18 year old virgins

>18 year old virgins
lol what a wacky idea, what will hollywood think of next?

hookers aren't worth the risk
just buy a sex doll or something if you're that desperate
there are also thousands of sluts hungry for dick online, you can try finding one horny enough to fuck you

Just remember that"lurk moar" isn't just a Sup Forums rule. It's the best advice you can use for hookers online

haha what if they made a sequel that was even more unbelievable, like... the 25 year-old virgin! ahaha

Fuck off, thats some anime tier unbelivable shit right there.

>hookers aren't worth the risk
What risk lol?

LOL I'm glad that Loser Movies made a comeback. They're the funniest shit. Too bad they aren't convincing though. Who the hell is a virgin at the age of 18?

>tfw 27yo touchless virgin

Reporting in, I kissed the first time in 2015 and never touched a girl again.

>18
haha can you imagine dudes?

>kissed the first time in 2015

wew bro underage not allowed LMAOOOOOOOOO

Millionaires, if you can find the right Arab.

>18 year old virgin girl
>AHAHAHA I CANT BELIEVE HOW ITS POSSIBLE LOL
Current state western civilization

Hehe, not so much into fantasy.

>tfw 129 year old Wraith

HISSSSSSSS

If a girl is above the age of 16 she isn't a virgin. The laws of physics do not allow it.

>The 20 Year Old Girl Who Has Only Had Sex With Seven Men

H-hey.. does the male hymen grow bkac?
Asking for a fren.

>12 year old actress virgins

Haha. Anyone not losing their virginity by 14, how outrageous.

this is the train of thought that literally compels people to fuck as soon as humanely possible for the sake of getting it over with
it's a dog chasing its own fucking tail

>16yo girl who never fucked two black guys at the same time
imagine the shock

I've fucked dozens of hookers and Asian spa girls and never caught anything.

Haha can you imagine being a virgin past the age of 18?

Kek’d

Any actual wizards in the house?

Hahahaha just imagine!

the virgin fetus,unborn virgin are all great ideas tbqh

The lead actress is a qt and has done a bunch of softcore. Her name's Olivia Alaina May.

>He didn't lose his virginity at 12

What a bunch of fucking losers

Its such a bizarre concept you might as well make it a cartoon.

my diiiickkk

Kino pussy desu.

Quick census: Why do you think you cannot attract a woman? Why do you think you cannot get laid?

extreme self-loathing/hatred and maybe some meme mental illness? idk

>t. 27KV

INTERLINKED

Regardless of whatever people answer. The true answer is that they don't try enough. It's a frequency game... if you don't play, you can't win.

crippling self doubt

In a box

Follow up question: What do you think caused your disability/problem? Do you think you're responsible for it, or do you think a poor societal expectation is to blame?

>What do you think caused your disability/problem?
probably a multitude of variables
>Do you think you're responsible for it, or do you think a poor societal expectation is to blame?
it is unirionically 100% my fault

I probably could, but I'm a grown man with a job and I go from home to work then back again and don't spend any time socializing with other adults.

Very much this. If you're a guy and you're waiting for girls to ask you out, you're in for a long wait. You have to make the first move. Not a social butterfly? No problem. Try online dating. OKCupid in particular is practically geared towards autists.

I don't want a roastie, they're annoying and I'm okay with being a virgin.

how does one go about this

girls do not actually exist.

This was my attitude in my youth. It lead to some great times and some cringeworthy moments.
The reality is that it's actually just confidence and trust in reading the "right" signals.

This desu

Well you're WRONG

The real reason you cant get a woman is you're either very unconfident, very ugly, or very overweight, pick which one and fix it.

LETS GO!

my gf was virgin at 20
my sister was virgin until 22 and my cousin at 23

i live in small cozy town tho, nto some degenerate shitfest

I am manlet dicklet jawlet autist with asymmetric as fuck face. I don't have any interests since my whole life since 14 was Sup Forums. I'm 21 now, mind you. I'm a skinnyfat blob with chronic joint disease which means that I can't just bee myself and go to the gym.
I was raised by single mother. My parents divorced when I was 2. I never had a girlfriend. I'm not a social person, I only have 5-6 people I hang out with every ~2 weeks. I never had a real friend.
Happy now?

This is your civilization on Jews.

this

i have a friend who hits on every single female he can find when we are out during weekends.
90% of the times it doesnt work, but he gets a pass when he finds some drunk slut which are not that rare during weekends

>Missing the joke

I'm none of that, I just don't want a roastie.
no thanks, I don't need a nagging annoying roastie in my life. can't really find a reason why I would need one.

>but muh sex
ever heard of Onaholes you neanderthal? they're the japanese answer to annoying roasties, artificial pussys designed with japanese laser precision to please the cock in the most efficient way possible.
basically the cunt minus all the other annoying shit a roastie brings to the table, also cheap.

receding hairline/odd (wouldn't say ugly) face coupled with low self esteem because i was recklessly bullied for a lisp I had when I entered highschool. I was a chad in primary school.

i am retarded when i talk to people

>my sister was virgin until 22 and my cousin at 23
What sort of hick family knows this about each other? And then calls everyone else degenerates?
Fucking kek

>he thinks a small piece of silicone can compare to the feeling of fucking a living, breathing, warm body
Dumb frogposter.

>put the onahole warmer into onahole before using it
problem solved
the onahole is superior to the IRL cunt fleshtunnel no matter what you think you brainlet.

>yes goy don't confide personal information with your nuclear family, that's what (((social media))) is for

You could only make a film with this title in sub Saharan Africa, the middle east, or the USA. In the rest of the world women aren't used up by the end of their teens.

no he's right wtf is wrong with you?

its a small town, if you are not complete autist who doesn't have friends or talk to anyone you know who hangs out with who etc..

>This is what Eurosmells actually believe

YEAH MAN JUST BE CONFIDENT BRO CHICKS DIG THAT MAN

>your only options are sharing the date you lose your v card with your family or sharing it with social media
>there's no option to keep it to yourself what with it being private and personal
imagine being this fucking stupid

I'm saving myself for marriage unlike all you degenerates

>the onahole is superior to the IRL cunt fleshtunnel
How could you even possibly know that, permavirgin?

Is this a meme or something?

It's not like anyone wants it this way. Aside from actual rape, no one is forcing women to have sex so young, and the ones that do have sex at a young age (consensually) are considered less desirable than the ones who have waited.

At least that is the view from the men's aisle. If getting laid as a girl is the same "rite of passage" b.s. that guys go through, it would behoove moms to explain this to their daughters to not feel pressured and to wait it out. Unlikely that this will ever happen though.

its simple logic, the onahole was from the ground up designed to please every square inch of the dick, the IRL vagina was not.
that said I don't really need a roastie, but I can understand that more simple people could fall into that trap by sheer social pressure or because they get lured in. normalfags are cattle after all.

Jesus, look at these answers, only responded with "looks" being the matter, you can't be that delusional, Sup Forums can't be that bluepilled wtf? they elected trump, call the jews for ruling the world but can't understand the one single truth about attraction? Or can't accept

Imagine being so weird about sex that you don't talk about it with those close to you.

>imagine being an americuck
Right?

>thats his best comeback
lmao

>being bootyblasted about getting called out on your 3rd worldness
kek

Do they make onholes that bite your ear and moan really softly as you slide into them?

after a certain age its pointless to try
gave up years ago

I hate people with a passion. I go to school, work, and buy groceries. The rest of my time is spent outdoors, which hasn't been ruined by people yet. I also like movies, so I come here sometimes.

I'm American tho. Literally yesterday my mom found a condom in my coat and teased me about it a Christmas dinner with the rest of the family.

>getting herpes infected saliva all over your face
why would I want this?
the onahole is clean from all bacteria, no STDs EVER for me.

> and moan really softly as you slide into them?
just put on some porn or some shit and use headphones, problem solved you can listen to whatever you want that way so superior to the real shitty thing.

Why? You will never find a woman who does the same. Even most nuns are former whores nowadays.

>lost my virginity at 19 to a fuck buddy I had at 19
>Now 27 and only other time I had sex was a year ago with a call girl
>Actually had multiple offers but always fucked it up being drunk

Women don't want to be with guys who are reserved and end up pushing them away. When I finally found someone who was interested in me, I was terrified by the thought of talking to her on the phone and all it did was make things worse. It's easy to go full /r9k/ and blame women for being shallow cunts but it's harder to admit that its nobody's fault but mine.

>you're either very unconfident
this one and you can't fix it.
I also don't know how to act in public anymore

go back to r9k you incel freak

>"muh confidence" niggers outside of reddit

>Congratulations Senors!

nice shithole you live in

they exists

>people losing their virginity younger than 18 is degenerate
>but talking about losing your virginity with your sister is a-ok
that's some nice cognitive dissonance you've got going on

get drunk and pretend to be confident
keep doing it for years until you're not pretending anymore
>inb4 "I don't drink"

>tfw hot older sister offered you to take your virginity and you declined the offer

That's just doublethink, cognitive dissonance is when the person holding two opposing beliefs actually gets stressed out by that

>doubling down
lmao

obese, broke and balding.

>tfw lost my virginity at 16 but never had sex again since
>I'm now 32

I was on my way to normie town but everything went wrong.

>talking with your family about personal things is the same as fucking around

You're a retard

What does pusy smell like? Asking for my 38 yo friend.

In the Middle East or SEA (and western men who marry girls from there are the lowest form of subhuman), maybe. But you will never find a "pure Christian qt", not even in "based Eastern Europe", and definitely not in any western country.

What were your respective ages when this happened