Tonights episode of Samurai Jack is going to suck isnt it?

Tonights episode of Samurai Jack is going to suck isnt it?

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So much succ actually.

Love that Ashi confirmed for succing jack.

She gonna gargle 70 years of SEMEN.

No worries, it did.

r u a wizard?

There certainly was sucking involved.

it's gonna be like that old screenshot where user details what he'd do as a porn star with time-stopping abilities

Genndy?

It don't matter.

None of this matters.

OP you god damn prophet, fuck you

It was an 10/10 episode and no one can prove it otherwise without going full autism.

this

daughterfags, roneryfags, r9k, tumblr forever btfo

Nah, it was amazing.

Why are shipperfags so awful?

You like ecchi, don't you?

This whole season has been fucking trash, what the hell happened Genndy?

>never feeling the akwardness of love relationships in your life.

I can smell virginity miles away from you user. Go and get mad somewhere else.

Worst senpai
What a god damn asshole, teasing us with some great first three episodes and then tossing us this drivel.
Worst part is that Sup Forums is fucking eating it up like the morons they are.

>you can't critique my ship y-you virgin
You can repeat yourself as much as you like, but this shit is still forced, out of place, and lame as hell

Don't worry tumblr, I'm sure someone will hug you eventually

The animal assassins announcing they were going to kill Jack was pretty dumb.

like the morons WE are, user.

Or are you some faggety crossboarder

>plz don't be mean about my dumb romance you bully
Keep calling people who disagree with you tumblr, I'm sure it'll make them stop
My mistake I suppose.
I guess I'm the biggest fool for sticking around this trash heap, hopefully the finale satisfies me and I can finally leave.

>that pic

Looks like someone got turned down at the Sadie Hawkins dance one too many times.

>Or are you some faggety crossboarder
As if being a Sup Forums faggot is something to be proud of. I haven't watched TV in six goddamn years, I was hoping this new SJ season would be different but clearly it's the same as all the other half assed uninspired trash CN puts out. Western media is fucking dead and good riddance. Genndy is a hack.

What are you talking about? Its just like old sj. Yall got some issues.

I wish I was as willingly ignorant as you

The bootyblast is palpable

>sucking genndys cock this hard

Im just lookin at the art mostly. Also the origonal series was almost entirely episodic, long arcs were almost non existent, and lasted 2 episodes at most.

This kind of cancerous mindset is why it's hard to objectively discuss the show.

"Jack is going to get laid, so it's 10/10!"

Great for him. What about how Aku, the main villain, has had 10 minutes of screen time total over the span of eight episodes? What about those hallucinations of Jack's parents that haven't shown up since Episode 1? What about all of the ridiculous sexual humor that's been thrown in lately that throw off the feeling of the show that the first five episodes (and Episode 7) managed to hold onto pretty well?

I'm not even trying to be "not muh Jack" about this, but it's really frustrating when any criticism towards Season 5 is just strawmanned into "LEL HE'S ASSMAD ASHI IZ WEMUN".

FUCK YOU, GENNEDY SHOULD'VE FOLLOWED MY HEADCANNON TO THE LETTER, THE HACK

Yeah I agree with you on the art for sure, it's gorgeous.
I just find the developments of this final season incredibly dissapointing and could've gone in a much better direction
At least make a attempt at a falseflag, dumbass

succ hard indeed

Maby, but hay he got 12 episodes, that aint alot for a timeskip+conclusion. The only thing i can say is that maby some of the ashi segments could be shortend a shade. And sped up the process of jack getting his sword back. Also he should have kept the beard.

Not being episodic isn't an excuse. This is the most generic and cliched garbage I've ever seen. The plot sounds like something out of a 12 year old's fanfiction, oh right that's exactly what it is and that 12 year old is Genndy. He had a fucking DECADE to come up with an ending and what he gave us was a steaming pile of shit.

>Maby, but hay he got 12 episodes, that aint alot for a timeskip+conclusion
Would have been plenty if he didn't shoehorn in a unnecessary love story.

>12
Isn't it ten?

I'm fucking trembling. My shirt is stained with my tears as I've just spent the last half hour crying my eyes out. This was supposed to be the return of the Golden Age. This was supposed to a new generation of cartoons. This was almost literally like someone told me I was going to be a dad. My baby was going to be Samurai Jack.

And then the doctor, Genndy the fucking hack, slits the baby's throat right in front of me. Its fucking heartbreaking. I've cried so much right now that I can't even cry anymore. I'm all fucking dried up and instead of tears its just more pain.

I legitimately am terrified for my health right now.

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Oh relax you smug idiot, go post about how much you want jack to impregnate ashi

Is this original?

9/10 post

I know this is bait but I still think people were putting too much faith in a revival that was given only ten 22-minute episodes. It was meant to give Jack an ending, not revolutionize western cartoons.

Jack hasn't been hallucinating because he's not alone, doesn't feel hopeless and on the wrong track, and accepted his anger and misguided self

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