Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the plane Not a creature was stirring, not even Bane The flight plan was filed with the agency with care CIA knowing the hostages wouldn’t all reach there
The prisoners were kneeling with bags on their heads With visions of sleighbells and crashing sleds And CIA in his polo, and I in my cap, Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap
When out on the clouds there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the seat to see what was the matter. Away to the aisle I flew like a flash, Tore open the seatbelt and turned in a dash
After shouting and shooting, and questions of Bane One interrupted Wilson, with self-satisfied disdain When, what, from under a hood should appear, But a man, with a mask, and soon it was clear
Bigger than average, but still under detain, I knew in a moment it must have been Bane More rapid than eagles CIA’s surprise came, And he pointed, and shouted, and called him by name
“Bane?” he gasped, with shock and surprise As he realised his flightplan hadn’t included this guise How vital was the mask, CIA began to wonder When it would soon sink in he had made such a blunder
Pain would occur, although the target unclear Until Bane interjected with CIA’s biggest fear For when told he was a big guy, Bane responded with glee That CIA feeling glum is how it would be
Then it was revealed that the capture was intended And CIA’s flight plane would need to be amended But then from behind, another plane appeared in the distance with Bane adding that he needed Pavel’s assistance
CIA’s dismissal of Bane’s success because his source of dreaded distress The plan was to crash, with all on board Presents and all, with Bane’s freedom restored
So Bane sprang from his seat, to his team gave a shout, And down they all slid into his masterplanned rout But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he rose out of sight, "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"
Except the janitor
Jaxon Jenkins
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Jacob King
christmas is not a christian holiday
Lincoln Rivera
“Bane?” he gasped, with shock and surprise As he realised his flightplan hadn’t included this guise How vital was the mask, CIA began to wonder When it would soon sink in he had made such a blunder
Pain would occur, although the target unclear Until Bane interjected with CIA’s biggest fear For when told he was a big guy, Bane responded with glee That CIA feeling glum is how it would be
But then from behind, another plane appeared in the distance with Bane adding that he needed Pavel’s assistance The plan was to crash, with all on board Presents and all, with Bane’s freedom restored
So Bane sprang from his seat, to his team gave a shout, And down they all slid into his masterplanned rout But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he rose out of sight, "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"
Except the janitor
Colton Scott
Sticky?
Ian Ramirez
Can someone smarter break down why this scene is so insanely stupid/funny? I see that pose and I lose my shit, five years later.
Alexander Hall
CHRISTmas
Jose Bailey
Nolan is terrible at dialogue, so it's jarring and awkward as he builds up an otherwise excellent setpiece.
Samuel Sullivan
please come baneposting here, we got 1 big (for you) thread
Aiden Collins
Good thread
Christian Rogers
inb4 sticky
Parker Scott
I'd rather have multiple baneposting threads than multiple Star Wars threads.
Xavier Butler
I remember this pasta. I don't know how old it is but reading it again made me happy for some reason.
Thanks OP, Merry Christmas
Cooper Cooper
merry christmas OP
Hudson James
dreams coming true
James Scott
dubs and every poster in this thread dies. OF FUCKING CANCER TOMORROW ON CHRISTMAS AHAHAHA
Colton Thomas
singles and your heart grows 3 sizes that day
Samuel Nguyen
how could it be 100% nolan's fault? have to also factor in the bad acting and delivery of the lines. if it was all nolan's fault, we would see similar funny-fuckup scenes in the films he made before this, but we don't.
this scene is funny even years after the fact and after seeing the meme over and over again, because its people trying to act serious and be serious but failing at it because it comes off as cheesey and comical without them knowing that they fucked up at being serious. that's the best way i can do. it's not just the dialogue. i don't think bane's lines are all that funny, except for the FOR YOU part. it's mainly CIA, his pose, his fucking facial expressions.
i mean, if they got an actor who was GOOD at being serious and believable and who didn't stand with that power stance, then yea, this scene would not be at all funny.
that being said, CIA got better at acting and is more believable in game o' normies.
Tyler Perry
It also doesn't help that it's an Irishman putting on an American accent. Once you realize that, every line of CIA's dialogue sounds off.
Ayden Reed
And he was really good as Carcetti in the wire, actually
Wyatt Powell
WE STICKY NOW
Xavier Ward
BANE?
Caleb Gutierrez
why the fuck is this stickied?
Connor Green
based mods
Brandon Russell
;_;
Alexander Baker
based mods
Nolan Rivera
This again?
Dylan Scott
>christmas is not a christian holiday
Easton Lopez
BASED
Eli Long
Based mods
Michael Allen
...
Oliver Ortiz
Thank you, based mods.
Gavin Peterson
MODS = GODS
Zachary Campbell
F O U R M O R E Y E A R S
BANEPOSTING IS ETERNAL
Josiah Diaz
FOR FREE
Jacob Gutierrez
...
Ryan Fisher
somebody get this hothead outta here
Joseph Brown
...
Ryder Allen
MODS ARE BIG GUYS TODAY
Henry Perry
>sticky Based mods
Julian Diaz
Was getting stuck part of your plan?
Jaxon Martin
...
Eli Rogers
Here's an audio version vocaroo.com/i/s1FWySpWf5iy It brings me immense pleasure to think someone might fall asleep listening to this tonight.
Merry Christmas, Sup Forums
Landon Gomez
Sage
Thomas Davis
Merry Christmas Sup Forums you fucking losers I love you
Lincoln Morgan
>this is what gets a sticky on Sup Forums
We literally had a bane sticky two weeks ago on the anniversary
Alexander Bell
THOSE DIGITS
Jack Morales
>except for the janitor Every time
Hudson Davis
based, time for the start of an epic sticky
David Brown
Impressive, very nice.
Christian James
NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
Jonathan Lee
Double triples checked
Kayden Diaz
is possible to merge it with that other thread got lot of good content
Colton Williams
Based mods.
Nolan Thompson
He does it for free!
Ethan White
Merry Christmas, hotheads :)
Wyatt Wright
God bless us, everyone.
Jayden Young
Merry Christmas Sup Forums
Grayson Rodriguez
>1488
Samuel Stewart
They were trying to grab your presents
Christopher Rodriguez
...
Michael Morales
But who was plane?
Alexander Harris
Hark hear the man Make his flight plan He seems to say I'm CIA
Prisoners are here No need to fear No charge for them They're not his friends
(U U U U)
Anthony Perry
They work for the Grinch, the green man.
Jacob Long
CHECK THESE BASED DUBS, MERRY BANEMAS
Andrew Scott
Vocaroo now faggot
Brody Richardson
holy fucking shit. this meme has been dead for fucking years now. IT WAS NEVER FUCKING FUNNY. IT WAS NEVER FUCKING CREATIVE. THIS IS THE STUPIDEST MEME OF ALL TIME. CIA IS A PIECE OF SHIT NO NAME CHARACTER THAT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING IN THE FUCKING MOVIE HE IS FEATURED IN. ALL HE DID WAS SAY HIS DUMB LINES THEN DIED IN THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES. WOW SUCH A MEMORABLE CHARACTER
Lucas Green
someone get this hothead outta here
Ryan Perez
...
Joseph Lee
That's a big poem
Jason Garcia
...
Ryan Hernandez
hothead detected
William Reed
Merry Holidays Sup Forums
Logan Cook
behold
Charles Brown
mods ban this hothead
Kayden Murphy
Dubs?
Carson Moore
based christmas plane
Blake Phillips
merry christmas my Sup Forums brother
Sebastian Anderson
BASED mods
Isaac Taylor
>sticky OBSESSED
Connor Flores
A sticky we don't need, but deserve.
Jacob Rodriguez
Y-you yoo
Zachary Flores
...
Easton Martinez
May all shitposting be forgot and never brought to mind. May all shitposting be forgot in name of Bane's Big Guys. For Bane's Big Guys, my dear, for Bane's Big Guys. We'll take a bucket crab legs yeah for Bane's Big Guys.
Joshua Ward
Get out.
Jordan Collins
BLADE RUNNER 2049 IS THE BEST KINO RELEASED IN 2017
Hunter Lewis
for you
Nathaniel Sanchez
get this hothead OUTTA HERE!
Charles Reed
MODS BAN PLS
Logan Walker
Tell me about Santa, why does he deliver the presents?
Xavier Nelson
WTF i love mods now
Justin Taylor
SANTA?
John Brooks
>this meme
Jace Myers
Hothead pls
Wyatt Collins
Calm (you)r hothead man. Merry Christmas
Brandon Williams
bless you jannies
merry banemas to all, and to all a big night
Carson Brooks
...
Cooper Ramirez
...
Jayden Powell
>i concur my beloved bane he said the night when he wept memes out of his belt my darling she cried when the big guy mate in his arms of blissful memes he carried around in his days and in his nights he still dreamt the time he was the guy but never the big only the big guy