Was Baywatch any good?

Was Baywatch any good?

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It was litty

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Body like a ironing board. I'll probably watch Baywatch high once it comes to Hulu or netflix

i heard you dont see any tits but you do see some cock

god i hate current year

that black cock is so close to her, she can feel it

whats that hand doing? I cant tell.

Pisskino

me on the right

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why did they get all these hot women and then cover them up in big swimsuits? the fuck?

Too many dick jokes.

You still jiggle

WHY?! WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO WITH THESE JEZEBELS? My one single wish is to be left to my own asexual devices, free from the thorned grip of perverse tempation, unclouded or swayed in my noble search for intellectual playthings of the mind, yet by your hand I am endlessly titillated by these vixens with their prodigious hips and provocative figures. Can I never satiate this thirst, will I ever know the touch of a woman and enter between her loins? Will these hands ever feel a woman's swaying weight in their open palms? Will I ever know a plump, ruby pair of lips perched betwixt my shoulder and my ear, whispering "I want you, I want you now" in that chocolatey croon I know so well from dreamtime? Will my seed ever drip from her moistened hole, indicating the completed unity of our unhinged sexual impulses?

Life is a constant hell. Day in and out the tired red eyes glaze in some attempt to shield me from these images. I am floating in the blistering heat of my id's vacuum, castrated and blinded by my wretched libido. No wonder I resent women so.

My fetishes spread out in all directions, my libidio only gets higher, I can only last longer with pleasure in more erogenous zones.

It feels like I am training for a war I'll never fight in.

i wish i was creative enough to type shit like this out

The FANS loved it

thas rite

I absolutely LOATHE Michael Bay but have to admit that Bad Boys 2 is an exploitation masterpiece. Point is that Bay is the ONLY person who should have Directed a full on hard core R-RATED Baywatch movie. This movie should have been wall-to-wall tits, ass pussy, blood and gore!!!FACT!!!

Yes it was.

It was funded and made by chinks for chinks. I for one rejoiced at how refreshing it was through and through
>blatant sexualization of everything
>fat jokes so many fat jokes
>dick jokes, big balls and erections
>zero homolust presented
>no nigger glorification
>wacky direction that's all over the place
>wholesome message of team work and unity

I'm sure this is the movie Dwayne will remember most fondly when he is forced to assume xe identity and polymarry black dog-person with human headmate!

Hey buddy you must've gotten the wrong board, /lit/ is two blocks down.

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Basically this. Michael Bay is the perfect man for a movie like Baywatch instead the soyboy who actually directed it. Sometimes I think that current producers don't want our money anymore.

Producers and director fucked the movie to the level than they removed all the scenes with Charlotte McKinney to insert more comedy scenes with the Rock and Zack Efron. Fucking retards!

michael bay DID direct some upscale victoria secret commercials.

buut im taking points away because pain and gain was a sun and muscle movie and it was just unbearable

Of course, having hot girls in the cast is considered sexism in (((current years))). In the other hand, we have a lot of scenes with the Rock and Zack Efron showing muscles, because hypocresy is a word which doesn't exist anymore in our feminism world.

felt more like a teens movie than baywatch, like a light superbad or eurotrip, it was ok-ish too much "self-aware" jokes tho, worth a watch but forgettable

Michael Bay's Victoria's Secret ads are pure kino.

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You get what you pay for obviously, but I unironically really liked this movie.

Jesus...

>having hot girls

Who? A fridge body 1? Fridge body that/tv gushes over? asian with a bony chest, or the random extras? it was embarrassing they tried to make Baywatch and couldn't even get close to the attractiveness of the girls in the show

Fuck you

Because showing hot girls in your movie about hot girls is sexist now.

I think Charlotte is very pretty. Would love to hold her hand and maybe kiss her.

What is it like to date a hot girl? Is it actually better than having an average gf?

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didnt like the first one

Hot girls and unbelievably boring. You need to be as shallow as them to get anythere with them.

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okey, which one of you fuckers raised Elliot Rodgers from the dead?

It was stupid and forgettable but the reviews were harsher than they should've been. It's essentially the perfect movie to half-watch when it's on TV.

Movie with The Rock
what did you expect?

Like you're unbelievably gay.

I dont know in either case

>he would rather watch some milky thot than the rock

They're boring. They don't need to do anything to get male attention so they just follow whatever's popular. I actually dated some, but whatever makes you feel better about your sad life.

Not having the fucking the Rock maybe?

>R rated Baywatch movie with terrible comedy and no bare tits
no, it was ass

>that camel toe

wewewewewewewewe

Masketta Man?

I would rather watch a fucking wall than this closed faggot.

If you want to see hot girls, just stay at home and watch porn.

undercover Putin?

I could also stay home and watch a better R rated comedy. there are dozens of things I can do that would be better then being lity and watching Baywatch

It's a really mess, there is no place for bimbo girls on tv or cinema anymore.

Begone thot!

why didnt you then?

The entire concept of bimbo girls is by definition a threat to feminism.

she looks like she fucks black guys

youtube.com/watch?v=q3Xosci4hQ0

The 90s were the peak of our civilization.

God, Daddario with a tan is making me dimonds.

thats two different chicks, but whatever

>black
>guys

Please, you're in Sup Forums, the correct word is nigger.

t. ultra virgin

Good taste.

You can see Daddario naked on a tv show like True Detective, but not on a R-Rated movie like Baywatch.

HNNNNNNNGG

Somebody really needs to cast her as succubus while she's still young.

t.virgin

Carmen has a really good face, but of all of those I think the last looks the best

Yeah, I mean, I'd understand if it was PG-13, but it was rated R. Not showing some titties was a fucking crime.

saved

Yeah its good and fun to watch but also bit disappointment because they could have delivered sooo many fap material in a movie like this...instead its a pretty standard family action-comedy.
Also the one piece bikinis are strangely not sexy at all.

You can see Charlotte in the trailer (1:58), but not in the movie.

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What a genius the guy who decided remove her scene.

Lmao. Is the Rock still pretending he's 6'5, because he's barelly taller than that black chick.

Probably a literal homosexual, so the Rock, I guess.

Well... he's still pretending he's hetero...

I agree on both points.
I'd like to see her star opposite Antje Traue in an Amazonia spin-off.

Whoever removed her scene is a faggot. That bikini is hot as fuck

This is a movie your normie friends will tell you to watch because they think its hilarious and has hot chicks.
It didnt know if it wanted to be a comedy, action movie, or skin flik. It didn't do any one of these things well.

Daddario and McKinney are hotter than all of those chicks

I'd like to see her in an R-rated Mel Gibson Christkino playing Lilith.

>mfw i wanted titty
>mfw i got litty instead

Agreed. Their tits are real, at least.

The funny thing is that (((they))) even used her during the promo, when she didn't appear in the movie because her scenes were removed. Pure (((Hollywwod))).

haha that's because you're a FAN, not a CRITIC

this

You got the same Daddario folder as me? You keep posting the Daddario I was going to post before I can.
I'll forgive you for teaching me where Lilithmon got her name from though.

Is another Sup Forums jewish conspiracy?

>1,96 m

TURBOKEK
Daddario is 1,73 (so her real height should be around 1,70 m) and that other chick it's probably 1,75. Is the real Rock around 1,80 m (5'11) ???

Why do americans always put negroes with white women in their movies?

the chick that played stephanie holden doesn't belong there. I knew it when I was a teenager and I know it now.

I'm a collector of quality Daddarios. I see you are man of taste as well.

1,96m my ass.

kek

hes around 6'1 ive met him irl

Vin Diesel is around 5'11 or less. Gadot is 5'10. So I'd say around 6'0 - 6'1.

After Baywatch, Yasmine Bleeth married the guy who owned the only titty bar in my home town (Jon Jon’s in Warren MI) and later, they both got busted for coke.