Star vs the forces of AU

i think we had enough of Monstar AU, it's time to give the other AU's their chance to shine.
This is a SVTFOE AU thread, Monstar is NOT allowed.

How about that Ludo Star AU?

Here.

An AU in which everything's the same except Marco has his jumpers in his 3-5 favorite colors instead of just red.

That would be a weird show. Also, something tells me it would get accusations of sexism

Slave Star AU:

Nah, just make Ludo female.

Ludo would probably be more popular if he were a cute monster girl

Nah, same appearance, voice, and personality just in a dress.

Ludo kinda already wore a dress

How about an AU where Star is nothing but a plot device to get in the way of Marco and his soulmate Jackie

Some user asked for this edit a few threads ago, there you have it.

No Homo AU
If it doesn't exist already, it does now.

>Monstar is NOT allowed

The fate of this thread is already sealed.

Telling an AU you don't like to go away makes them post more in spite, OP.

You have to wait for people to naturally lose interest, which will happen since there's nothing really tying it to canon.

In the worst case, it will happen when S3 starts.

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>broken chain collar
What, so she's an Angeloid?

i don't really understand how pic works, that collar is too wide to make its job of constraining her, she could just take it off easily, at least the Star edit makes sense.

The No Homo AU will forever be at war with it's counterpart, the Total Homo AU.

>Star as a megalomaniacal hobo

I like it.

from the first toffee episode

I believe the term is "guttersnipe."

God is dead

>Monstar is NOT allowed.

That AU is standing on shaky legs. Do these two look like bromos to you?

It should be noted that the BStarco ship has nothing to do with either No Homo or Total Homo AU even though it might feature in both.

Kill yourself. MonStar is love.

This is a bully-free thread now. Post cute.

>MonStar is love.
Monstar is food

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MonStar's worst nightmare is probably a hawk Jackie eating her

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MonStar's worst nightmare is probably dying alone on a cold winter's night

Disgusting user.

I'm fond of Cupilart's interpretation of a Roleswap AU

>Monstar is not allowed
>Post Monstar anyways
You had one job anons, one job.

Was backed up pretty badly, that was one hek a poo

The thing is, I don't really see how a no magical Star with the strength of a human teenage girl could possibly be useful in most situations

The rule 63 AU that would have been canceled at Mewberty is nice, mainly because of how cute Marcia is.

Indeed, Monstar is truly disgusting.

Why anyone would welcome this abomination into their house is beyond me.

because she's rich and important

Just the thought of living with this revolting creature is enough to make anyone retch.

I love these replies

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is this from that guy with the purple lines

STARCO IS CUTE AND PERFECT!

CUTE AND PERFECT!

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AU where Marco is a prince of some Latin American kingdom.

By which I mean my fanfic

yeah I'm gonna need some revenge gore to wash the taste of oppression out my mouth

your fanfic is not a latin american kingdom

but there's not kingdoms in latin america, believe me i'm Mexican.

>wash the taste of oppression out my mouth

Well stop sucking off hitler you gay nazi.

yeah real classy

She belongs locked up in a dungeon, not left to roam free where she can strike horror into the hearts of innocent civilians.

That is one demented looking Marco.

Angeloid collars are metaphysical as much as they are physical.

She's canon a slut who likes to be collared, and tries to make a baby with the MC.

Fuckin' shit, man. Reading these gave me feels I did not need.

Yeah, it's offbeat, here's part 3

Star comes home, takes off her boots and lays belly down on the sofa, bends her knees and crosses her legs, and asks for a foot rub because her feet feel sore

>tail starts wagging when he gets home

CUTE

yeah, but i'm a superficial guy, i'm only driven by physical appearence

p-please user, its too late at night for this kind of arousal

But if you are going to pretend, do it right or don't do it at all, stupid posers.

The collar is metaphysical.

Even if she removed her head and put it back on, it wouldn't come off.

Refer to:

here is my response:

It's fine if you don't like the collar's aesthetics.

>Marco and Star just beat the hell out of each other over and over
>Star kind of likes it

it's a very sunny summer day and you're chilling with Star in the backyard pool, she's wearing sandals and a one piece swimsuit, you're laying down on a lazy chair under the shade of a red umbrella; Star approaches you and she asks you to rub sun screen on her legs and feet. To this end she sits on the lazy chair next to you but puts her legs on your lap and hands you the lotion; you squirt a portion on your hands and firmly grasp her soles, her toes, the arch and her ankles are all feeling amazing to the touch and she being a bonermancer, raises your dick from its slumber. Star looks at you with a grin in her face and proposes a footjob, platonic of course

This show has turned me into the deepest degenerate and the purest vanillafag at the same time.

A-user PLEASE

>Mewberty Ludo Star

Begone water filter merchant

I JUST GOT OFF A TWO WEEK AND 3 DAY BAN
QUICK POST YOUR CUTEST STARS
I NEED THEM

Pls be my manly footfag bf

Dare we ask what you were banned for?

I'll leave for now but dont come crawling back to me when the world is overrun with gay toads and fish people you gat damn commie!

Does she turn into a raging bird monster

>screams into microphone

Brazil, mexico and haiti had autonomous monarchies

No, still a bug, just a filthy, feral one.

i got a 2 week for /raid/
immedietly after the 2 week ended i made one post and got a perma ban. i won the appeal now im here

please post Cute Stars

w-well if you insist...

ESTÁBAMOS

>>Marco and Star just beat the hell out of each other over and over
>>Star kind of likes it
>So does Marco

IM REAL
IM ANIMATED

>ESTABAMOS
ERAMOS

SER

>Star uses the all seeing eye to spy on Marco when he's jerking off
>one time she hears Marco saying her name and she starts to schlick to him

>footfags
GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND
DROP THE SHIT TASTE

YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE PIG!

So would Ludo and Star technically be step siblings in that AU?

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How about a music festival AU? they are in californa and Marco is a hyper slut

>By the time Toffee shows up they're just wrestling for dominance, tearing clothes and roughing/feeling each other up until Marco can pin her down
>When she submits he just invites her upstairs to take a shower and tend to their wounds

>At this point Ludo and the monster goons just chill on the sidelines, when she bothers bringing them

Sort of. Ludo and Star would be swapped by their parents, then presumably Star would overthrow Brudo as canon Ludo did.

>it's a "Marco tries to show Star that Earth is as dangerous and exciting as Mewni" episode
Where will Marco take Star?

TRY AND GET SOME

POWER WORD: DEATH

FOR THE GLORY OF MONSTAR

M-master???
Forgive me, Dark Mistress!