Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the plane

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the plane
Not a creature was stirring, not even Bane
The flight plan was filed with the agency with care
CIA knowing the hostages wouldn’t all reach there

The prisoners were kneeling with bags on their heads
With visions of sleighbells and crashing sleds
And CIA in his polo, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap

When out on the clouds there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the seat to see what was the matter.
Away to the aisle I flew like a flash,
Tore open the seatbelt and turned in a dash

After shouting and shooting, and questions of Bane
One interrupted Wilson, with self-satisfied disdain
When, what, from under a hood should appear,
But a man, with a mask, and soon it was clear

Bigger than average, but still under detain,
I knew in a moment it must have been Bane
More rapid than eagles CIA’s surprise came,
And he pointed, and shouted, and called him by name

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“Bane?” he gasped, with shock and surprise
As he realised his flightplan hadn’t included this guise
How vital was the mask, CIA began to wonder
When it would soon sink in he had made such a blunder

Pain would occur, although the target unclear
Until Bane interjected with CIA’s biggest fear
For when told he was a big guy, Bane responded with glee
That CIA feeling glum is how it would be

Then it was revealed that the capture was intended
And CIA’s flight plane would need to be amended
But then from behind, another plane appeared in the distance
with Bane adding that he needed Pavel’s assistance

CIA’s dismissal of Bane’s success
because his source of dreaded distress
The plan was to crash, with all on board
Presents and all, with Bane’s freedom restored

So Bane sprang from his seat, to his team gave a shout,
And down they all slid into his masterplanned rout
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he rose out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"

Except the janitor

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christmas is not a christian holiday

“Bane?” he gasped, with shock and surprise
As he realised his flightplan hadn’t included this guise
How vital was the mask, CIA began to wonder
When it would soon sink in he had made such a blunder

Pain would occur, although the target unclear
Until Bane interjected with CIA’s biggest fear
For when told he was a big guy, Bane responded with glee
That CIA feeling glum is how it would be

But then from behind, another plane appeared in the distance
with Bane adding that he needed Pavel’s assistance
The plan was to crash, with all on board
Presents and all, with Bane’s freedom restored

So Bane sprang from his seat, to his team gave a shout,
And down they all slid into his masterplanned rout
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he rose out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"

Except the janitor

Sticky?

Can someone smarter break down why this scene is so insanely stupid/funny? I see that pose and I lose my shit, five years later.

CHRISTmas

Nolan is terrible at dialogue, so it's jarring and awkward as he builds up an otherwise excellent setpiece.

please come baneposting here, we got 1 big (for you) thread

Good thread

inb4 sticky

I'd rather have multiple baneposting threads than multiple Star Wars threads.

I remember this pasta.
I don't know how old it is but reading it again made me happy for some reason.

Thanks OP, Merry Christmas

merry christmas OP

dreams coming true

dubs and every poster in this thread dies. OF FUCKING CANCER TOMORROW ON CHRISTMAS AHAHAHA

singles and your heart grows 3 sizes that day

how could it be 100% nolan's fault? have to also factor in the bad acting and delivery of the lines. if it was all nolan's fault, we would see similar funny-fuckup scenes in the films he made before this, but we don't.

this scene is funny even years after the fact and after seeing the meme over and over again, because its people trying to act serious and be serious but failing at it because it comes off as cheesey and comical without them knowing that they fucked up at being serious. that's the best way i can do. it's not just the dialogue. i don't think bane's lines are all that funny, except for the FOR YOU part. it's mainly CIA, his pose, his fucking facial expressions.

i mean, if they got an actor who was GOOD at being serious and believable and who didn't stand with that power stance, then yea, this scene would not be at all funny.

that being said, CIA got better at acting and is more believable in game o' normies.

It also doesn't help that it's an Irishman putting on an American accent. Once you realize that, every line of CIA's dialogue sounds off.

And he was really good as Carcetti in the wire, actually

WE STICKY NOW

BANE?

why the fuck is this stickied?

based mods

;_;

based mods

This again?

>christmas is not a christian holiday

BASED

Based mods

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Thank you, based mods.

MODS = GODS

F O U R
M O R E
Y E A R S

BANEPOSTING IS ETERNAL

FOR FREE

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somebody get this hothead outta here

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MODS ARE BIG GUYS TODAY

>sticky
Based mods

Was getting stuck part of your plan?

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Here's an audio version
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It brings me immense pleasure to think someone might fall asleep listening to this tonight.

Merry Christmas, Sup Forums

Sage

Merry Christmas Sup Forums you fucking losers I love you

>this is what gets a sticky on Sup Forums

We literally had a bane sticky two weeks ago on the anniversary

THOSE DIGITS

>except for the janitor
Every time

based, time for the start of an epic sticky

Impressive, very nice.

NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

Double triples checked

is possible to merge it with
that other thread got lot of good content

Based mods.

He does it for free!

Merry Christmas, hotheads :)

God bless us, everyone.

Merry Christmas Sup Forums

>1488

They were trying to grab your presents

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But who was plane?

Hark hear the man
Make his flight plan
He seems to say
I'm CIA

Prisoners are here
No need to fear
No charge for them
They're not his friends

(U U U U)

They work for the Grinch, the green man.

CHECK THESE BASED DUBS, MERRY BANEMAS

Vocaroo now faggot

holy fucking shit. this meme has been dead for fucking years now. IT WAS NEVER FUCKING FUNNY. IT WAS NEVER FUCKING CREATIVE. THIS IS THE STUPIDEST MEME OF ALL TIME.
CIA IS A PIECE OF SHIT NO NAME CHARACTER THAT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING IN THE FUCKING MOVIE HE IS FEATURED IN. ALL HE DID WAS SAY HIS DUMB LINES THEN DIED IN THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES. WOW SUCH A MEMORABLE CHARACTER

someone get this hothead outta here

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That's a big poem

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hothead detected

Merry Holidays Sup Forums

behold

mods ban this hothead

Dubs?

based christmas plane

merry christmas my Sup Forums brother

BASED mods

>sticky
OBSESSED

A sticky we don't need, but deserve.

Y-you yoo

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May all shitposting be forgot and never brought to mind.
May all shitposting be forgot in name of Bane's Big Guys.
For Bane's Big Guys, my dear, for Bane's Big Guys.
We'll take a bucket crab legs yeah for Bane's Big Guys.

Get out.

BLADE RUNNER 2049 IS THE BEST KINO RELEASED IN 2017

for you

get this hothead OUTTA HERE!

MODS BAN PLS

Tell me about Santa, why does he deliver the presents?

WTF i love mods now

SANTA?

>this meme

Hothead pls

Calm (you)r hothead man. Merry Christmas

bless you jannies

merry banemas to all, and to all a big night

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>i concur my beloved bane he said the night when he wept memes out of his belt my darling she cried when the big guy mate in his arms of blissful memes he carried around in his days and in his nights he still dreamt the time he was the guy but never the big only the big guy