ALRIGHT FAGGOTS

Alright.... If she is NOT in love with him, why the fuck is she then crying, huh?! Didn't think about that one, did ya?

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Is Rey supposed to be a virgin in this universe?

Is Kylo?

>If she is NOT in love with him
Are there actually people that believe this?

Why IS she crying all the time, though?

>Is Rey supposed to be a virgin in this universe?

Unkar Plutt would've taken care of that

>Kylo

He's a very wealthy dark side user, probably swimming in pussy

She's in lust with him.
If he turns to the light side she'll fall in love

>"They were filthy junk traders. Sold you off for drinking money. They're dead in a pauper's grave in the Jakku desert. You come from nothing. You're nothing. But not to me."

Does that sound like it's coming from someone who has had a lot of experience with women?

Didn't Johnson say he never kissed a girl before

No he said he probably did playing "spin the lightsaber" at Luke's jedi school.

Jedi can only be males tho

No, because he is being honest with her.

>Everyone and their mothers ship Reylo
>me, I am Enlightened. I ship Reluke
It's the breastfeeding fetish ship that keeps on giving.
Luke and Rey had hard lives. Let them find milkies comfort with each other. Kylo is just a little bitch who had an easy life but decided to angst the fuck out as a teen.

Rey will milk Kylo's titties

>all that sour milk

Because she wants this dick and she can't have it

She want his cock so bad...but if its true grills are interested to bad goyim then when its time to settle for family they want a good, responsible guy that cares about them.
So Kylo managed to conquer Rey's heart with his intimidating suit and "big red lightsaber" (actual quote) but if he want to force penis through her hymen...then he must turn to good goy. And she will be glad to give him every support he could possibly need . Its really true love.

Deep down, she wants to save her brother and can't bear to see him go down this path.

Mary Sues cry a lot. It to gain sympathy with the audience.
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>implying Rey isn't the Ultimate Black Hole Sue
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The Black Hole Sue: Her gravity is so great, she draws all the attention and causes other characters (and, often, reality itself) to bend and contort in order to accommodate her. Characters don't act naturally around her. They instead serve as plot enablers for her, with dialogue that only acts as set-ups for her response. She dominates every scene she is in, with most scenes without her serving only to give the characters a chance to "talk freely" about her. Most people don't oppose her and anybody who does will either realize their fault in doing so or just prove easy to overcome.
The very laws of the universe bend to accommodate her. If there's only one in a million chance she could succeed at something, she'll accomplish it with flying colors. If the logical outcome of the story would end in her failure, a Deus ex Machina will ensure her victory. Nothing is too implausible for her to accomplish, whether it be going from Rags to Royalty, killing an Eldritch Abomination, or bringing about world peace. Even the most disdainful and unmoving characters will be Easily Impressed with her. Is there some great deity of unimaginable power in the setting? Expect her to have them astounded by her abilities. If she is so inclined, she may do all that before sitting down to a breakfast consisting of the original story.

>Met him 3 times briefly over the span of a few days
>Chokes her, tries to mind rape then murder her
>Continues to bully her via forceskype the next day
>She falls in love

The writing is utter dogshit

You've never known a woman your entire life.

Or a guy. If a girl is a cruel bitch, most guy would try even harder to fuck her and would more likely develop love feels for her.
Human nature.

>i have no idea how love and attraction works between 2 people

You don't but writers do.