ITT: flawed masterpieces

ITT: flawed masterpieces

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It's honestly a good SW film when removing the social justice angle.

desu the artwork of this movie is pretty good, this and the actual design of the red and salt planet are the only two good things of the movie

remove all movie?

No, just parts of the casino planet.

10/10 bait, guaranteed (You)s teach me senpai

>hmmm...salt

I mean you just remove casino planet, remove the fact that she could have hyperspaced bombed the ship the whole time and why even use conventional weapons when you can just hypspace bomb everything. Remove luke dying for no reason, remove luke not being luke for the whole thing, remove non sensical leia force abilities that propel her through space(which most trained jedis wouldnt survive), remove the useless asian chick, fix snoke into being a liiitttttlleee more badass. few other bits and bobs but apart from that yeah I guess decent movie after you remove 50% of it.

Anything made by this guy.

*completly misunderstands source material in your path*

Not even close. The SJW angle is shit cherry on top of a shit movie.

How do they drop bombs in space?
How many people died because purple hair didnt tell anyone her plan?
How come nobody thought to hyperspace ram the death star?
Why doesn’t Kylo notice Hologram Luke holding the blue lightsaber?
Why does a pussy force projection kill Luke when Snoke can turn people to the dark side galaxies away?
Why didn’t the first order send out tons of tie fighters to wreak havok on the resistance ship when they knew they were down to like 4 x wings?

MUH TACTICS

Yh I suppose lord of the rings is fucking shit when they had no tax policy and the eagles could've just flown to mordor or Gandalf could've used his magic properly.

How long have you been watching film?

OP said “flawed” though

Yep each the worst part, some of these problems retroactively ruin the old starwars.
>How do they drop bombs in space?
>How come nobody thought to hyperspace ram the death star?
>Why didn't obiwan or yoda use force projection on Vader/emperor

these aren't real problems with the film just autistic nitpicking

After Earth

The ring would drive Gandalf to evil and the eagles have been joked about since its inception.
The fuck do taxes have to do with anything

>We're going to inject real world politics into our fictional medium but not stick to any semblance of real world tactics in our world building

Yup you can tell this schlock was written by women

its not autistic nitpicking its common sense.
As someone who doesn't love starwars even i noticed the lightspeed ram/bombs bullshit

Shit storytelling does not make a masterpiece of any kind

They dropped bombs with that remote to induce some force on the bomb. There was a whole scene where the asian chick had trouble using the remote to activate them and he gravity changed in the ship so she fell.

It's star wars turn your fucking brain off, why are all space battles on a 2D plane? Nobody cares you autistic manchildren it's a childrens movie the plot needs to move forward somehow. Why are the rebels still rebelling after so long they have no endgame just a cause to fight for once they 'win' they cannot rule or do anything

i really don't wanna defend tlj
>Why doesn’t Kylo notice Hologram Luke holding the blue lightsaber?
i forget the exact words but anger blinds you basically, he was too busy autisitcally screeching

It's a point GRRM made earlier because he's autistic and combs over every detail

>The only way to enjoy a shit movie is to turn your brain off and be a retard.
>Childrens movie even though a massive part of fanbase is adults
>remote unlocked bombs so they could fall nothing to do with force field

Not even that. The tax shit was a poor example but he was basically saying that Tolkien and him focused on different things.
Tolkien was telling an epic story so if he wanted a final fight between the forces of good and evil, he just had them meet somehwere and fight. Meanwhile, GRRM story focuses more on the little details so of he wanted a final fight he would spend 40 chapters showing you the logistics behind that final fight and how the "good" guys raised their army.
He was trying to say that they had different approaches to the same genre but he worded it so poorly that people thought he was shitting on Tolkien.

>>How come nobody thought to hyperspace ram the death star?
Fucking destroy whole star wars story, from RO to TFA

TLJ made me care for these new characters that TFA made me almost hate in their blandness. Can't wait where Kylo goes next desu

But if you remove Holdo's bullshit nothing in the movie has a reason to happen.

Is this a joke? What made you care for any one character on this trash?

ironically i wanted to see what direction finn would go.
But the two movies of playing comedic relief and a shit ending for TLJ killed my hope in this franchise.

more like the trash jedi

I like Kylo becoming his own master and distancing himself (and by extension SW) from the standard SW tropes.

Best movie of 2017 easely, critics won't lie

do you write for Mad Magazine? you should, cuz that was amazing!

>Dark Side asshole murders his master and usurps his position
Yeah, this it totally new and something no one ever did.

So, like 2 hours of the movie?

The only flaw of that movie was being shit

THIS MOVIE IS BETTER THAN TLJ!
IT'S UNNIRONICALLY A MASTERPIECE! BAYKINO!

So it begins. Contrarians are defending The Last Jedi.

>b-but muh other films!
This is really a beyond desperation defense

>posts image of Last Jedi
>flawed masterpiece

I defended it on release. The way its metanarrative and narrative parallel each other is poetic and kino.