We need a muscular, well known former wrestler who has good acting range

>We need a muscular, well known former wrestler who has good acting range
Get me the Rock
>We can't afford him on our pathetic budget because we blew it all on cheap CGI
Well then get me the talentless cheap piece of shit equivalent!

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nobody can take the rock seriously. He would not fit in BR2049 at all

Who is this poor man's The Rock?

inb4 we need a shitty thread but can't pay the OP to post it I gotchu senpai

Big Dave is a better actor than Dwaynetty.

He looks like a fucking giant with the tiny glasses and tree trunk neck

Batista is underrated

He actually looked like someone specifically engineered for space construction work.

The Rock looks even more like that, and he can actually act.

He's overrated. He plays a joke character in 2 capeshit movies and has a cameo in Bladerunner yet some fag keeps spamming him

>Batistabot working in a protein farm and leaving humanity behind
Was he making scoops?

>and has a cameo in Bladerunner

Someone didn't watch the short

The Rock

Honestly, Dwayne Johnson is even more typecast than Bautista. He had more range before he started juicing, but now unless he's playing "muscular samoan action man" he can't do anything.

i think that's the point my man. he's trying to blend in as something he obviously is not

>he can act

Dave Bautista was perfect casting for this roll. He had just the right kind of "off" look to him reminiscent of the guy with the underbite from the original blade runner but he's also got a tender quality to him. The rock would have been terrible.

He's a big guy

Go to bed, Dwayne. Stop being jelly that Dave gets to star in kino.

>good acting range
>he can actually act

THE FUCK?

Bautista actually did a great job in 2049.

Sorry, OP. Nobody but you feels this way.

>He had more range before he started juicing
>before he started juicing
>before

user. When exactly do you think the rock started juicing? Because I'm afraid you're probably off by a few decades.

>who has good acting range
>the rock
heh got me op have a you

>The Rock
>Acting
WHAT YEAR IS IT?

YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>Give me The Rock
>But we actually want this movie to be good
>Say no more

Shut the fuck update, Dwayne

He was great.

Has Bautista even done anything even remotely comparable to The Rock? Blade Runner cameo lmao?

>Remembering hearing every thump in your bones at the kinoplex

>Shut the fuck update

Batista actually has more acting range than Dwayne. He's the real deal, Rock is just a walking typecast.

Spoken like true robot.

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Dwayne is more charismatatic and fun to watchZ

>he can actually act

How did he fuck him up so easy?
He is literally a mountain

>inb4 don't give me the shit that K was much newer replicant version

between these dumb threads and the jumanji vs. disney threads, i'm beginning to think the rock is paying people to shill here, which is even more pathetic than getting butthurt about critics shitting on baywatch.

dwayne is like schwarzzenegger or stalone
they all crumble in a real movie thats not about punching people to pulp
its a fucking shame and shouldnt be called acting

because he had a gun

had my doubts but was impressed by Batista desu, albeit he had a short part

Except he's not fucking well known. Most people have ONLY seen him in guardians movies. And a shit ton of people that watched this hasn't watch the guardians movies.

You are retarded.

Watch his short it's decent as well.

This.

He shot him only when he overpowered him and inspected his eye.

Bautista is the thinking man's the rock

Had a Batista poster in my room when I was a kid, good to see him doing well these days

he is new arnold thats it

Except Arnold was in a few kinos

nigga looks like the roaches from terra formars

Implying Jumanji 2 isn't kino.

Batista is a better actor than Rock, faggot.

should have gotten Nikolai Valuev, he's actually a pretty alright actor

I know you have a raging boner for the rock since you make this shit for brains thread every goddamn day, but other than raising his eyebrow, he has no range whatsoever.

K is a newer model

Sapper whatever let himself die to protect the replicant baby.

>he has no range whatsoever.

Watch Ballers or Pain & Gain then. He out-acts Bautista on a non stop basis.

the revolution leader lady later says that Batista let himself be killed

K was much newer replicant version

what is copland?

Based Pianna Poster!

Guardians of the galaxy?

>Watch Ballers or Pain & Gain then.
I watched Pain and Gain, the point still stands. You're clearly a homosexual who can't contain his lust for wrestlers, kill yourself.

>I watched Pain and Gain

Sure you did. It’s okay Dave, not every wrestler turned actor can be as talented as The Rock.

Look at this jabroni, every movie would become instant litty with the rock

>the Rock doesn't have range

youtube.com/watch?v=Tdg7_tv3ea8

>portraying a bad actor
>range

>We need a muscular, well known former wrestler with charisma and the ability to draw dimes
>Say no more, sir!

he was literally perfect for this tiny little role. fuck off.

>he can actually act
Trying to make raising your eyebrow into a meme (as if Roger Moore didn't already own that) and looking like you're perpetually peeing out kidney stones is not acting.

Nice try

ding ding diddly based senpai

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>we need Brad Pitt but without the charisma, talent or range, needs to have a wonky face and catter to the reddit crowd. We also need the movie to flop hard
>say no more

Only bad things can come from a movie being financially successful.

>not " we need a shitty thread but can't afford straight male to post it I gotchu senpai"
ya blew it, god damn it!