I'm in the mood for some samurai kinos. What are the most essential?

I'm in the mood for some samurai kinos. What are the most essential?

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The fuck is that? How would anyone allow this?

Yojimbo.

Harakiri

how about not opening your thread with bait

N-Nani?

lol

YELLOWED

the thing is they were talking about only a few hundred cases max at this point

RICED

Seven Samurai (1954)

I've been to Tokyo some years ago, and the amount of African men ruining everything up is staggering. It's just beginning, but you see them harassing people on the street. Crime is slowly going up. The politicians and the police are afraid of doing anything for fear of being perceived as racist.

The worse part is: these marriages are taking place between Africans and women who were raped by them, as they are too afraid to confess the truth to their parents - it is a VERY uptight society, where everything is for shows and people keep the appearances at all costs. So they know they can rape one, blackmail into marriage and get citizenship.

Damn, I thought Japan was immune to this with very strict immigration politics...

BTFO

Their emperor has no power

lil homi knows they won

Are you fucking serious? Where's the yakuza? Where are their right-wing groups with the fucking black buses and shit?

Samurai Rebellion and Kagemusha

Samurai Rebellion was kinda over the top B action tier

That's the one where he fights 50 guys at the end right? It was alright

The Hunted is kinda cool

Black cock and asian pussy were designed to go together

...

Seppuku too

What? Do you even speak Japanese? The black people don't run anything, they're hired thugs for Yakuza and equally disreputable people because they tend to be larger and more intimidating. They also tend to have a better grasp of English and come across as a more familiar face to people from the West, which lets them coerce people into going to gaijin clubs (where people get drugged and/or robbed) or various seedy establishments.

These "marriages" are not an observable phenomenon and there is no culture of rape victims being wed to some giant black guy. The only way they stay there is via dodgy work VISA's that they get through the Yakuza, or they just flat out squat there and receive cover from the Yakuza.

Source: I live in the country, spend all day having to listen to Japanese politicians ramble on about stupid shit or bitching about how Abe is going to be ousted by a woman while doing translation work.

It's a catch-22 situation. Their immigration is not as strict as any other country, it is just perceived to be so due to their resistance in integrating their society with western people.

However, there has always been a mentality of keeping appearances at all costs, and this is forbidding the politicians from acting up against illegal African immigration, not because of embracing SJW crap, but out of fear of being perceived as "evil" - and this is conflicting with their belief of segregation. The problem is still small compared to other European countries, but I wonder what they'll do when it grows.

If you don't believe me, hang around the streets of Shinjuku or Shibuya late at night and see for yourself.

Actually no
But I imagine that's what makes their experience extraordinarily pleasurable

Hai, boku wa nihongo o benkyoushita

>Japan
>other European countries
???

>watching too much anime porn

Probably a copy-paste from another race realist, close the borders, Europe is literally going to die shitposting thread.

HOW THE FUCK DID THE NIGGER EVEN END UP IN THERE

Oh, that's okay then, I love those threads.

Damn, what about other minorities/ppl of color
Do they get to ra- I mean, are they perceived the same way?

There are less than 10000 blacks in japan, not including us military personnel

Share source of their emperor's strict immigration stance?

Oh, wait, he's literally abdicating, so I doubt he cares at all.

KEK I KNOW

>there is no culture of rape victims being wed to some giant black guy

brb checking sadpanda

As a weeb, should I move there? Thinking of taking advantage of their scholarship to get a PhD in a few years. Really fucking hate it here in Europe.

Question is meant for you too

That's 10000 too many.

*RECORD SCRATCH*
*FREEZE FRAME*
>Yup, that's me. You may me wondering how I ended up in this situation.

So you be sayin' we wuz Tokugawa an shit?

>only 20 in the whole city
>they immediately complain
why aren't white women like this

kek
fucking nigger

Best Kobayashi movie with Kwaïdan imo

I wonder how it feels to know that literally everyone around you is judging you.

he wasn't a dumb frogposter

Yeah but they have that spartanesque multiplier, it doesn't take many of them to do whatever it is they do

Contrary to memes and wishful thinking of people on Sup Forums/other neckbeard hotspots, most people don't care as long as you aren't a gigantic fucking retard and make an effort to conduct yourself in a culturally acceptable way. The only ethnic groups/nationalities that get some sort of widespread shitflinging are the Chinese and Koreans, with the former being considered needlessly hostile towards Japan and the latter being seen as Japan's Canada.

>As a weeb

No, if you're going there to cruise arcades and try and buy retro games in Akihabara, just stick to visiting there. You won't have the gumption or the time to pursue childish shit like that while working 10 hour shifts constantly. Japan is a very orderly country, you have relatively few rules you need to adhere to but if you don't follow them you're toast. I have to deal with super obnoxious foreigners coming over and trying to live some weird anime fantasy, mostly when I get hired to do translation work for them (I've been contacted by a few Twitch streamers) but I'd rather die than have to translate low tier, autistic trash to Japanese people.

tl;dr: If you want a nice, organized country with mostly friendly people who only expect you to act like a normal adult (aka have a personality that with more of a breadth than "hates female comedians, mocks pop culture and likes [surface level hobby]) then head to Japan. If you just want to immerse yourself in weeby shit like anime and arcades, then just go on holiday there.

Try being not white for five whole minutes and find out.

WE WUZ SHOGUNS.

hahahahaha you can't even write hirigana or kanji

implying women is ever royal to their races

>The politicians and the police are afraid of doing anything for fear of being perceived as racist.

This is how I know you don't live in Japan

Really amazing how easy it is to trigger Sup Forums and /r9k/.

This, especially seeing their reactions. It's honestly fucking hilarious.
t. based black man

you're just realizing that. I don't know who gets triggered faster, Sup Forums or SJW.

>Where's the yakuza?
lol yaks are partly responsible for this you retard. they let nigs operate the lowly and dirty criminal rackets on their turf and then charge them protection fees.

don't forget that yak groups are overwhelmingly made up of ethnic koreans and burakumin. do you really thunk they give a shit about japan and patriotism and all that shit? LMFAO

Sounds like the place for me. Only problem is their work culture, but maybe I'll find a way around that. I'm moving to Asia no matter what, and not for weeb reasons. Worst case I end up in Chinkland

>10 hours is a ling shift
lol wut. this is the shit those pussies always complain about?

I'll give you a basic write up, since I'm relatively young but have done business in Korea, China and Japan.

Japan:

+ Very orderly.
+ People are friendly, salarymen will often say funny stuff to you and people in bars are usually interested in hearing about your country.
+ While work culture is difficult, everybody knows it is difficult and as such has methods of dealing with it. For example, if you work anywhere in an office, chances are it'll be mandatory for you to go drink with your boss which helps build camaraderie.
+ Once you get a handle on the language (avoid things like Radical Guides or meme methods like Memrise) it's pretty easy to learn stuff, vocabulary is easy and the grammar is very intuitive. Reading is the hardest part for most people but you learn that through repetition (download Anki and the Core2k to get a headstart).

- The work culture can still be quite soul crushing for people, if you're earning good money you will be working very long shifts (10 hour work shift + 2 hours with co-workers, followed by a rush to the train and if you miss it, you have to sleep on the ground somewhere or get a hotel).
- If you make yourself stand out too much, you will be ostracized by *everybody* in a social group. When people say that they avoid these things, it's only true once you're already integrated into a friend circle.
- The dating scene, if you're interested, isn't some fantasy land where Japanese women trip over themselves to gobble gaijin goo. Most girls are fairly conservative and the nature of the language (passivity and a lack of opposition) means you will find it hard to gauge feelings or intent until you've been there for a year or two.

The parents are going to commit sengoku. She will too once the niger leaves her like all nigers do

>Worst case I end up in Chinkland
You could end up in a indian cinema
youtube.com/watch?v=GScUT0NR2A0

kek. i remember that movie. i thought it was an action movie when i rented it. boy was i wrong.

africans aren't like amerimutt niggers, nigger

there're not any better if that's what you're getting at. I've had to work with straight from africa niggers before. they're all incompetent, stupid, cowardly and irresponsible with no exceptions. luckily they're less violence prone than your pavement apes. Honestly, I feel bad for them more than I dislike them.

China:

+ A lot more opportunities for work due to the sheer size of the country. If you speak English incredibly well, often without an accent, you can be hired by wealthy families to teach their children. When I lived in China I was making twice the national average full time salary just teaching young teenagers.
+ If you know Mandarin, you have so many opportunities it isn't even funny. You can work just about anywhere and the Chinese work system is great for foreigners, specifically due to the fact that most of your housing is paid for as part of your salary.
+ If you know the landscape of China and don't rock the boat, companies are loyal and will see you as an important asset. You will go to similar bonding events as the Japanese work place, but there is even less pressure on you to maintain an image. You will drink a *lot* of beer and if you can handle it, they'll love you.

- If you're a retard and say, publish or do something bad towards the government you will potentially die and will no doubt be kicked out.
- Certain provinces are practically 3rd World, you will want to shoot yourself in the head if you end up in some rice paddy land.
- Mandarin is markedly harder to learn than Japanese, every province has pretty distinct tone shifts and even different grammar.
- Navigating the political waters is impossible unless you research the country beforehand. Can you be pro-Taiwan, anti-Taiwan? Do you have to say Hong-Kongers suck? Did the Tibet Massacre even happen? What about the Uyghur? Are people from the South all bitchy and untrustworthy, are all the people from the North stuck up and elitist? Who knows, it'll change per person.
- Chinese currency is not worth SHIT, there is a limit to how much you can hold before the government starts taking sums of it. Buying property overseas is why British Columbia in Canada has 1 bedroom houses for $500,000.

Super helpful m8, thanks.

>there're not any better
But they are, how do you think the dude in OP's pic managed to pull that off? He clearly has a solid understanding of the language and is conforming to societal standards like a law-abiding citizen. Imagine being such a shriveled dick manlet that pictures like this intimidate and upset you.

Korea:

+ As my Japanese friend put it, Korea is "grown up Japan." If you like a very stable, quiet but still very friendly culture, Korea is the best in all those ways. It is pretty multicultural, you'll be accepted and treated kindly.
+ The English teaching programs there are second to none, Korean kids are an absolute joy to teach.
+ Japan is practically at your doorstep for you to visit.
+ The culture is a little more relaxed, clubbing and dancing are more "open" than Japan and the dating scene can be very fun.
+ Work culture is the most relaxed of the three countries, you'll go drinking with your bosses but there is very little expectation of you (especially as a foreigner). Little things like pouring drinks for your superiors are the only real things you need to know.
+ Korean, as a written language, was literally reformed so that illiterate farmers could learn it hundreds of years ago. The basic Korean alphabet is basic circles, lines and circle lines. The grammar is identical to Japanese and the sounds are easy to pronounce.

- It is a very vain culture, you are expected to dress well and the cutest girls (before cosmetic surgery) will expect you to be well-groomed, dressed and have no social faults.
- Girls have annoying verbal ticks, especially when they're speaking English.
- Korean girls will spend 90% of their time on the phone.
- Penetrating office jobs, or work beyond being an English teacher is harder than China and Japan by a long shot. Your language skills will need to be top notch and, if you have any ambitions of entering into a STEM field, you better pray you have as high of a GPA as you can achieve.
- Cost of living tends to spike every so often and apartments are small.

guy in the op is american for all you know

Imagine being autistic enough to write this fake shit.
I've been in Tokyo for 5 years and they regularly ask foreigners for immigration papers. Fuck around once and you're gone

>C-CHINKS ARE RACIST

Sup Forums cucked again.

I've actually been to Korea for like 6 months as a student. It was pretty cool, but more backward than I expected in terms of technology and infrastructure. Similar to Eastern Europe in some ways.

Anyway, thanks again for the write-up. Have you been to HK and/or Singapore by any chance?

Dude, I've been in Africa working for Engineers without borders stuff, if I could told you all the shit I saw. If you think Spics have a bad rep of being lazy, Africans are billion times worse. They don't work, you tell them something like 10 times, they might start doing some of it if you're looking at them, but the moment you look away they stop or trash everything (so they have to come to work tomorrow) or steal stuff. If you look at them again they do like they're working. It's infuriating.

Also the mothers completely ignore about the well being of their children unless a foreigner or a camera is around, I've seen them beat the crap out of them and take food out of their hands but the moment the realized us, caritas or other NGO are around they hug them and beg for food for their kids. The majority only have children because they get free food and help because they are going to take everything that is for the kid to themselves.

>inb4 cinical
I've been there for 5 months and it was the most depresing shit ever, I went there wanting to help and came here wanting to nuke half of Africa

I've seen less infuriating stuff in South America, really, there people (most of the time) acted like human beings

How many other black people are ITT laughing at polcucks triggered over non-whites getting married?
These kids are mad at literally everything

>Forgetting the basic
In China you will face lots of scams, is like a national sport to give less that what people paid for. In fact, there's a saying that translates to "If you don't pay much you deserve to get shit", so don't go for the cheaper stuff in China.

Also they yell a lot, are rude and won't have a problem telling you what they think about you in the most callous way possible.

Also they smoke like a chimney.

LOL you haven't spent 5 minutes in South America. I regularly see people selling their daughters to traffickers for bags of rice

I've been to Singapore, it has the same problem that Malaysia does: no middle class. The lack of a middle class makes penetrating and existing within it difficult, which is just about the highest expectation you can have as an expat until you hit your mid 40's/early 50's. Tech is pretty far behind in some aspects, you'll get a lot of older model TVs and computer parts of any worth are super expensive.

Singapore and Malaysia have a problem that can be succinctly explained as: "money is put into buildings and monuments, not people."

Hong Kong is fantastic for business, it's a little more elitist and strict than mainland China (government stuff ignored, of course) but it has very few drawbacks. I should also mention that smog is a legitimately big issue in China, more than people just meme'ing about it would make you think. Sometimes you won't be able to go to work because you will actually die if you go outside.

I figured excessive smoking was just an assumed knowledge for Asia, but yeah their smoking levels are disgusting. I never really got scammed in China, mostly because I'd go places with the girl I was involved with in Shanghai, so I didn't know about the scamming stuff.

Is this mostly in the rougher provinces, or is this something you'd see in Beijing, for example?

3 months actually. Not much, also I said "for the most part". Didn't see what you mentiong, but I don't doubt it exists, the communities we worked in were nice compared to those in Africa.

if you were starving, you would too

Jesus fuck, I knew smog was an issue but not to that fucking degree. That's why China is the lowest on my list - weird social customs are one thing, but fucking dying early due to toxic shit in the air is on another level.

Shanghai is great, coastal cities don't have a huge problem with it. China is moving to clean energy as we speak and the smog clears up depending on the season, but yeah it can be really, really bad.

I've been in Korea and Japan as well and didn't find as many smokers as in China, I spent less time though, no more than in Europe on average, I found women smoke less and men smoke more, so it balances out to what I faced in the parts of Europe I've been and in the two states of USA I've been.

T. Dude with allergy to smoking.

I think you're over-exaggerating the political tightness in China. If you publish a book shitting on the PRC, that's one thing. But for the most part, casual discussion even about the General Secretary, is fine.

They constantly meme about their heads of state. Pic related is Jiang Zemin and the caption reads 'dead sea floating frog'. This stuff is fine over there, even when it's widespread on their social media.
China isn't how it was in the '60s, things are a lot more open now. Don't talk shit about Mao, obviously, but any retard knows that.

somebody post the bathtub scene

>5毛 has been submitted to your wechat account

I hear it's a common thing in smaller stores, or street vendors. If you go to a lower tier city, then it's even more widespread.

If you're white, they think it's easy money (because it usually is) and will ramp up the cost.

By say, I mean if you made a statement in front of somebody important, on television or otherwise have it broadcast in some way. Obviously you won't get shot in the head for having a laugh with some friends about it.

>They constantly meme about their heads of state.
>Jiang Zemin

he was just ousted by the new "core leader", Xi (think: Mao -- full control of military -- literal Stalin).. so, anything goes with Zemin and, thus, is nor representational of chink political repression

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laogai

I was at their wedding. Jiro was serving $800 sushi. Drinks weren't allowed

kek

>Xi
>think: Mao
What has Xi done that puts him on par with Mao? I think it would be fairer to say Putin, especially because he's trying to remain in power for as long as possible

>so, anything goes with Zemin
Joking about the General Secretary would have been a big deal a few decades ago. Even Xi isn't someone that's mentioned through hushed tones like Mao. They call him 习大大 which isn't disrespectful, but it's hardly a proper title and sounds a little jokey

>Implying Africa is a single nation-state.

Please.

I'll take things that never happened for 500, Alex. But of course the retards here will swallow the bait.

why do white guys care so much about who Asian women choose to marry?

He is wrong by the way. Japanese is objectively harder to learn than Chinese, even if tones are a bitch.

>objectively harder
How so?

Oh my god. Korea, relaxed work culture? They fucking work harder than the Japanese, you illiterate shit. Stop posting bullshit and go back to translating manuals, token gaijin.