Did you get any Star Wars merch for christmas?

Did you get any Star Wars merch for christmas?

me on the right

i didn't get any presents. i got one christmas card from my neighbour though

No, because I’m not a mental 12 year old.
I got a pretty nice external hard drive, though

Still would

Nope, just a bottle of Red Label whiskey.

Got two Lego sets, the falcon millenium and BB8.

BB8 is pretty great!

I don't know why but the red lipstick, broadish build and blue hair just drive me crazy. I wanna pound the shit out of her.

No because I'm not a Disney employee.

the only merch i would ever buy related to SW is a working bb8 or r2d2 droid

>her

A Jyn Erso funko

Same.

I'm so sorry user

>oh god I wish that was me

Some moronic relatives got me a Star Wars shirt. It's 2 sizes too large and it's gay as hell. I never ever talk about Star Wars idk why they thought this would be appropriate.

Maybe because he/she saw you as a nerd

Prove otherwise, you fucking moron.

I believe the term is "swag."

I haven't worn graphic clothing since I was a middle schooler.

SWAg is free shit from conventions

I got a Stormtrooper glass tumbler which I thought was hilarious. I'm gonna try it out today.

to store all you anime, right?

>im not a mental 12 year old tho

>2017
>star wars
wut

What's a BB8. Big Black Eight-incher?

Is she famous or something i see her all the time in these star wars threads

not even gonna lie that is pretty neat

WHAT IS HER NAME

So this is the power of subliminal messaging

Don't act like a thirsty soyim; she's an ugly nu-nerd that's literally on the Mouse's payroll. Besides, look at all that makeup. Must take an hour and a jackhammer to remove it.

she looks like she fucks black guys

The last time I got some Star Wars stuff was 2007. Never merch though, never really cared for that. In 2007 it was some LEGO and a fancy book about the production of the OT.

>ONLY MANCHILDREN ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT STAR WARS