What would be a good substitute for a burnt Christmas dinner?

What would be a good substitute for a burnt Christmas dinner?

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Chinese food. They hate Christ.

Denny's

The Japanese have KFC as their traditional Christmas meal.

Since it's Christmas, can we have a fun sneed shitposting thread? Pleeeeeeease

What if you were to purchase fast food and pass it off as your own cooking?

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Well OP I've made it, despite your directions.

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>50 dollars for a couple bites of chicken and a small cake
thank god I'm not cuckanese

Since its sneedsmas can we suck and fuck? Pleeeeeease?

Anyone else ever fantasize about fucking a chubby little fat boy like this? Bend him over, ream his ass and pound his cheeks, watching the flesh ripple, all the while his little peen is growing hard and he's confused as to why?
I don't know. Merry Christmas everyone!

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>burning food
>burning food which is primarily cooked in the oven

I have never understood this, how hard is it to keep a check on the oven? You can smell when shit's burning

Is it that americans usually eat microwave food so on the one or two days of the year when they actually have to cook they're dumbfounded by the process?

no. please seek help.

Americans sometimes have important guests over whom they're overly eager to impress, the stress which means it's easy to forget about the cooking. This of course leads to spoiled meals and families opting for unhealthy fast food substitutes. Tragically, it has also been linked to house fires.

>kfc is both popular and a christmas tradition in japan
>not africa

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Is Japan really that expensive?

the only correct answer

what hapen when u microwave fire??

It was never a good meme past the original virgin walk image.

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best christmas movie ever

Get yourself a cheeky Nando’s bruv

that is the price of homogeneity you nazi faggots so desire

>I want to flood my country with rapefugees so we can all be poor together and things will get cheaper.
They are an island nation that has to import everything, it would be expensive regardless.

>I want 2 bites of chicken to cost 20 dollars because I hate niggers and kikes!
lmao
I used to be full of hate like you. Hope you grow out of it one day

>I like terrorist attacks, civil unrest,culture conflict and unemployment issues so I can buy shitty McDonald's for cheap.

What are you retards arguing about japan is very cheap

>doesn't know about 40 dollar watermelon squares

Thats because it's a novelty item you dumbfuck

>$50 for a bucket of chicken

not even africans are that dumb

hohoho

Now I have steamed hams

Is this the best Steamed Hams video?

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fuck knowyourmeme, they're a bunch of reddit Sup Forumsfag queer normie hybrid losers

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