Spider-Man #16

Storytime! Also no tide-in to Secret Empire.....which is probably the smartest thing Benis has ever done.

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Oh, and new artist this time too.

>>More evil Black Cat
NOOOOOOOO

>Also no tie-in to Secret Empire.....which is probably the smartest thing Benis has ever done.
Instead he decides to fix the 616 Miles problem in a separate miniseries.

huh?
really?
......well shit.

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>>Mr. D Pooping out fo his A

I don' care if it's a storytime, I'm dropping a reaction image

NO ONE KILLS STORYTIMES LIKE GASTON

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>no tie in
Thank god.

I want to say that this art is a poor man's Sara Pichelli

But frankly this is some good art

Miles looks much better.

>knowing that you rank lower then your son's best friend in terms of important information about his life.....

So did the evil uncle shit happen like normal?

I wonder what movie she talking about?

Looks like it. Don't know why they kept it in.

Looks like miles is about to have a nigga moment

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GUH GUH

Miles has shittier webbing than Peter. Cutting through it with a knife? Amateur hour or bad writing?

Why do they keep giving nice art to this trash?

>following a guy into a seedy bar....

Nothing could happen, right?

Doesn't Ganke make his webbing?

Last panel looks like: I must go, my planet needs me.

From Peter's formula, too.

I'm leaning towards "Bendis is not paying attention again" as the reason here

Let him have weaker web, to balance out the still overpowered stun touch that he has.

Wrong!

Nice that they remembered the spider-sense...

is it just me or s her costume slowly shifting back to her old one? the eyes have moved away from 'front and centre' and I swear that costume had a different mask to her old one

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Of course he isn't a filthy mutant. He just mutated via radiactiv...ohhh.

>Beat the shit out of almost everyone in the bar just to get to one person....

Yeah they attacked him first but.....come on!

Why is his mom acting like this?

wait
that guy he was just about to punch fucking vanished between pages

Is anyone going to do Champions today?

What do we have here?

Most of this issue are just grunt noises.

I.....am......NOT A FILTHY MUTANT. I'm Black though.

Na uh.

Oh God, Ganke is being played so hard....

And what's with Marvel not showing people kissing lately?

remembered and forgotten all in one page.

Next issue is about Kingdom Hearts?

Last page. Looks like there be a Goldball/Bombshell team-up next issue...(although cover art can be misleading)

Anyway, thanks for reading!

Next issue almost nothing happens again. And then next issue something almost happens.

>ISOSCELES?

God damn it Miles that some 7th grade shit and you're getting stumped

Is he panting or pretending to be a baby?

>Romita's

Was it the cool one or the younger one who draws like shit

Wasn't he in a very exclusive private school? It must have been affirmative action.

>Ned

Thanks, OP. I don't think anything of importance happened in this issue.

>you don't look like a Ned

BENDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

God fucking damn it with this shit.

What in the actual fuck, Bendis.

>Ganke is now Ned cause Homecoming

Wow Bendis,just wow.

This issue felt like Ultimate. I like the way they drew faces.

Thanks OP

>Rio unable to trust her son and left
Jefferson did the same thing in US (or MM:SM?). Also, this is bullshit because pre-screened Wars Rio was proud when she figured out that her son was Spider-Man. Did personalities get rebooted when Ultimate characters joined 616?

You think Bendis has time to read his own comics.

>this is bullshit because pre-screened Wars Rio was proud when she figured out that her son was Spider-Man
And then she died

NED LEEDS

an entire issue...of nothing.

Didn't she figure it out before she died? I remember a scene when they were having a family discussion about superheroes (or mutants?) and Jefferson was against them but Rio said something to the effect of her approving of the new Spider-Man

because bendis is writing her.

Everything in the Ultimate Universe happened. Miles remembers everything

Viv confirms she's lesbian or at least asex.

So the Ultimate Prowler coexisted with 616 Prowler?

Fucking Bendis

For those unaware, this is obvious set-up for Bendis' Defenders book.
I guarantee you that "Mr. D" is Willys Stryker, Diamondback.

>So the Ultimate Prowler coexisted with 616 Prowler?
No, it happened on the Ultimate Universe. I doubt Miles' friends remember and probably have a fake backstory of it. But Miles remembers everything that really happened. He remembers the deleted universe and knows he's in a new universe.

>when bendis realizes his mary sue isn't interesting enough to hold interest on his own so he just throws him from team up to team up

I want Peter to fuck the evil off Felicia!

Please don't, Ganke already ruined ultimate Gwen.

What even is the direction of this book anyway? It doesn't really seem to have an over arching storyline anyway and things are just happening.

Let her be playing him, that'd be so sweet and well deserve.

So his name now is Ned? I don't know about Miles' cast but I always assumed Ganke was a nickname or something like that.

From the looks of things Kamala turns into a giant and gets bondaged by Miles

So basically I need someone to storytime this now, please.

I think it was just Bendis making a nod to Homecoming since Ned Leens in that is basically Ganke

>forced cameo that completely ruins the already weak-legged forced drama

Most his supporting castnand storyline hooks went kaput with Ultimate universe. I don't remember but did Bendis finished the girlfriend whose parents were Hydra? It would've worked with Secret Empire. Anyways I agree with you the title has gone nowhere post Secret Wars.

Okay Bendis, I'll give you that one.

I like the new artist

Ganke bros before hoes nigga

I fucking hate the way Bendis writes this. Casual rom/com problem> fight with a generic thugs that has no impact on anything> more casual social bullshit.

>Kamala goes giant
>bondaged by Miles
I need this storytime now, please.

>Mom I came early

"So a boring race replacement Spider-Man walks into a bar... and the bartender says -- "

Hey look! It's Iron Heart! Isn't she great? She's so perfect and popular!

I mean, he was about to be hit by a superpowered haymaker, I'd get the fuck out of there as fast as I could if I saw an opportunity too.

> fat acceptance

ughhh

>Next issue: The Darkness
Don't be racist, Marvel

Girls have been into fat dudes forever. You just have to have that attractive type of fatness where there's some underlying strength beneath the blubber, and good facial structure that 'suits' the body type.

Now, I'd argue that Ganke doesn't actually have those features, but that's a different discussion

Why is this shit always at a park bench?

>Iscoceles

Oh come on Marvel that's just asking to be mocked. And it makes it even more retarded that Miles has Peter's web liquid instructions as a formular rather than a list of ingredients and instructions.

im well aware of bear mode and yeah, he is not. the lack of neck gives it away

new york son

easier to find stock photos to trace

Some chicks are chubby chasers and are just as disgusting as male ones.

>I guarantee you that "Mr. D" is Willys Stryker, Diamondback.
So is that who that black guy in shadows crime boss was last issue?
I wonder how Bendis will explain Diamondback not being dead.

>I wonder how Bendis will explain-
wew lad

Remind me again why Hammerhead is taking orders from Black Cat now? He's always either been a Maggia guy or trying to run his own gang.