1,088 days until Avatar 2

>1,088 days until Avatar 2

You can’t keep this up

you can do this

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>Hiya Jim, ha ha! Your Avatar 2 script does have a quip every 4 pages, right? Don't forget who really runs the show now, ha ha!

Formerly 1,089 days until Avatar 2

I SUMMON ABATAP!

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I literally don't remember a single scene from Avatar.

Merry Christmas

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>88 days until 1,000 days until Avatar 2
>89 days until 999 days until Avatar 2

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are you a real person?

Merry Christmas and a happy new year!

merry christmas user

JC movies have always had humor. Why would Disney try to change his style, it obviously works.

Of course, it’s a different post each day.

I’d be more worried about Disney deciding he needs to rush his movies or release them early.

Brainlet

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isn't it useless to wait for avatar 2? Zeitgeist will find a way to destroy the silly adventure along the lines of

blue Zoe best Zoe

I remember the scene where the Native American/Native African stand-in defeats the white imperialist stand-in. Probably my favorite part.

>tfw in all probability AT LEAST one person itt will be dead before then

Let’s hope

well they're techically huge for humans.

>tfw no blue tall small titted ayy gf

If I don’t survive until Avatar 2 I swear to god I will kill myself

Her breasts are huge compared to humans

you're late!

something seems odd here

>tfw late for my post

na'vi are lying when they say size doesnt matter.

a caring na'vi gf would cheer you up!

Epic and based thread

I'm going to marry a Navi!

>swn force herself on me

He already skipped a day.

which one?

no poster hasn't

>X days until Dances With Wolves in Space 2

You inspire me not to kill myself. Please keep going.

Neytiri... in arms to protect what she loves?

reconsider

YES he did

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>1452 days until Avatar 3

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JC still has creative control. Also his movies have always had quips anyway so yeah...not gonna change anything.

I heard Kate Winselt will be in the next one. Do you think she will play a thicc mommy smurfette?

it's confirmed she'll play a na'vi called Ronal or something

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can't wait

I want to kiss Neytiris tummy!

Neytiri is so unbelievably cute

this

GIVE US THE DOCUMENTS FARFOUR

Jamie James jame jam ja j camerooooooon™

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Reddit is down the hall and to the left

Your lies will not demoralize poster, he will keep this up until release day

trips of truth

Pocahontas didn't have a sequel.
What the fuck is he gonna rip off now?

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it had, and Cameron isn't going to rip off anything

What? Are you implying based Cameron is shit? MODS

Will Abatap make his triumphant return?

you won't keep this up, you can't

So supposedly Stephen Lang (Colonel Quaritch) is returning? And he's gonna be the main antagonist? Or something??
????????????????

but he's fucking dead?

>this low gravity'll make you SOFT

I remember cringing hard at the heavily ham-fisted anti-capitalistic message and "unobtanium". I still don't know how he does it. If anyone else attempted to make movie that "in 90% consists of CGI and is pretty much Pocahontas in space" would fail miserably. Based Cameron simply did it again.

Eywa revived him, why is he still evil? Who knows, Eywa works in mysterious ways
AKA he fucked Eywa in the afterlife and she brought him back

Do you think he'll be in a Na'Vi body

maybe, that'll be a lot more versatile than a human body, but he doesn't like na'vi so it would be ironic that he'd become one. Of course Eywa works in mysterious ways