ASM 266 Storytime

I'm gonna storytime one of my favorite ASM stories.

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Just now noticing the smug ass credits on the first page.

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Uh-Oh.

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Bump for reading

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Thank you kind user.

Confrontation!

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>West Coast Avengers
Yes!

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WHAT?!?

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That's it for today anons. Sooo, what did you learn?

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Spider-Man in his early decades was the most amazingly consistently well done superhero in comics ever. Like the first 25 years of the character is almost all worth reading.

Jesus Christ.

It sucks we now have to suffer through the OnSlott and post-OMD

Everything fell apart in the 90s with The Clone Saga and it never fully recovered.

We've had some jewels since then. Not much, but some. Post-OMD, I can't thing of a single one from the ASM line that was good.

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Someone make a Bobby you're gay edit.

This is incredible.

Who was in the right here?

>We'll never get a Misfits book.

>Toad and Frog Man teaming up

Why has this not happened before?

Toad would have tried to jump off another building if this were in any other contex.

When was this published?

Why the fuck would you rob an LCS? They hardly make any money as is.

Was this a previously-existing character?

1985.

Maybe they can get enough to buy a stick of gum.

Oh, wait, you're referring to Frog-Man, nevermind.

Yeah, he was a previously existing one too.

>ywn see a spider-man and his amazing friends ongoing

Marvel could fucking bank on it but NO

What an asshole.

>Spider-Man had the same reaction I did

I think that's even similar to Toad's old costume.

Oh that actually IS Toad. Imagine that.

The question is, who would Firestar's end game be?

First page implies multiple people are telling him to jump.

Calm down Eugene.

Thanks for a comfy storytime, user!

>"There's only six of them!"

Oh lord, this comic.

For a second I thought that was Doctor Octopus.

what is going on in this comic

If you prevent someone from committing suicide, don't let them go to a bar afterwards.

Or do let them go to a bar afterwards?

those spider-faces in the sky aren't just symbolic, Peter has evidently been hallucinating them the whole time

isn't that the kid who went on to become Steel Spider?

Wanda

I miss whenever books had to have one fun story at the end of every serious one.

Yep. Spider-Kid loss weight and ended up getting his arm bitten off by Scorpion Venom.

Guys guys, /clearly/ the moral here is that some people have good reasons to jump.

That kid was originally Kid Doc Ock or something until he modified the arms and costume to be spider themed.

>his arm bitten off by Scorpion Venom.
Man, fuck Ellis' Thunderbolts.

OP you're my hero, I was starting to forget that Spider-Man could be fun.

Are those two guys in the crowd supposed to be the same ones robbing the shop?

Can't tell for sure but it kinda looks like it.

Holy shit, it has to be! The black guy is wearing the white dude's jacket!

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Spider-Man was always the "fun" superhero until the 90s when he was turned angsty.

It feels like you've skipped a page here.

Who was Bambi?

Thanks.

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Nope, that's how it actually is.

They all stop fighting because Toad complimented Frog-Man on his jumping

Before marrying Mary Jane Watson, Peter Parker lived alone in a Chelsea apartment - across the hall from Barbara "Bambi" Modica, Candice "Candi" Muggins, and Miranda "Randi" Couper. The trio had dormed together since college at the University of Maryland. Candi's aunt and uncle, Mamie and Barney Muggins, were the building's landlords. Frequently using the roof to sunbathe, the three were often an obstacle to Spider-Man when returning home to his apartment via the skylight window.

All were friendly, but Bambi, a single mom, often flirted with Peter, the "cute guy" across the hall. During Christmas when Bambi's son, Jordan, was staying with her, Spider-Man rescued Bambi and her sleeping roomates from a burglar who was heartlessly posing as Santa Claus. The crook, who obtained addresses of homes to rob from unsuspecting children, was caught in the act of robbing the ladies' apartment. Before Spider-Man could apprehend the crook, the "Santa" vanished. Apparently the real Santa Claus confronted the criminal, and brought about a conversion experience.

Bambi and Peter enjoyed time together watching the sun rise from their rooftop, but their relationship never evolved into anything more.

polite reminder that Jim Owsley was Christopher Priest's pen name for years.

>what did you learn

That this should happen to anyone who posts "Why is this allowed"