on SJW shit with post-SE SteveCap? It's going to be even worse and sales will plummit even moreso.
At the very least, they need USAgent or Americop front and center by Cap's side for balance when Steve comes back. And send Falcon away for a while to get Spencer's taint off of him.
Noah Wood
tumblr's fucking pissed kek
Oliver Bennett
That might be a good idea.
Either bring Bart Gallows back or have one of the new Americops (white guy, who looks enough like Bart to be a proper replacement goldfish) become Cap's new sidekick.
They could even get a decent first arc out of it: antifas are killing Americops and Cap has to find the killer. He teams up with one of the Americops, who's super conservative, to find the killer before the group is 100% killed off. And in the end, Cap and Americop decide to buddy up and go around America helping people, after Cap smashes the antifas and basically OWNS their asses, telling them that violence is never the solution and they are going against everything Cap stands for murdering people simply for having a different opinion that is not 100% lockstep with his.
Jordan Torres
I bet none of those pussies actually read comic books.
Bentley Anderson
they buy the first trade and never read it
David Jones
Since when have they ever cared about the Jews?
Samuel Smith
>Part of me fears Bendis already is eyeing to write Cap post SE I think Fantastic Four is probably coming back for the Legacy thing, and I'll bet you if they do it's Bendis on board for that
Joseph Edwards
>making STEVE ROGERS NOT A NAZI is pandering to the ess-jay-dubs >making Steve a Nazi was pandering to ess-jay-dubs
Imagine being this broken brained.
Cameron Baker
I remember there was a full noir esque cap run where he had an atlantean gf. The crux of the run was that Cap kept learning weird things about his being frozen and started hallucinating. One of his hallucinations was about how Nick Fury didn't trust Cap to let America bomb Japan so he kept his location a secret. As the Cold War started happening Fury kept his location under wraps so he could play spy without a moral fag stopping him. I kind of enjoy that concept, the idea that Cap is too idealistic for war even if he's the perfect war hero tactically and physically. This dark betrayal being done by Nick works really well cause I've always seen Nick as the man who does what has to happen even if it's not what should happen.
Alexander Miller
>tfw i badly want more sjw-ism in comics/cartoons only because it would buttchafe the /r/the_donald and Sup Forumsfags who have been ruining Sup Forums over the past few years
Elijah Thompson
Please don't ruin my comic books so people will be angry
Colton Miller
>leftists I think you mean SJW's.. don't confuse the two.
Alt-right is just the right-wing version of SJW's anyway.
another method would be to have him either expressing extreme discomfort at the US government's "blind eye" towards several nazi/Imperial-Japanese war-criminals for the sake of "post-war world".. that captain america was frozen.
The nuking of Japan was mostly Justified
Jonathan Cook
>or the "blind Eye" the US had to the USSR under Stalin... combined with a general failing mental-health condition.
>Cap beating up MRAs, Trump, Gamergaters Yes, and?
Jeremiah Powell
>Tom King will never write a post-Obama era Captain America
Zachary Perez
What, Sup Forums-types astroturfing on Sup Forums?
Impossible! Unthinkable! Perish the thought!
Ryder Cox
Why is everyone so mad about Captain Hydra anyway? It's an awesome story and all these muggas, niggers, faggots and trannies finally crawl back to their dark, cold space under some rocks somewhere near the north pole.
Just kidding, they get a second holocaust.
Christopher Gomez
It's amazing how many people are obsessed with the "SJW" boogeyman.
If anybody could be unironically called a "beta" it would be the people who think SJWs are something to be scared of.
Angel Evans
>What, Sup Forums-types astroturfing on Sup Forums?
It's not a Sup Forums type, it's that guy who keeps doing that fake Insider shit and replies to his own posts. On the other hand he's gotten more Sup Forums since Gamergate happened, but he's not some usual Sup Forums or Sup Forums poster.
Tyler Bell
that doesn't sound very fun to imagine and there's nothing we could do about it anyway so this seems like a poor use of yours and mine mental energy.
Henry White
>Nazi Cap is popular with alt-right folks wut
Cooper Fisher
I'm sorry about your crippling autism, OP
Justin Young
Who the fuck is scared of SJW's?
Landon James
Scared isn't the right word, but there's a ton of people on this site that never shuts the fuck up about them.
Parker Thompson
Because they ruin everything.
Jason King
>Waaaah muh alt reich Please just fuck off back to Sup Forums. Neo nazi's don't even buy comics.
Jonathan Phillips
is marvel not already ruining itself?
they did shit like female thor, which pissed off old fans and came off too much like pandering to attract new fans
plus disney owns them now
at least if they start trolling the aut-right, they'll gain the favor of a lot of the millennial crowd
Christopher Perez
SJWs only ruin shit for neo nazi fags who get triggered if their comics aren't illustrated mein kampfs, and giving deep stories about cultural marxism or some shit.
Jayden Foster
meant for
Owen Cruz
>Neo nazi's don't even buy comics.
Well what do you know. They have something in common with SJWs at least. And because of that, Marvel's Nazi Captain America shit is failing them (ironically outdoing Spencer Cap somehow at the same time). Normies on the other hand seem to care more about what Batman and Superman are doing atm.
So I assume Sup Forums's default stance is to tolerate SJWs despite them shitting on the carpet just because Neo Nazis hate them (because ONLY Neo Nazis hate SJWs, AMIRITE?)
Michael James
>neo nazi fags
Matthew James
So which is it Sup Forums?
Do you hate SJWs or do you seem to think SJWs are a boogeyman that don't exist?
Because BOTH of these can't be right. Especially the latter who seem to think only the alt right are the evil ones who must die/never come back while SJWs can stay as much as they want.
Christian Parker
>a vocal minority of idpol liberals mostly contained to tumblr and twitter ruin everything
this is almost as laughable as Sup Forums's belief that everything bad in the world is because of jews
hell, at least they can pick one or two guys out of a crowd of corrupt politicians and say "look this guy's jewish"
all sjws do is yell on the internet
Luke Jones
Didn't they try that circa 2002 and that weird Chuck Austen Ice arc?
Kevin Moore
>everything bad in the world is because of jews
I mean, it's an undeniable fact.
Jeremiah Flores
Then how do you explain companies pandering to them like Marvel? How do you explain EA with Mass Effect Andromeda? Hell, how do you explain Bill Nye's shit then?
Go on, I'll wait. Somehow, the left's VERY good at rejecting the religious right's bullshit but let the SJWs walk all over them.
Gavin Smith
you just keep proving it doesnt
Gavin Garcia
kinda like how everyone else tolerates Nazis becajuse SJWs hate them?
Jackson Sullivan
So why do companies listen to them then despite them never buying their products anyway? Why do people like Tim Hunt go down to their knees and bend over for them? Why? Why? Why?