Post otherwise boring characters that are only interesting because of fan theories

Post otherwise boring characters that are only interesting because of fan theories

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It pays to get to the beach early in the morning to see if any Waifus washed up overnight.

>Jackie is a waifu
>when Star, Janna, and Hekapoo exist

Rose from SU. I stopped watching it awhile ago, but from what I understand, she hasn't even actually made an appearance in the show at all other than in flashbacks, yet the fandom constantly praises her and talks about whether or not she's actually a bad guy or not for some reason even though they've only VERY subtly hinted at the idea. Like, I can't even recall that instance other than one time where she was smirking while her arms were around Steven in a flashback thing. SU fandom is so autistic they grasp at straws like that to make it look like she has character development.

The sea provides

Jackie's got hips for days star is literally a pole with wings hekapoo is good shit and Janna is an emo faggot who's only competition for edge lord queen of razor blades is the fat dyke from detention

Yeah but what else does Jackie have going for her in the show's canon
You'd get bored after a few days unless you're really into girl next door types

Star is literally a stick.

A stick with personality

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>oy vey goyim she may be attractive and intelligent and from your earth and relate to you in more personal ways than most by having similar origin story but look at this stick from space you really need to fuck the stick goyim

Deep breath Sup Forums. Its ok.

In an argument about sexualizing cartoon minors the one that looks most like an adult is the winner

unless you're a pedophile

Ok, go have fun with your skater waifu while Star goes and kicks ass across dimensions

I'm on team water waifu, but not everything is Jews user.

Good choice

Bill wasn't interesting?

The proportions on her thighs seem really off. Unless it's an optical thing and he legs are stratling something. If that is the case an extension on the left thigh line would really do wonders.

So this just became a Jackie thread I guess, way to stick to the prompt

Star Vs is one of the most popular cartoons on Sup Forums. SU will get a resurgence when the new episodes air.

Yeah, it looks like a baby would just fall out of there.

Is this the real Star vs. thread? The Star vs. general is fucking garbage with all the AUposting.

At this point I guess since no one else is posting any other characters

We can talk about Star Vs if you'd like.

I mean Jackie is the only one with any posts so far and there's only so much you can say about her

>subtly
That's been an entire plot point Steven himself has had to deal with since Bismuth, and arguably sooner.

God goy, the Jews did nothing ov vey. Race mix with subhuman water mongol

the plot point is that she's incompetent

The anatomy in that picture is kinda really fucked up.

Ehh only below the stomach
Still passable

More specifically Oskars

>Only time it actually ended up happening was in an event about clones.

So is it basically confirmed?

Ty Lee would be neat as an airbender.

Please tell me there's more Jackie in shorter shorts

I mean her shorts in the show are already pretty short
I haven't seen any others though

>Leo Quintum All-Star Superman
>Is Lex Luthor time traveled from the future to the past so he can the world

what theory?

So he can help the world*

You just wanted an excuse to post this image didnt you user

>she hasn't even actually made an appearance in the show at all other than in flashbacks

dead characters tend to do that

This was the first Jackie image I picked from a Star vs thread

There's only so many of her on Sup Forums because no one likes to talk about her

>trying to feel morally superior while you're still sexualizing a character that's a minor
>"haha it's okay because she's not flat like star despite them being the same age"
Unless you're a Hekapoofag or in it for Angie/Moon.

And by "theories" I mean "porn".

Aside from Jackie, only Hekapoo here is waifu material.

>Star a sticc loli that sounds like an old lady
>Janna a fucking gypsy

Why did drawfags felt the need to draw an underage character wearing JUST seaweed. There's a thousand characters that aren't underage and they drew that

user. C'mon.

nope
everyone thought he would be a cool eldrich type monster with an interesting backstory and he ended up being just a whiny little kid with a bunch of power and no depth.

Idk, in my mind not every villain, especially ones with unparalleled power, needs depth. There isn't always a need to explain away a lust for destruction, some are just mad

Rhino is actually the Kingpin.

I dare you to find one panel where they're in the same room together.

Tell me. What happened to your penis?

I think his charm is sufficicent, even with no backstory.

yeah that comics had a lot of book only characters, including weird space willy wonka here.

>Jackie dropped for Kelly

FUCK

NEFCY

Do we have any actual evidence Jackie is "dropped" just because she apparently isn't in the opening

No we don't
As a matter of fact we have counterevidence from one of the storyboard artists that says we'll be seeing quite a bit more of both Jackie and Janna

I stared at it for 10 seconds trying to find out what was wrong before I realized it was the legs

>jackie
>boring
Good one, starcuck.

Can you even deny that? What does she have going for her besides looks and being nice?

Just happened recently in Amazing Spider Man. And their resurrected wives were there, too.

Jokes around
Assists Marco out of his shell
Child-bearing hips
Kind
In to chill music
Enthusiastic

Looks like the ocean
Yummy
Naughty
Not an alien bug

Thicc
History buff
Optimistic
Marco's first love
Attractive
Skater girl

>In a story about clones.

That only proves the point that they're the same person.

Hey I'm Starco as fuck, but even I know Jackie is cool. Stop pissing in the pool.

Who wouldn't want her as a girlfriend?
It's not like you're gonna get a magical princess in your life anytime soon, so you might as well go with the best human you can get

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