User disagrees with me

>user disagrees with me
reply with
>not him but...

>Losing an argument

>Respond to my own post with a shit argument so I can refute that and win

>make a typo
>close tab

>try a bit too hard to make a funny post
>some guy tells me my post was really unfunny
>get a bit teary eyed and close the thread

>posting on Sup Forums

how you people are so insecure even on an anonymous forum is beyond me

You can literally just cheack post to poster count to call them out on their bullshit.

>want to get a word in regarding an argument that i see
>just post as if i was the original guy and dont aknowledge that i am som random taking over the debate

Not him but I do this too

>argue with namefag
>use his name to shitpost because he’s too dumb to use a tripcode.

Best way to get them filtered.

>type in reply
>close window without sending it
Every time

>make a typo
>rare moment of bravery where i let myself slide and realize nobody's gonna fixate on a small fucking typo that doesn't confuse the point of my post anyway
>someone not only points out the typo but adds that it's too late for me to delete the evidence since they screencapped it

i'm pretty sure they were just being playful but in my paranoia i proof-read my posts thrice from then on before sending it and even after that i still need to re-read it while bracing myself for the need to delete

>think of something funny to post
>start typing but can't do it right because english isn't my main language
>close navegador

>type "can" instead of "can't"
>get 50x more (you)s than normal

I have done this with Uridon, that fucking faggot.

Maybe during the proofing process you could add some fucking punctuation

That doesn't work on active threads.

...shit

People who post citrus shouldn't be bullied!

>pretend to be a brainlet from Sup Forums to bait r*dditors and leftards into replying
>stomp their arguments into the dust and other Sup Forumslacks join in too

>call a poster a loser weeb virgin to invalidate his argument
>i'm actually a loser weeb virgin too

>two anons arguing
>start quoting them pretending to be one or another

classic

>have a good thread going
>some redditor interupts and ruins it by unironically saying "haha this is the most epic thread ever xD"

ids fixed this on fullcuckchan

>make funny typo
>leave it in and submit it

now this is kinoposting

>unironically voice a retarded opinion
>user gives me the benefit of the doubt and assumes i'm baiting

yes, however some of your puppers are cool, dont look under the bed tonight for you

> Proofreads posts
> No punctuation
> No caps
sreencapped btw

>pretend to be an autistic virgin
>actually in bed spooning gf and phoneposting

This.
Also "this is going on r4chan", even ironically. Fuck off

>make non porn thread on Sup Forums
no replies
>make porn thread on Sup Forums
shit ton of replies but banned
you just can't win

people on imageboards are sophists just wanting to argue for aguing

Socrates already said you are a bunch of faggots 3 thousands years ago, you were always btfo

>user refutes your post
>call him autistic and win

i don't charge money for arguing tho you fucking cocksucker

>see this thread
>read all the posts
>think of a witty reply
>post this instead
>seek validation

t. soyboy

>he does it for free

>being this assblasted that you have to create a new thread and try to justify yourself because you lost some shitty argument

Last thing a man needs stroking is his ego but here you go

>losing argument
>quickly get moms phone and post a racistish reply to my latest post
>start calling the mom post Sup Forums

>nigger

You couldn't cuz your arguments are shit.

t. nigger

>reply to some insecure anons unfunny post saying it really made me laugh
>make a post a few minutes later saying i misquoted

>haven't seen the movie
>talk about in a thread

I fucking love these threads.

You fucking rock sometimes Sup Forums

>don't see a movie
>watch the redlettermedia review of that movie
>adopt their opinion as my own and use it to post in Sup Forums

>Make a post that I realize was too mean spirited or lewd
>delete it
>it still appears on the archives

>phonepost
>switch between IP addresses to bump my threads and trick anons into thinking I'm different people so they can't call me a samefag

Sup Forums in a shellnut

Sooo.... How do you guys function in real world?

never speak to people i don't know already

>time intervals for my replies are longer
>other guy is a fucking loser

Le most epic thread ever !

>find one of my cringeworthy posts in the archive
>turn off the computer and pace around the room until i cool down

>debating shit head
>shit head is so cripplingly dense you give up
>2nd user comes in and takes your side and BTFO of the shit head

its a rare feel but its one of the best

>argue tirelessly against user
>after a while, no replies
>I WIN!

>Have not seen any of the big movies that came out in last +5 years
>Still shit on every single one of them on tv when they came out

Context?

You do realize that in the intellectual circles, that guy has a made a cuckold out of you.

>pretend

This tbqh

>go to /r9k/
>find a thread with >3 replies
>enter thread
>pretend to be OP and reply with pure autistic replies in a faux fit of rage
>do this for 30 minutes or more
>crash thread while everyone calls OP a massive aspie
>I was never OP

I think the virgin part and the autistic part may be different for you user

Yeah because the free market has spoken

>Go into thread
>Leave bait post
>Close the thread without returning knowing there are probably 5-10 people replying with multiple-paragraph-long posts I will never read

delete this you chubby-chaser fuck

>Have not seen any of the big movies that came out in last +5 years
>Still shill for every single one of them on tv when they come out

>bait user with playing obviously the retard
>it works

>get moms phone
>type in Sup Forums
>it autofills a BLACKED thread on /gif/

this but unironically

>Start argument using opinion I don't even hold
>Tons of replies
>Say "I see where you're coming from but I disagree"
>They start apologizing

Yes it does.

How

>2 anons fighting
>Pretend to be the one I disagree with and pretend to be retarded to make his side look bad

Fuck that gay shit lmao

>arguing
>other user makes point I can't refute
>make a huge post as if it were my first post in the thread using all the best points made by myself and the person I was arguing with plus some other posters and then quote myself and the user I was arguing with saying "these anons makes some good points but..."

replace mobies with vidya and anime and im in

this

Me on /his/:
>search for holocaust threads
>quote all the guys denying it
>call them bitches
>leave
>check up on the thread a day or two later
Success.

>pretend to be retarded to hurt one side
>half a dozen retards agree with (You) and no one points out your fallacies
Sup Forums's redditization is complete

>accidentally post a reply to a wrong thread
>close browser and dont visit Sup Forums for a week

anyone else?

>tfw every thread topic i have i know will result in a 3 day ban

i like on topic funposting yet i can never do

funposting =/= shitposting

shitposting is stuff liked blacked or that dog who's taking a poop

funposting is something like sneed or posting a titcow on Sup Forums and a poem about wanting to suck her big tits

>going on /his/ at all
might as well make a reddit account at that point

yes
>have multiple anime threads open on Sup Forums
>accidentally post screenshot of moe anime I am watching in /lit/ thread
>close /lit/ tab
>do not visit /lit/ for a month

...

Just because you enjoy it doesn't make it not shitposting. It's still garbage.

>ebery threed i make get me bann for 3 day

lol. what did you post that was so cringeworthy?

i only ever pace or look out the window when i post something i think is brilliant/someone offers a benevolent (You). with my fuck-ups i just immediately tab out and do something else to take my insecure mind off

>dad is drunk and yelling at my mom
>i start posting really mean spirited replies on here because i'm in a horrible mood and have no other way to vent

This happened so many times on Sup Forums that I got depressed and stopped visiting. I'm a lot more positive now and I don't miss it at all.

accidently post in wrong board

get insto banned for offtopic ( ._.)

>i only ever pace or look out the window when i post something i think is brilliant
are you 14 years old?

>driving home, have a really good idea for thread
>come home, get comfy and post it, can't wait to come back to a bunch of (You's)
>make a meal, eat then go back on comp
>like 2 replies, both of them low effort and not engaging

>shitposting is that dog who's taking a poop
say that to my dog not online and see what happens

>active discussion
>hurr durr x poster in this thread
>user chimes in and says
>implying youre only allowed to only post once in a thread
t-thanks user, i owe you one...

To be fair I've never been to reddit, can't for the life of me figure out how it works. It's a shame since so much discussion seems to go on there. But I'm happy here. It does the trick.

fuck

>bla bla bla your bla bla
reply to yourself
>it's "you're" you fucking double nigger
>close tab