Episode Ix will adapt Yuuzhan Vong invasion

JJ is going to adapt the Yuuzhan Vong invasion. Get hype!

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vongposters need to fuck off permanently

All of EU books are trash written by people who couldn't sell real original SF&F novels
And read by people who wanted comforting mush because they couldn't handle the complexities of real SF

At this point I'm kinda expecting them to do an Office-style fly-on-the-wall web series about some of the managers on the Death Star.

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It won't but it would be better than what they have in store.

Daily reminder Canderous made first contact with the vong and Kreia predicted Palpatine preparing for the Vong invasion. Rebels fucked the galaxy over and Ithor was destroyed for the fiftieth time

yeah let's just make threads claiming random EU shit

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STOP! wasting your fucking time and life with stupid fucking theories, remember all the dumb Snoke theories? all the dumb Rey theories? all in the trash right now

Why didn't the Empire just build a Dyson Sphere?

JJs take on the story isn’t a complete adaptation as one would expect they are borrowing selective elements.

From what I was told it will involve an alien invasion from an outside species possibly not even the vong. But the idea is the same. In the sense that it will be revealed why the empire/First order keeps building Death Stars.

Ix will take place 15 years post last Jedi. Lea is dead the movie literally opens with her funeral.

Rey is a little older and wiser and has an apprentice so does ren.

Cos you'd still need a massive amount of internal gubbins to get the big laser working. And in a Dyson Sphere they'd only inhabit the inner surface, with this design they can really pack the expendable stormtroopers in there.

Isn't IX supposed to cap off a trilogy and not start something completely new?

It's Disney. They are going to milk Star Wars for every penny.

Just hyperspace ram them.

>introducing even more characters, main protagonists even, 3 movies in to a 3 movie trilogy

for what fucking purpose

this

fuck off with your fanfction

They should have adapted them in this movie instead, and center the movies around Ben Solo aka Jacen Solo rise from a hero to his fall to the dark side and ultimate defeat. Instead we get a reboot of the OT.

A new ennemy wouldn't work at the end of a trilogy.

Episode IX will have the First Order split in two between Kylo followers who want to find Rey and crush the last rebels and Hux followers who consider the job is already done and fuck Kylo, Snoke was the real supreme leader. Hux can even pretend Snoke isn't dead and use his hologram to take over.

Episode IX will be a huge civil war between the first order and battle scenes will be star destroyers against star destroyers with a Red/Black paintjob. The Resistance will be too small to have military capability but will go on infiltration missions to take down the leaders and show the galaxy they shouldn't fear the first order.

>hugo winners are actually shit
lel
stick to your hollywood """writers"""

>because they couldn't handle the complexities of real SF
Fellow Rick and Morty fan

reminder that the vong literally wore crabs as armor and that could stop lasers and lightsabres. the vong used 5 foot long snakes as weapons, and when you touched its dick it would get hard, and be able to block lightsabres, and touch its anus, it would flatten and become the sharpest edge ever. their space ships were living coral that ate rock and spit out lava at x-wings. the vong literally used a living creature as a tractor beam to pull a moon down on top of chewbacca.
the vong were garbage, there was nothing redemable about them. literally 1980s gijoe the movie rip offs, at least there nemessis enforcer was cool

Thats the first take I've heard that sounds like it could work. Could be kinda cool I guess.

That's retarded and you know it.

You are correct and it's really sad because the complexities of real sci fi are like tenth grade level stuff with few exceptions.
Some people never make it past grade five.