ITT: Movies that are actually really long commercials

ITT: Movies that are actually really long commercials.

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>BUY SILVER STORMTROOPER FOR $19.99
>BUY PORG PLUSHIE FOR $29.99
>BUY FAT CHINESE GIRL ACTION FIGURE FOR $15.99

We're in the money;
We're in the money;
We've got a lot of what it takes to get along!

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Nothing will ever be as blatant as this

Not even Krispy Kremey Power Rangers?

Every star wars film ever.

This pile of shit was just an Alcoholics Anonymous flyer, the only saving grace was John Goodman

>Reminder that they had to change The Matrix to be about people being used as batteries
>because american audiences were TOO RETARDED to understand the concept of a distributed neural network.
This is true. You fucking idiots can't even sci-fi properly because you're all morons.

how much did White Castle pay them

>"this isn't what I signed up for"

>reminder that none of your favorite films would even exist without American audiences
I'm Australian but even I can admit we have good movies because of American consumerism and Hollywood, your bias just makes you out to be ignorant

>actually really long commercials
as though no one knew it wasnt already

>ALL DA REAVES BROWN, YOU BUY COCA COLA NOW
Can't believe you guys memed me into watching this.

Quality post

I watched this and bought a boat. Fucking shills.

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Hollywood invented the braindead blockbuster. Movies you forget all about on the drive home.

I'm not grateful for anything they shit out, thankyou.

They claim they didn't but who knows. Apple claims the same thing but the reason they get so much use in TV shows and movies is they just give loads of Apple products for free to the production so they'll get used as props.

That makes much more sense than humans being used as batteries

how much do you think they got paid to change the story for that?

youtube.com/watch?v=8lgLYGBbDNs

youtube.com/watch?v=Inscky6EyQ8

>>Reminder that they had to change The Matrix to be about people being used as batteries
Maybe Morpheus is a brainlet, or he thinks Keanu is one.
The machines never say what they need the humans for.