At what point when you saw TLJ did you have that moment where you knew? That moment you just felt, "Oh god, this is gonna be bad, isn't it?"
For me it was that scene where BB-8 tries to repair Poe's ship and he was doing the fucking "clogging the dam with your fingers" bit from a fucking loony tunes cartoon.
>General hugs
As soon as Poe was prank calling Hux
The spaceballs opening scene was a bad intro to the tone of the world but the second Yellow Shrek showed up and couldn’t act her way out of a paper bag (and knows Finn from his heroics as if he’s a huge famous hero. Even though the events of the first film are only like 72 hours earlier? Or something? The timeline here is so fucked)
Move on already.....
... I knew we were fucked
When they ruined the threat two minutes in by thinking it'd be wise to send a single X-Wing against a Star Destroyer. Poe successfully shooting out the turrets despite the TIEs made me groan.
I was entirely checked out by the time Finn was walking around squirting.
My head went into my hands the first time at "now it's worth it."
Fuck this movie.
>Even though the events of the first film are only like 72 hours earlier?
her performance and storyline were so bad i never even thought about this, fucking wew
I felt something of a wave of disgust when Yoda showed up. It was awful. Then when I realized they still needed to do the ATAT scene after the Reylo team up.
superman leia scene
Surprisingly the effects kept me interested.
When Yellow Shrek starts going on a capitalism is bad rant in a fucking disney movie I lost it.When she says freeing the animals was worth it when her and finn fucking up may have wiped out the rebellion I lost all interest.
Yep.
Luke chucking his light saber for a cheap laugh.
The trailer when there were speeders flying towards ATATs, I didnt see the movie and I have no idea why anyone would have to see it when that part was shown on the trailer. I heard that they called the snow, salt which I find hilarious.
I don't think its bad.
Its just tremendously boring
I can't even enjoy it for campyness like BvS
I think it was the scene where Anakin is frolicking with a bunch of cartoon balloon animals. It was then because that was the point where star wars would never be good again.
This
a lot of red flags and horrible moments tried my patience but i didnt abandon hope until they had that video call with maz in a comical jetpack laser fight (???)
I really liked the mobile.
Better than the prequels, maybe better than Return of the Jedi
>Speeder/ATAT trailer made my skin crawl
>Porg hits windshield teaser made me dread the movie
>On hold for General Hugs' mom confirmed my worst nightmares
After that, I watched the abomination that would unfold before my eyes with a mixture of boredom, sadness and bewilderment.
You sound like a fucking baby lmao
>That moment you just felt, "Oh god, this is gonna be bad, isn't it?"
prank call
I couldn't suspend my disbelief anymore when they came up with the "we'll just chase them very very slowly for 8 hours" part.
>Does he hear me?!
This. Almost immediately.
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making the first fucking scene of the flick a quipfest worse than an Avenger's writer's wet dream, followed by Poe soloing the entire point defense of a star destroyer
When i saw the bit with Hux at the beginning. I realized Star wars has started to follow marvelshit formula. Seriously fuck MCShit for spreading this cancer.
The scene where Chubby Asian tells Finn how making money is bad.
this
Never, because it was a stellar film and the 3rd best Star Wars. Merry Christmas!
As soon as the Star Wars title appeared on screen
Star Wars is and always has been FUCKING TRASH FAGGOTS
I thought "oh dear" when they dragged the initially funny "on hold" joke out far too long, then I thought "oh for fuck's sake" at Mary Poppins in Space
That happened,
Then i started to get concerned,
But the Nail in the coffin was the Bombers dropping stuff in space,
The bomb doors being open and oxygen still being in the cabin.
The Bombs i was told Were magnetic sure.
But then that doesn't explain why the remote control dropped down or she dropped down.
I just hated the bombers so fucking much and then i was all "Okay....... its gonna be that kind of movie"
The fucking stupid quips at the beginning I can tolerate and flying Leia was just bizarre but I stomached it because FA already raped the concept of the Force being hard to master
It was when Admiral Tumblrina showed up when I knew that you fucks were right
don't forget freeing the horses but leaving the slave children behind - they couldn't have taken the kids with them, but freeing the horses would just put the kids into trouble.
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There is artificial gravity and oxygen within the ship and once the bombs are moving they won't immediately stop as soon as they hit space
there are many issues with the film but this is not one of them
The prank call.
Okay guys so we have this awesome dreadnought. It's weakness is that if a fighter gets to close it's point defense systems can't shoot it. Making them basically useless as point defense systems. One fighter shows up but get it we don't shoot it because hux and Poe have a funny phonecalls.
Then we get fucked up because our shop is retarded and even though it's huge only had like 20 tie fighters on board. Oh and also while these slow ass bomber's approach no other star destroyers which are idle in the background will engage with the bomber's or the cruiser. For whatever reason.
How did nobody see this Before release?
when the purple hair bitch walked out. I was really patient before then.
Luke throwing the lightsaber may have also been it but I dont remember which came first desu
BB8 is just a rolling pickle jar opener, the actual talking characters can be abandoned to 'realistic' situations where they are cornered and about to get fucked, but then it turns out BB8 had rolled to somewhere helpful and did a thing. I lost count of how many times BB8 gets the humans out of a pickle.
This should've been the moment,but I let it slide until frozen Leia.
>ignoring the fact that they have tie fighters
It's probably not that they didn't see it, it's just that it's unfixable without scrapping the whole movie.
Fucking paid shills can't even turn off autocorrect while trying to damage control...
>The FO ordered back the fighters cuz they were unable to cover them
Cover from what?? Some carrier ships? LMAO this movie is so ridiculously bad written
Exactly. Kylo had just successfully taken out the hangar containg the fighters and his wingmen had blown out the command structure of the Resistance.
So why the fuck they just not tilt the ship 90 degrees backwards and send the bombs from like 1 kilometer distance?
this +
this
really pathetic
>Yellow Shrek
Well done user
>not getting the sjw satire
T H I S .
>Satire
user...
Based Rian separating the fakers who don't remember Han's "Everything's fine here" dialogue from the true fans who remember Star Wars was always filled with jokes within the first 5 minutes of the movie.
This.
But the one scene that nearly made me walk out was the chase scene in the casino.
Xwing soloing a dreadnought, and FO all acting like villains from the old GI Joe cartoon.
So apparently, the FO is only a threat when the "story" deems it necessary?
the quipintro is a sure sign that the movie is going to be bad.
Poe vs First Order solo (New Hope with no collateral) and that was after entering the movie late. I dread to think what I missed before that.