How do you faggots feel now that he has GF and you don't

How do you faggots feel now that he has GF and you don't

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I'm glad, unlike me, he's actually a great person and deserves a gf and much more.

i cry

Except he gained a gf through plot power. It was entirely occasional and there's nothing to be proud about that.

Anyone can gain a gf with plot power.

This is what the Sup Forumsntrarian accusers don't get. We're HAPPY for Jack, we just think Ashi is a shit character (and also that this season has many, many other problems besides her).

Gonna feel good when she gets killed

Gravity Falls got more seasons under Aku's rule?

I feel pity for him. Woman is monkey in disguise.

I've already accepted that someone like me will never have gf, not speaking about being loved by her, so I'm neutral. Wish for more fight scenes and salty tears.

I don't care, because it's fiction and isn't even representative of how real relationships work.

but he doesn't have a gf user, he doesn't exist.

No shit, retard. He's designed to be a "great person" i.e., moralfag.

>jealous of damaged goods.
I'm fine.

Irl, all of us are extras, just characters made for the sole purpose of backgrounds not being empty.

Feels like she's going to die.

Me too. I'm glad for him, that he has someone to... and....

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm glad you can agree.

>kiss
>bed
>almost ejaculate
>"foooooolish samuraiiii, It was me all along!"
>sudoku

Will Sup Forums forgive Ashi if she ends up in the fridge to make Jack an unstoppable Aku killing machine and returns to the past?

>last episode was a metaphori for secks
>mfw I just realized that the "weapon" that jack didn't know how to use and was embarassed by was another metaphori for his penis
>mfw ashi uses it too
>Mfw jack finally is able to use it

...

link?

Probably not.

It took him a cancellation, a 15 year wait that was 50 years show-time, more near-deaths then Evil Knievel, and multiple poisonings of himself and Ashi.
I think I'm doing ok where I am.

Bored

Every extra can be the main character of a different work. Look at Star Wars.

oh now i get it

I honestly thought it was just to show that Jack has such a awkward boner for Ashi he wasn't willing to admit to not having listened properly to the holo file.

Yes, user.

An awkward VIRGIN boner. The holo file is an allegory for him knowing what his boner is for, but not how to use it.

but I'm married to a normie

I think you're making stuff up.

Ashi is growing on me, honestly. I mean shit, Jack could have done a hell of a lot worse than her.

He's only now getting into Gravity Falls? I've been into it for a while.

Not really.

oh shit my dude youre right

and the weapon finally shooting n they moaning for like 10 seconds deep breaths after n the long kiss youre fucking right

I feel pretty good. And all the people sperging about it just makes it more satisfying.

It bothers me that they forced sloppy romance solely for Genndy's self insertion. Depending on how they handle it the whole rest of the season may go to shit, which is a huge disappointment given how good it had been and how long it had been awaited.

10 episodes.

10 episodes of shit?

Or is this that meme where 220 minutes (longer than a typical movie) isn't enough to tell a story?

Good for Jack. He needed to get laid.

This. Also I'm sick of fandom wars we have on Sup Forums now. It seems lately every fucking thread on every fucking board is "HHAHA I DONT HAVE YOUR OPINION ON SOMETHING HAHA TAKE THAT!"

>kills all of Ashi's sister
>still gits the F U C C

Isn't Jack technically 70?

not the same user but clearly that whole bit with finding out how to kill the monster, the weapon, the nude Ashi, etc are metaphors for sex

Nah, that sounds stupid.

You dirty basterd

>Mfw i missed this episode because i was out on a date.

>gf
it was clearly a father/daughter kiss you autistoids. I had a friend whose dad kissed her like that all the time and if you went out and spent time with real people you would know that as well

What was the metaphor for the cats then?
Was it just that Jack was surrounded by pussy?

I've had some bad dating experiences the past couple years(so I'm intenionally going through a dry spell), so I'm just glad to see someone being successful.

I didn't see her in the next episode PV
>he fucked her and dashed
the madman

Surprised me how no woman hoped on his cock, I mean being known as the badass who dares go against Aku and succeed many times is an automatic panty wetter. Jack should have milions possibly billions of fangirls human and nonhuman. Not to mention hes handsome since no female gives you a negative reaction looking at his face.

>the thing that happens in 90% of the stories I read / watch

thats a good question, something about riding a camel?

Mentally hes still in his early 20s, he doesnt have that old dude thinking process at all.

I'm in the same position as Jack though.

I'm happy for him, just worried that it won't end well. It'd break my stunted heart to see these two not get a happy ending that they've earned a hundred times over at this point. I mean, for Chrissake, let them have happiness.

you're not too far off. in the episode where he gets a new pair of sandals the mechanic's daughters were swooning.

She's pretty attractive so I can't blame him

Hi faggots,

My name is Jack and I hate every single one of you. All of you are very troubled, indoctrinated, fools who spend every second of their day sperging out about shipping in cartoons. You are all of the suffering and devastation that is Aku. Honestly, has not one of you ever fought on the side of righteousness? I mean, I understand it’s fun getting angry because your own self-insert is getting laid, but you take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than shaggyposting or calling Genndy a hack.
Don’t choose this path, just leave here now to fight another day. I’m pretty much the most feared warrior on the planet. I was the star pupil of a thousand masters, and the wielder of a weapon forged by the very gods themselves. What disciplines do you commit yourselves to other than “yell at Jashifags for liking Season 5.” How much longer can you keep this up?
Calligraphy scroll Related: It’s me and my bitch.

Yeah, this is exactly how I feel, thank you for wording it so elegantly.

It's nice that Jack can get some happiness after untold years of suffering but I was really into the idea of the mentor relationship. Just interests me more than them banging and that could be enough happiness for Jack too, he could fug someone besides Ashi.

But in the end the show does what it wants and I can't be too unhappy with where it's going. I thought the way the suicide samurai was resolved as being much more disappointing than Jack/Ashi anyway.

But I don't understand people who are like "You're just butthurt because you want Jack to be a virgin like you," perma virgins love shit like this because they identify with the guy so a win for Jack is like a win for them. They're probably the people who were most pleased by Jack and Ashi hurling each others tongues into their mouths. Logic here is stupid.

Happy for him.

Damn, a blast from the past, that was great user. Thank you so much

Yeah, the 'weapon' was Jack's penis, and the 'initiation sequence' was getting it in. Jack can't figure it out but doesn't want to admit it. Eventually he has to, and Ashi offers to try. This doesn't really work any better. By the point they actually figure it out, they're so worked up from the heavy petting that the sex lasts all of 5 seconds.

t. Sigmund Freud

You don't actually believe the self insert gag, do you? Genndy is happily married, and has been before Jack.

Saved pic for my collection.

bait.

Makes more sense as a trying to get the condom on joke.

Pretty dissapointed honeslty, not every character should have a shoe horned romance interest through their arc, after the fact sure, but as a plot device it's just shit.

Can you IMAGINE if they had Leia help Luke while he was fighting Vader? Or if Meryl was right there when Solid Snake was fighting Liquid? What in the otherworldy shit were they thinking?

sounds like a personal problem then

Maybe you just can't see the faults because you like it so much

The handsome part is infinitely more important than the badass part, you should have put it first.

Source: life experience

But I have one ! We watched the episode together.

You don't like ashi as a character, I like ashi as a character.
difference of opinion mang

I don't like it =/= bad
I like it =/= good

The story just might be shit and you are deluded, or maybe it's amazing and I just hate it. In reality it's probably somewhere in between.

BEHOLD, THE TRUE FACE OF Sup Forums

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hence: sounds like a personal problem

What is it with Happas

truly our guy

WTF Sup Forums HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ONE OF US.
NOW HE'S SAMURAI CHAD AND HAVE A FUCKING STACY!!

THANK YOU GENNDY YOU HACK!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

>basically 75 years old
>is only just now getting a kiss for the first time
>is a cartoon character

Yep, my manhood is threatened. How will I ever recover? BTFO.

>friends and I watching the new episode Sunday morning
>I'd already seen the livestream and participated in the sticky thread the night before
>grinning like an idiot as the ending comes up
>kiss happens
>we all just start cracking up, sides in orbit
>friend yells out "OH SHIT HE'S FINALLY GETTING LAID"

we were all pretty happy with it

damn dude Jack's already a 70 year old virgin you don't gotta roast him this bad

no...this cant be happening! im in charge here!

>Sigmund Freud
You mean Sigmund Fraud? He was a coked up crazy asshole who has been mostly discredited. He may have been brilliant, but his crazy coke fueled psyche made up for that in spades

>jack goes on nofap for 50 years
>gets a gf

the answer is clear

>not a the superior jungian

guess who also has a gf

youtube.com/watch?v=0ibP53q57ZE

If it's a "difference of opinion" for you, why is it a "personal problem" for us? You got frustrated that people who don't like your waifu for good reasons exist?

Goddamn hypocrite.

Now that you mention it, why didn't Leia have any meaningful scenes with Vader? She was his daughter.

No girls like men who have criminal records more than dudes with nice faces.

I literally finished ranting about how foolish Freudian psychology is, Frasier poster. What is reading comprehension?

Meh, I like Ashi alright. Enough to actually care for her when she inevitably dies. She has an interesting backstory, a personality of her own, her own character arc and complements Jack perfectly. I dare say is is an objectively good character.

If you have a handsome enough face literally nothing else matters. You could be an unironic autist and girls would literally try to rape you, not even joking here.

You'd be shocked at how different girls behave from the stereotypes when they find a guy REALLY good-looking.

Because Vader being their father was an after thought.

Jack is everybody's self-insert. That's kind of the nature of a heroic protagonist.

That would imply I'm a decent, honorable, good person.

I did not see that coming.

You left out the part where you all partake in a faggot orgy

The worst traits of both races combined.

>He hates Jashi
>He has no friends to watch comfy cartoons with

laughing at you right now my dude

cuz she's a bloodthirsty honey badger and hurts everyone's feelings