Is this accurate?

Is this accurate?

it's because girl's shit is superficial vapid fucking shit
who wants a rigid barbie doll when you can have fucking lego
who wants to watch bratz when you can watch... whatever the fuck you'd call a boy's show, because there was cool shit for both genders like recess

>gi joe and every other 'boys' cartoon from the 80s to late 90s isnt vapid shit

Wait, Bratz had a cartoon?

It was dumb but cool, like a good action movie.

Machismo is inherently fucking rad, femininity inherently isnt.

Yes but it's reasonable. If a girl acts like a boy she's improving herself. If a boy acts like a girl he's degading himself.

>degading
I guess the meme of girls are smarter than boys holds true.

I bet you'd put beatrix potter's animations under "girl cartoons" too because they're not about fighting

It's a typo, I'm phoneposting, fuck off.

I wonder if Powerpuff Girls and Sailor Moon had part in making me gay.

My dad didn't really care. He's fine with me being gay, he just wouldn't want me to be trans.

>visionaries, ex-squad, centurions extreme are vapid shit
you sir, are my not friend

I'm pretty sure technically Bratz *was* a cartoon. Like transformers or g.i. joe.

GI JOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Here's the thing, femininity can be beautiful, and beautiful things can be appreciated by adults. But kids don't give a shit about beauty and given the choice even girls will say dumb shit with robots and guns is "cooler" than barbie.

that's because barbie is shit designed by a boardroom of men designed to brainwash girls into thinking the best thing in life is finding a bf and being a housewife
there's a very good recent example of a traditionally for-girls cartoon attaining a large crossgender audience across age groups and that's because the writers actually gave a damn about making something decent

the stigma that exists today exists because media targeted at girls was and still is for the most part fucking awful

>daughter watches GI Joe
>get an awesome tomboy for a child; may/may not grow out of it

>Son watches girl show
>get a faggot or worse a tranny for a son

Gee I wonder why.

>who wants a rigid barbie doll when you can have fucking lego

I enjoyed Life in the Dreamhouse more than any Lego show I've seen

>used to work at an after school activity place, you know the kind of places rich parents leave their kids for them to do homework and do shit on computerus
>was an assistant and art teacher, was in charge of entertaining the kids after they finished their homework.
>saw it as a good way to experiment and see what kids today liked
>pretty much everyone was into competitive stuff like chess
>they didn't give a shit about cartoons except for two autistic girls, one who was fat and liked regular show, and another who looked like connie and, ironically enough hated steven universe but loved teen titans go
>the boys were pretty open to shit like one punch man and dbz, girls generally uninterested and preferred socializing
>decide I'm leaving soon so, fuck it
>show them incredibly hardcore gory horror movies I watched as a kid myself, evil dead 1 2 and 3, dead alive, return of the living dead part 1 and 3

>they fucking love it, the connie clone even drew fanart of the rat monkeys from dead alive fighting ash williams, all the boys kept talking about zombies and emulating tarman saying brains, no one really got offended by the blood, if anything it made them feel more adult so they were into it, the boys liked the fanservice in return of the living dead as well, everyone had a good time eating pizza and watching horror movies
>boss is none the wiser so I actually stick around and show them John carpenters the thing, from beyond, killer klowns from outer space, and even fucking hellraiser
>they're somehow not creeper out and just think it's super cool and it's something both the boys and girls liked

Turns out horror is for everyone

>Never watching Barbie's Repunzel

The expanded Barbie universe is a far more precious gem then you could ever deserve

Wasn't Life In The Dreamhouse some meta meme-tier shit though? Every other instance of Barbie in media that I can think of is her spending a day with her girlfriends or dressing up for Ken or riding a horse.

throw that shit on the pooh's adventures wiki

You do know that Barbie was made by a mother so her daughter could have something to dress up, right?

Ah shit, I remember seeing links to that on youtube. Like some autist mixed clips from the animated Pooh series with pretty much every other animated show right?

yeah and it hasn't been for 90% of the time that barbie has existed
what's your point

Yes.

Also having a sister who is 14 years apart, I would say a lot of the barbie movies are basically just taking known fairy tales and putting Barbie and her friends in them. Just like Disney, only more sassy black animal side kicks.

this is more a millenial thing. when I was a kid we watched all the cartoons on tv, there was not "cartoons for girls only" or "cartoons for boys only"

Boys like warriors and barbarians and girls like witches and anime princesses.

It's not that hard to figure out, it's just STR vs INT/DEX

What meme on earth pretends that. The stats say the male average is slightly higher but also the standard deviation, meaning that there are more complete idiots but also more genuises with men. Through that distinction there are literally no women capable of being on outlier as high as men. Men are literally the smartest without contest, the double edge to this is just because 'men' are doesn't mean any old man is.

Because girliness is devalued in general. Like tomboys interested in, idk, cars or fighting or whatever are in many ways favored over girly girls interested in things like fashion or romance.

Masculinity = Superior, Femininity = Inferior.

>guys don't like wizards and shit
Fuck you. It's STR/DEX INT/WIS
Also you have boys liking ninja which is pretty dex and girls liking monster stuff for some reason.

Pretty accurate, I watched the hell out of Care bears, Teddy ruxben, og equines, didn't give a shit and Little mermaid was fav movie. To my parents cartoons were just cartoons, this whole boys shit vs girls shit has a lot more to do with toy retailers than with cartoons anyway.

Monsters have large thick strength stats

Monster High is pretty rad for girls media.
The show is focused on embracing individuality more than stereotypical feminine things, and the dolls are aesthetic as fuck. Then again, maybe I'm biased because I collect them.

same reason girls can wear pants. Stuff for boys is usually seen as unisex whereas stuff for girls is for girls

>Little sister's favourite show is Samurai Jack
>Don't show her Season 5
Am I doing this right?

Not at all no

Why?

Season 5 is good you horrible brother.

Are there even any shows aimed specifically at boys, not just boys being most likely to watch it?

Wait until she gets older, she may not be able to handle bloodshed yet. Also the whole Jack looking unhinged could scare her.

Tons it's just boy's aimed media tends to be less about the things aimed at girls.

how little we talking? 9 and above can handle it

>HAHA YOU'VE MADE A TYPO! YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID!

That's because most "boy shows" are actually for everyone.
If I saw a girl watching something macho like DBZ, I would be honestly weirded out, either she's dyke-in-the-making or she's schlcking it to the muscley dudes.

>girls liking monster stuff for some reason.

That is, vampires 99% of the time. Even then it's not because vampires are cool, but because they are often portrayed as rough and seductive. They just want a gary stu to fangirl over.

>If I saw a girl watching something macho like DBZ, I would be honestly weirded out, either she's dyke-in-the-making or she's schlcking it to the muscley dudes.

Let her wait 13 years

The whole "masculinity so fragile" thing makes my blood boil 99% of the time but it's totally accurate in some cases. If a boy wants to watch a fucking pony show let him.

It's really not that violent. It's hard PG-13/soft R. If she's at least 12 I say go for it.

I guess the meme of phoneposters are retarded holds true.

Ebin quality posting friendo :^)

>If a boy wants to watch a fucking pony show let him.
Given how /mlp/ turn out actively preventing them from watching the show is a good thing.

It used to be, and it still kind of is but we are seeing a shift towards cartoons that appeal to both rather than to just one side. Used to be girl's cartoons were just an extended commercial to convince them to buy dolls, accessories, and other pointless shit that doesn't really stretch the imagination as much as train them to be materialistic cunts that only want to own clothes, shoes, cars, houses, and cooking appliances. There were exceptions to this rule, but more often than not these exceptions were just Rule 63 of an existing Boy's cartoon and there was shift towards buying pink accessories.

Boy cartoons would get more leeway because their stuff is a junk drawer of cartoons: anything that doesn't fit anywhere else can get labeled a boy's show. Yes most cases it is still a gimmick to buy expensive hunks of plastic, but it is often something that takes something otherworldly or fantastic.

>Girls got Barbie, boys got Skeleton Warriors
>Girls get MLP, boys get Transformers
>Girls get [highschool drama], boys get [highschool drama] but protagonist has super secret identity as a superhero/secret agent/mystical chosen one/etc.

Those literally are the best things in life for women.

I remember when my dad caught me watching Sailor Moon when I was like 8.
When he asked me why I was watching that shit, I said that it was because I liked looking at their short skirts to which he nodded in agreement. That was actually part of the reason anyway.

I watched girls' shows when I was a kid and I'm not a fa-
Actually you have a good point.

That show was always trash, manchildren only watch it to be ironic hipsters and because they want to fuck cartoon horses.

Reeks of tumblr

>tomboys are favored over girly chicks

Only in fiction.

>Yes most cases it is still a gimmick to buy expensive hunks of plastic, but it is often something that takes something otherworldly or fantastic.

That rhymes.

>I literally can't function without Sup Forums so bad that I browse it even while out on the goal

You'll get the kind of quality you put in for, phoneposter.

Here's a (you) to get you started.

Hope you get some more!

>the best thing in life is finding a bf and being a housewife
Is it not?

No, it's marrying a wealthy old man and waiting for him to die so you can get all of his money and then waste it all before moving on to the next one, until you get too old and are no longer qualified to be a trophy wife. Then you spend the rest of your days alone and miserable, finally understanding that during those carefree days you were never truly happy and now it's too late to go back and fix it.
That's my plan at least.

>Not watching best Barbie movie

Is that you Lauren?

Monster High dolls can be pretty great

Star Vs. and Steven Universe are both girl shows yet you faggots are all over them

Female protagonist =/= Girl show

that can be applied to literally every example in this thread
kys

>Implying pastel horses weren't just made to sell pastel horses toys
Luaren just made the toy commercials more interesting. They're still toy commercials.

Except that's wrong you stupid fuck there is still a lot of shows marketed and design solely towards girls obviously with female protagonists

Star Vs like PPG and Totally spies has a female dealing with feminine issues but still remainly presentable for everybody to understand.

I just fap to the characters, like Princess Marco

I have a story related to this. My uncle brought his nephews over, 5-10yrs old. I wanted them to stay out of trouble so I set up my Wii for Mario Kart for them. Naturally they all pick manliest characters Mario, Bowser, and DK. Toad and Peach were ignored completely.

So when I played a few rounds with them, I decided to screw with them and picked Peach. They were all "WTF? Are you gay?" Literally questioned my sexuality. I then proceeded to pwn them badly. Lapped them at least once. Thoroughly emasculated, I decided to educate them on weight and handling.

Despite my insistence that the heavy players are terrible for their abilities. They didn't want peach. It wasn't until I told them Toad was a boy, they they finally tried him out.

I've never known their dad to be the type to instill women hating values. Certainly would encourage manliness. But I don't think it all comes from the parents. There's a culture to this, that goes deeper than just the Home or TV. Most likely we just identify the gender difference first when we are very young and learn to relate that to whatever we see or hear with kids our age.

>I've never known their dad to be the type to instill women hating values.
And you just went full tumblr

/r9k/ pls.

>Post says men and women aren't completely equal
>Must be those women hating /r9k/ers.
Okay.

>That's because most "boy shows" are actually for everyone

literally the only good answer in the entire thread. "Boys cartoons" are actually made for a general audience, with the exception of retarded shit like GI Joe or Transformers, but those were long gone and have been phased out since the 90s. Now that I think about it, "girl cartoons" have actually been phased out as well, with the exception for MLP but that is only because the ironic unironic fandom keeping that cancer alive. Had it never caught on, cartoons would be completely unisex by now.

user probably meant that some assholes might interpret the kids behavior as sexism and blame the parents, but he knows the parents aren't that way and reasons that it might be a natural thing for kids to identify with their own gender first and foremost.

Good for user that he finally realized something the rest of us have known since 3rd grade.

thing is girls would do the opposite, oppose girls watching "violent dumbe" boy shows and praise timmy watching mlp wearing a princess dress.

>girls cartoons
>phased out
There's Barbie and MLP shit still out there on prime time.

The only televised guytoon of my recent memory has been Samurai Jack's continuation, and that's stuffed so far up adult swim's ass you can't even see it on the tube unless you're insomniac. Even then, it's still acceptable for a mature general audience.

Sourcing cartoons exclusively for men, you're only gonna find it from indie artists, and it's usually porn. Why? Because women hate it when guys can enjoy themselves alone, so guys have to buy it under the table and may as well double-dose on the manly urges.

The best thing for women is to get into science fields so the several generations from now on they could at least be as smart as an average man, but they're braindead objects so it's way too hard for them. That's why all the female "scientists" are either secondary or pick shit-tier brainlet fields like psychology.

>The best thing for women to do is something they can't do because they are too stupid.
Your post contradicts itself a bit there.

that poster is probably a woman

Human beings (if you can call females that) are supposed to adapt or die.

No, just someone tired of retarded women.

Now now Lucy my dear girls are dumber than men due to their brain operating on emotion rather than directed rationality. Yes there are many girls with college degrees but their brain still is essentially mentally impaired compared to a dude hence these "smart" women making all sorts of dumb impulsive decisions in their life.

Blame evolution.

former /tg/ here, ladies love themselves some 'nids. Just saying

>There's Barbie and MLP shit still out there on prime time.

Yes, did you not read what I wrote? Those are the two "girl cartoons" out there left, and the only reason one of them is still alive is because of the cancerous fanbase. Outside of those cartoons are generally for everyone because alienating a potential audience is asinine from a business standpoint.

>girl toons on prime time
>boy toons gone or buried for late night
>girl toys have dedicated aisles
>there are no toys just for boys in stores, only generics for all audiences

Not only are you talking out both sides of your mouth, contradicting yourself, you're also ignoring the obvious reality.
It's pretty profitable to pander to a self-important consumer class, and women are definitely the biggest portion of that audience in modern day. Why do you think outrage culture has any traction? It sure as fuck isn't men feeding that dumpster fire, but it's worth millions to news corps and they love it when buttons are as easy to push as it is with those people.

You think marketers haven't got this down to a science already? Pussy loves attention, and they get a lot of it. All they have to do is turn on the tele for their hourly bath of emotional reassurance or scream about not getting enough of it on social media to get a white knight pity party going. There's heaps of money in that.

>>I've never known their dad to be the type to instill women hating values.
>And you just went full tumblr
The fuck are you talking about. I just disagreed with OP.

'nids are cute though.

They also like Lizardmen.

I think there's a little petshop cartoon.

It's the blood.

And that's not a stupid joke about "that time of the month", it's the product of some not-so-insignificant big data research into what porn people like and why.

thishappened.jpg

>and picked Peach. They were all "WTF? Are you gay?"
>reaction to picking a cute girl you will have full control over
pretty sure they are gay

no it's the neckbiting ya goof

lizardmen are rad, can't blame them

Was this research, by chance, performed after the Twilight books became explosively popular among young, internet-browsing women?

Is it possible that this research's data was skewed by a massively popular media franchise aimed at the female demographic, in which an unrealistically attractive and powerful male obsessively pursues a 'relatable' everywoman?

Vampires have always been inherently sexual in nature, but I think it's more reasonable to assume that the women being researched saw some blood in porn and though "Wow just like Edward, so hot," rather than thinking women just "like blood."

>Wait until she gets older, she may not be able to handle talking penis yet
ftfy