ITT we write Will Smith if he played Neo

ITT we write Will Smith if he played Neo

>So that's it huh? We in some kind of Matrix?

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constant will smith quips all throughout
>because will smith

at some point, he inevitable tells someone
"nah, naah" before correcting them in a cool, relatable will smith way

and "you think i give a damn about what you think?"

*smacks lips*
So u be sayin

midmovie getting jiggy with it dance break, with all the antagonist/s as backup dancers

Will Smith as Agent Smith
>dont let your lip react, you dont want to see my hand where my hip be at

yeah
so, let me get this straight...
yall want me to just *jump* off this here building?
naah, yall niggas must be crazy

so wait you're saying I'm going to learn Jujutsu and shit?

I like Matrix as it is and Keanu fits perfectly in it.

That being said, I think Will Smith would have been a great Neo as well.

It would of been mediocre, but still revolutionary.
Keanu Reeves was the hero we needed, but we didn't deserve it at the time.

AYO I KNOW KUNGFU AND SHIT DAWG

HHAHAHA WE WUZ HACKERS N SHIT LMAO HAHAHA

BEES.

>I KNOW KUNG FU!!!
>want more?
>HELL YEA! MORE OF DAT! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN BOUT

AYY CHECK DAT WHYTE BITCH ASS NIGGUH

WHAT YOU MEAN I CANT FUCK THESE BITCHES WHILE TIME FROZE DAWG?

Ahhhh nah you did not use that kung fu shit on me!!

>rapes Trinity

WELCOME TO ERF*

*(zion)

heyo, i be all up in them internetz and i be like slappin they ass and whaynot, my sistahs know what im saying. slappin they ass like african drums, sendin' messages. being like, ey, how ya doin' hows ya mamma?

cus matrixes and shit

>WHAO

>Man I don’t need no damn spoon. What they good for anyways, soup? You don’t see me eating no soup

That oracle was a stanky old woman. I can't trust shit she be saying, Trin.

ay, look here, aight. the way you gotta see it is like this... there aint no spoon. you see what im sayin?

>The Matrix released in 1999
>Getting Jiggy With It released in 1999
>All club scenes improve by 100%
>Based soundtrack confirmed

>M-morpheus?
>MY NIGGA
>WHAT'S GOOD
>YEAH SENPAI WHAT'S REALLY GOOD
>AYO HOL OP FA OH UP IN THIS BITCH

high trips
>the chosen one

>dodges the bullets in slow motion
“Y’all gonna get dirt on my new trench oat! Ayo!” *points finger* “This is Gucci! My wife got it for me for Christmas!”

HOLD UP! If someone busts a cap in yo ass in there, someone busts a cap in yo ass out here?

Welcome to Earf, Smith.

>sees the girl in red dress
GOT DAYUMMM

*WOOH*
AH YEAH MY NIGGA
*WOOH*
WE DOIN IT FOR REAL THIS TIME AY TRINITY
DONT FAIL ME NA GIRL
AW YEAH AHAA

Carlton as Mr.Smith
>Mr.Anderson!

>HOL UP LEMME GET A PIC OF THAT *whips out Nokia brick phone*

aight, now imma make yall sorry, jayden, get yo ass in here

*sees agent glitch in to another person*
aw hell nah

>so you saying we in a computer game? We talking like Street Fighter or something?

you got some white people viruse? hell naww, this is some white people bullshit or somethin

yo diz some GALAXY INVADAS type shiz

Criminally underrated post

>follow the white rabbit?
>nah nah last time we follow whitey dey be put us on boats nigga

The good guys dress in black remember that
Just in case we ever face to face and make contact
The title held by me, O N E

Means what you think you saw, you did not see
So don't blink what was there is now gone
I know kung fu and dodge bullets with Ray Bans on
Walk in shadow, move in silence

Guard against sentinel violence
But yo we do it like morpheus said
Go down the rabbit hole, the pill is red


WHOO

knowing how close that is to the original and how popular that song was, i feel sorry for the nineties

I'm sorry you couldn't get jiggy wit it, user. Good times in the Willenium.

alright, you asked for it
dont blame me when the nostalgia washes over you
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kek

Holy shit
1:15
we wuz kangz and everything

>Not "So that's it huh? We in some kind of The Matrix?"
You had one job

will smith in egyptian garb, this is highly memeable

Gold WE WUZ webm material during the whole video...

>*smacks matrix*

bruh..

>man you know I dont do computers

>a new meme has appeared!
dont forget the michael jackson/eddie Murphy egyptian video from way back

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>Implying the club scenes weren't good on their own

He would have been good in the Matrix, he was just coming off Independence Day and Enemy of the State. Keeanu and Will were both the same kind of actors who had come from lighthearted, silly routes and were emerging action stars. You could switch them up and the movie would have been the same.

>goes to the source to meet the architect
"SHIIIIIIIET, ALWAYS THE GODDAMN WHITE DEVIL GOTTA BE THE MAIN NIGGA YO. MUTHFUCKIN NON-MELANATED ASS CRACKAS CREATED THE DAYUM MATRIX AS ANOTHER WHIP CRACKIN' SLAVE SYSTEM 4 MY AFRICAN BRUTHAZ AND SISTAZ"

WAIT TILL MY MAIN NIGGA M to the Orpheus BE HEARIN' BOUT DIS SHIT."

Matrix rap song at the end credits.

its hard to imagine will smith in the role, keanu was more blank and "everyman" reacting to crazy situations, will smith is less humble perhaps, more the center of attention

action heroes like him are always in movies made to cast him in ridiculously positive light, like cruise or willis, to further their brand, keanu is a little less so

this.
was.
epic.

rikky rikky red pill blue pill, check out the kung fu skill, wikky wikky going for the kill

reminder will smith was never about this and refused to say bad words in any of his music.

>The Matrix Reloaded Party in Zion

>Morpheus starts giving his speech, warning all of Zion of the coming machines
>Neo and his Unplugged Crip Nigga Crew roll the fuck in ma nigga
>This song starts playing
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>Will Smith interrupts Morpheus when he starts rapping:
"You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub'
Look, mami, I got the X if you into takin' drugs
I'm into havin' sex, I ain't into makin' love
So come give me a hug if you're into gettin' rubbed"

0:40
ciga cigar, right from cuba cubar
just bite it, its for the look, i dont light it

didnt even smoke cigars, because wholesome family values image

>SO YOU BE TRYIN TO TELL ME *smacks lips* I CAN DODGE BULLETZ AND SHIET?

>cigar, from embargoed cuba.
>its for the look, i dont light it
but...why?

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No. You're wrong. Will Smith would have made The Matrix awful. Neo would have been completely different.

I can honestly say Keanu Reeves was the most perfect actor in existence to play Neo.

He is the perfect symbolic portrayal of exactly the kind of Mr. Anderson who would eventually become Neo.

Any doubt about this? Just look at picture related, and try and imagine Will Smith during this scene instead.

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This.

this is true, but roles are written for actors, there is some small chance they would have retooled it for a more popular actor like will smith to come on, because studios

>yfw Jayden is turning 20 soon
>yfw he was born in 1998

perhaps, although i'm sure the wachowski's were given complete control over this film.

I think it was kind of one of those "gifts" production companies give to directors whose previous film (in this case, "Bound" iirc) were box office successes.

I doubt their creation of Neo as a character would have strayed far from what he is. Especially considering how much of their own personalities are reflected in the characterization and world of The Matrix series.

>that swagger and look on his face

holy shit that picture is fucking gold
The Matrix would have been a comedic laughing stock if Will Smith was Neo.

actually, that trailer is so well done that it has convinced me that although it would have been a much lesser film, The Matrix would still be a pretty decent sci-fi movie. Not as bad a flick. But not as good as cinema or even film. Or the K I N O which the actual "The Matrix" is.

Just a solid, watchable film.

irobot was a success though, even though its currently worthless as a movie

>tfw it's 2017
>tfw you're nearly 30
>tfw the matrix came out 18 years ago
>tfw the website WhatIsTheMatrix.com is no longer active, and went down like 8 years ago.

yeah, kind of how I imagine The Matrix would have turned out (as in my post above yours).

Now that you've mentioned it, I also think I, Robot would have been a much better film with someone other than Will Smith as the leading actor.

>tfw the website WhatIsTheMatrix.com is no longer active, and went down like 8 years ago.
whaaaat
i thought they would sustain it in perpetuity till we were all genuine oldfags
i actually went to this website

>YFW you were born in the wrong timeline so you will never ever hear Will Smith's end credit scene rap for Da Matrix...

I regarded him as East-Asian in Bill & Ted, but European in Matrix. I didn't even realize it's the same actor.
Astounding what a hairstyle can do.

Could they make Will Smith look like an Indian, if they straightened his hair?

stop it stop it stop it, i wanna get off of this rapetrain/merry-go-round/simulation

yeah, here's the landing page. pretty fucking depressing.

>www.harrypotter.com

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As funny as this concept is this is actually the best casting for neo will can pull it so easily

>Can't the Matrix matrix me up some chicken or some shit what the fuck is this shit Morph? Can I call you Morph?

yeah, that reads in will smiths voice in my head

>Agents shoot at them
AYO DIS SHIT AIN NO PAC MAAAAAN

"What? Are you saying there is weed out there, that is tasty AND tastes like chicken? You ain't no mouse, but a rat holding out on me!
HA HA HA, This guy, THIS GUY" *jumps up and pulls a move, then freezes up and looks around confused with the silence* "Oh I see what you did there, getting me all worked up about no nothing. Well you know what, from now on you ain't mouse to me anymore, you're cracker, not because you are white, but because THAT is the sound You'll be making if you EVER pull such shit again."

especially when you consider Zion and most of it's inhabitants appeared to be black. I feel like they wrote the original story with Will in mind, but then later wrote Neo specifically for Keanu.

The final verdict: The original Matrix probably wouldn't be as good, but Reloaded and Revolutions would have been unironically better with Will in them.

i think the wachowskis said the sequels were intentionally made with as many black people as white people

>I think Will Smith would have been a great Neo as well.
You are wrong.

>"nigga i know deez chicken wangz ain't be real n shit. I know that when I eat this shit, muthfucka the Matrix be telling ma brain that it be juicy and delicious n shit. After nine years, you know what I realize bruh? Bix nood nigga, fuck tha real world I be needin' my chicken, weed, and pussy, nah mean?