What was the point of this character?

What was the point of this character?

Rey's father

to be the most interesting part of the movie

to bad he was gone in an instant

waste as much potential as possible. Rian is a genius in deliberate sabotage. Truly the best Star Wars fan

Del Toro makes any movie worth watching. Also this

He'll be back as a hero in the next movie, or at least, do something that will benefit the heroes.

Lando 2.0.

>he’s le ebin redpilled guy who knows everybody only does things for profit
>DJ
>Don’t Join
>his hat says Don’t Join
>as in don’t join in with all the elitist crap
>DO YOU GET IT?!? WE’RE SO GOOD AT SYMBOLISM YOU GUYS!!

Star Wars had always had a principle that the force guides the good guys and so when this guy comes along and messes that up it's meant to be epic deconstruction

he was a low key reminder that if you can always go watch way of the gun to get the foul taste of TLJ out of your mouth...

Rey's father was a junk trader.FYI

>lel war is grey XDDD
>i am so le enlightened
>even though one side of the war is a litterally monster who destroys planets and does not take prisoners and the other side is people trying to stop him from blowing up planets
>they le buy from the same people so they are equally evil

Shove a big name actor in

Lando 2.0, the entire flick is a bad rework of Empire.

No, it's the new Solo.
Lando was a new Solo back then.

But his stuttering was ridiculous
(like a lot of acting in this episode).

>Durr the rebels are evil cause they buy the SAME weapons as the first order
>even though they're fighting against an enemy that blew up trillions of people

Really makes you think.

There was that weird Justin Theroux cameo too

SPICS HERE GET YOUR SPICS HERE

The resistance could have snuck onto that planet, but this guy sold them out.
Basically, Finn, Poe, & Rose got everyone killed with their mission.

to make girls wet, idk

Phasma is dead, Finn needs a new enemy.

He was a watershed for the entire sequel trilogy, even Star Wars as a whole.

>Successful character living for himself with absolutely nothing to do with the galaxy spanning conflict
>Turns out the entire conflict and its generations of reiterations are really just excuses for a caste of people to sell weapons (toys)
>"They blow you up today, you blow them up tomorrow," understanding that the forces the First Order and Resistance can bring to bear are entirely controlled by plot contrivance, so who gives a fuck
>Cruses out of the movie having gotten exactly what he wanted with no interest in any of the dogmatic moralizing from either faction

Best character in the new trilogy because he's the only one who sees it for what it is. Stupid and disposable.

PHASMA IS NOT DEAD SHE WILL STILL HAVE HER EPIC MOMENT AT SOME POINT

>t. radical centrist

That might be true. She'll just lose an eye.

That's REVOLUTIONARY centrist, motherFUCKEEEER.

>shows up in New movie
>chasing finn
>trips over aliens shit and falls off cliff

>Shows up again
>Tense music plays as she approaches Finn
>This time with a lightsaber
>Slips on a banana peel and cuts her own head off
>Sad trombone plays as Finn shrugs

Of course Phasma's not dead. They made a point of showing how indestructible her armor was. She'll come back with an eye-patch for IX.

It will be lame as fuck, nonetheless.

Female chest armor with titties

Didn't she fall into a fiery pit? On a ship, that then shortly exploded?
Well, whatever, everything is possible after Leia Poppins.

lazy plot device to make the casino planet not pointless.

>having gotten exactly what he wanted
And that is unexpected. He should have been shot after he was no longer needed. Saves money and leaves no lose ends.

Same thing with Snoke - how did him and new order get that far if they don't know how to play this game?

You can't trust the white man, even the "ally."

>shows up to bad ass music
>gets farted on by Eopie
>finn lights match
>gets burnt up

Taking a dump on Star Wars morality.

To be honest, I bought these weapons myself

Adding more grey to the story, because they need to inject moral relativism everywhere.

Hi Benicio :3

>sells a shit ton of toys of her
>trailer builds up hype
>TFA comes out
>she is barely in the film and easily gets btfo
>into_the_trash_she _goes.jpg
>Producers: S-she'll come back in the next movie
>has less screen time in the next film
>gets jobbed by a janitor

>laughs at the end
commercial kino

Next movie will be helmed by JJ again, so obviously she's going to fall into the sarlacc pit.

>indestructible armor
nigger her helmet gets broken by a janitor swinging a baton.

you are grossly oversimplifying his point. in a war with consistent a major casualties on both sides, and where everyone has a price, why not just be the one selling?

Disney has dirt on him so he is forced to star in SW/Marvel flicks. He does it for free.

she got thrown into a trash compactor and then the entire planet she was on blew up in the first movie.

After Sicario 2, she flies a spaceship into a space wormhole, which lands him in Star Justice Wars universe and turn himself into a hacker.

they cant get brad pit

Truly I am not as intelligent as you

Less charismatic and memorable Lando.

>believing "sith"

Was. He left her, left the planet and became a criminal. Would make sense and be an effective plot twist for brainlets. He also might be Force sensitive and uses his undeveloped abilities for his criminal activities. Still no explaination on how he had the keycard. He might also had the advanced senses that made him wait in the cell for an oportunity.
BTW he is Obi Wans son.

More lies to feed Rey into the dark side.

Do we seriously need moral grey areas in Star Wars? There's 100 years of cinema that approaches this subject and does it infinitely better then Ryan did. Or, I guess the audiences are stupid and Disney thinks they need to educate the masses?

What happened to my simple space adventure escapism story?

If he could have escaped from the cell at anytime, why did he suddenly decide to escape when Finn and Rose appeared?

>Huuurr you darn rebels!!
>Don't fall down a dark shaft again Princess Shiny Heiny. *wink*

Why is it so hard to believe Kylo was good to Rey? I mean that nigga really seemed to want good things for her
Who wouldn't want an Empire? I would.

Because he's a bipolar crybaby who is always changing his mind.
Was he being good or evil?
I dunno, he was being Kylo because he sure turned on her right away when she said no.

To undermine some of the more ridiculous assumptions baked into the Star Wars setting.

>he sure turned on her right away when she said no

>"pls be my gf :)"
>"no"
>"fucking dumb roastie kys!"
he's literally /r9k/

Well he gets all mopey and angry, but you know damn well he'll be crawling on his knees back to Rey in the next movie.

Cunnilingus action yes pls

The arms dealers torture defenseless CGI cartoons for amusement, therefore FUCK WYPIPO FUCK DRUMPF

>implying Finn's enemy is not Kylo after he shat on Rey's honor