What are Sup Forums's thoughts on Dipper?

What are Sup Forums's thoughts on Dipper?

Doormat

Who?

I will protect his smile

Dopper Puns

He's OK, but anyone tolerating Mabel is worse just by association.

It was bullshit that he basically stopped being the main character halfway through season 2.

He will never score or get laid...100% sure he will become a "white knigth" and nice guy (friendzoned)

He's cute

Whiny tedious loser.

Something about his cheeks and Taco Bell.

He totes deserves to be together with Pacifica.

I really wanted Dipper to became more manly, we had some episodes about it, but that wasnt the thing.
Dipper should at least learn how to fight.

After some rewatches I don't like him as much as I did before.

He's kind of a dick. Still cute I guess.

Doormat marrysue

Pathetic pushover who is clearly sexually attracted to his sister

Who is sue, and why does said doormat have to marry her?

Why does he want to fug his sister so much!?!

Most of the time I watched this show solely for mabel getting shanked. Sadly, since she's one of the main cast, that wasn't going to happen.

Bill did nothing wrong.

He's a big dipper

KEK

Is that technically a threesome?

Why tedious?

Pacifica is definitely way better

For you.

Would you NOT in his shoes?

Source?

Wish I could remember.

Lost track of the artist a while back, could never find em again.

Most of their stuff was Stanbel

Because his sister is thirsty

Stan is the best character in the series.

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I wanted to see him do my paranormal investigation stuff.

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>Billdip

Yes

>Lost track of the artist

Shit man, I know that feeling.

I'm glad Stancest is still moderately popular.

Billdip a shit. The only gay Dipper ship allowed is Robbie x Dipper.

Not really sure it was meant to be Stancest as much as just brotherly, but hey, most close familial interaction can be interpreted as 'cest if you want to see it.

I certainly understand that.

>Robbie x Dipper.
This.

But everyone on Sup Forums agreed that Robbie has to be a girl for it.

Why not have Dipper turn Robbie into a girl?

I think that we have this caption and one pastebin story with this.

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>Dipper should at least learn how to fight.
Actually would've been neat to see Dipper learning different ways of fighting from various people: Stan, the Manotaurs, Wendy.

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Weird

Hirsch wants to bang her sister

Decent and nerdy, but i think he doesn't work if he's alone.
Neither Mabel, for me they work as a team.

They balance each other very well, to the point that i think they will be very stereotypical and bland in the long run if it wasn't for each other.

Or they balance with another character. Alone he's funny, but in a couple of episodes, his charm will burn out.

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They kinda went overboard on his patheticness and suffering

This.
He basically became everyone's emotional punching bag

he should have let his sister die and become a Pacificafag, instead he chose to have shit taste

Incest is hot.

>he should have let his sister die

When did he have an opportunity to do so?

Also Physical.

How's progress on that reverse falls game?

Cute

As an Australian i keep on seeing this shows characters everywhere online... is this an American thing?

loveable dork

Probably posts here too, when he's not beating off at r/redpill after getting rejected or crying on /r9k/. When compared to his contemporaries, he's not the worst off. I mean sure, Lincoln is a NEET and still doing better than him (though he still has three bastards he's desperately hoping never discover their true parentage), but compared to a trainwreck circus freak like Steven Universe? The modern Caliban? I'd say Dipper is doing pretty good... He just needs to move on from Mabel, she's just a worn out office hoe trying to recapture her sorority college years but can't quite pull it off.

I would talk about him, if I wasn't certain half of you wanted to sodomize him and the other half wants him to dance around wearing underpants with his dick hanging out.

I wrote a Dipper Pines and Bill Cipher smut for Sup Forums once.

Humanized Bill is Shit

Triangle or Go Home

Yes, it is.

Stop projecting your issues on the characters.