I'm confused... Do we actually love this piece of garbage now?

I'm confused... Do we actually love this piece of garbage now?

Better than the 8th

No. It's the prequels that are certified kino now.

No, we're just thankful that it wasn't as bad as The Last Jedi

No? TLJ is better in every way. I even like the shitty casino subplot.

does anyone have the "fuck these fucking books lmao" one?

I’m sorry but I just think that’s so wrong.

No where near Phantom menace, attack of the clones and revenge of the sith? Those movies are horrendous. Not just by Star Wars standards, but they really are just horribly acted, horribly written messes. You can not compare Last Jedi and Force Awakens to them, it’s a different league. I think you’re looking at things with heavy nostalgia googles

The prequels were always kino for enlightened anons, user

Lol NOTHING could make those movies good

No, this is still shit.

The only revisionism going on is idiots claiming the prequels were good but the prequels are still pure garbage.

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no but someone should make a "why are you burning the EU yoda"

"read them have you? page turners they were not"

one

Just got back from seeing it, I really liked it.

Don't care if a bunch of pussies on this board liked it or not.

The Force Awakens was worse than The Last Jedi

im very confused ... reddit seems not to have liked it!! so i guess that means we should like it :)

TLJ > TFA to me
I blame JJ for this shit, he created Snoke without knowing wtf he is and clearly only made Luke a hermit so he didn't have to include him in TFA & there was NEVER going to be a good explanation for his absence that isn't stupid or OOC

No. Everything bar the original three movies is garbage.

This is an eternal truth, ask no more.

but the force is female

Fuck, no that casino subplot was the worst waste of time, 30 minute bitching about capitalism

Relative to VIII - sure, it's wonderful

No. Fuck no. It completely destroyed the franchise by nulifying the OT and rehashing A New Hope. It's better than TLJ, but that's not saying much.

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>I rely on Sup Forums to tell me how to think or what to like

stop
you can't force a meme if it isn't funny in the slightest
Remember the smug baseball guy? Exactly

>Episode I - The Phantom Kino
>Episode II - Attack of the Kino
>Episode III - Revenge of the Kino

This triggers RLM drones

Yes, because the next one came out. I guarantee when Episode 9 comes out the "8 wasn't that bad actually" threads will start to make episode 9 look worse than it is

but the force is female

>Episode II - Attack of the Kino

its not for us anymore user

holy shit kek

TFA is a mediocre rehash, but I'll at least credit it for being a brisk, functional story which doesn't outstay its welcome, and has a distinct structure with unfolding developments from beginning to end.

TLJ is a bloated, incoherent 2 1/2 chase scene with no developments, just lots of scenes of people dying, people being stupid and causing more people to die, and some asshole called Jake Skywalker feeling sorry for himself. There's no conflict, no meaning, no wisdom, no catharsis. It's boring. It's shit.

LMAO. I haven’t seen this level of shilling since the presidential debates

2 1/2 hour*

>This triggers the pleb

Without the casino and Laura Dern, this would have been a solid SW movie

If you start grading the Disney SW films on a grading curve, then yeah it it's not all that bad. Sad as that shit is.

tfa is the attempt to pass a remake as a bona fide sequel. it is 0/10 and so is TLJ

The last remnants of the rebel fleet are fleeing from the evil cyl...first order. This was laughable bad and I'm 100% certain that Galactica inspired them.

no, but we have retards here who liked this `piece of shit because they trough TLJ would solve the mistery box

> pleb
> RottenTomatoes
Sure thing, brainlet

I don't know man. Make your own decisions or something.

Personally liked force awakens more. The last jedi seemed more like a spin off movie or something.

The infighting, the hyperspace escapes, the incremental fleet casualties, the fuel debates... You can even tie the casino planet to '70s BSG. Someone at Disney/Lucasfilm *really* wanted to make a BSG movie but used the Star Wars brand to do it.

>that list

>grace park will never give you a rimjob

no it is absolutely shit. all nu-wars are absolutely shit.

Never.
We just hate 8 more.