HOW THE FUCK DID HE DO IT?

HOW THE FUCK DID HE DO IT?

Seriously, I have not had sex in 9 days and its killing me

WTF

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KILL ME Now

haha i don't know man i mean me and my gf have sex all the time

Are you me?

Did you start a thread just to brag about how much sex you have

unthinkable!

I liked him in Lucky Number Slevin

t. virgin

was this movie written by a woman

was this movie written by a woman?

i cant go a week without barebacking filling some pussy

my cellphone has a like a thousand bitches contacts, i dont care if they just use me to get dinner or wathever as long as i smash that pussy

It's a shame that so few people have seen that movie. True kino

Uhhh

It is actually harder if you have a girlfriend. If you don't have one and just pick girls on tinder or happn you just follow your routine without the apps.

>I have not had sex in 9 days and its killing me
do you know where you are? sex once a year is a good average for me. the rest of time I fantasize about cannibalism and sending explosive ideas through the mail :DDDDDD

whatever happened to that girl in the movie?

she was also in knight's tale and she's cute as fuck

why no big career?

Didn't let Harvey give her the ole lickaroo

Haven't had sex since, Friday I'm gonna try and go until the end of each month next year as a part of my new years resolution. So I will only be fucking on the last day of the month that way, I can focus on other shit in my life and not just sex.

Sounds like your focus to have sex on a specific part of the month would be more of a distraction then just having sex when it happens

stop making these threads

this, good movie

she was in a few flops, then was appeared only in indie movies for a few years followed by a hiatus from acting.

Probably couldn't get back on the horse after that.

FUCK you might be right....FUUUUUUCKKKKK

I never got this meme. The bet included masturbation.

Also noteworthy for a male rape scene as a huge plot point that wouldn't fly anymore.

Maybe he was dating this girl. If I was with her I don't even think I could get it up lol.

>male rape scene

It's still gonna fly and sjw will praise the person who wrote it, it only gets shit on if its women remember user

if you'd paid attention the main difficulty Josh Hartnett had was avoiding having sex with women

Because a movie of someone sitting in his room having to hold back on opening PornHub wouldn't really work.

Also his main problem was becoming horny as fuck and his ex wanting to mess up his life or winning him back or something. Haven't seen this movie in years.

Haha oh g*d, no wonder the witches were so impatient!

I haven't had sex in 2 years, fuck off.

>Man gets raped
>Has to apologize

Only woman can be victims, or minority males but only when woman isnt involved.

its fucking hilarious though, mainly cos of his accent

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>9 days
Jesus christ, man, you must have crazy blue balls right now. How are you even coping? Your balls must be so full right now. I bet they're so big and swollen. Are they? How big are they right now? God, no sex in nine days. All that cum must be stored in your balls, and it must have been there since more than a week ago. What physical effect does that even have on your balls? Like how big are they? Can you feel them more when you walk around, like bouncing around in your underpants and filling them out? I didn't cum for three days once and my balls kept twitching. Is that happening to you? My balls are pretty empty at the moment because I just watched some porn videos earlier, but I wish they were as big as yours must be right now. I keep trying to make them as full as possible but I can't last more than a few days. Do you think it would be fun to compare your full balls to my empty balls? Or should we wait until both of our balls are full? Please tell me how big and full your balls are.
Thanks.