DUDE LET'S MAKE A PORNO EXCEPT PUT ACTUAL ACTORS LMAO
I can't believe people appreciate this pretentious bullshit
DUDE LET'S MAKE A PORNO EXCEPT PUT ACTUAL ACTORS LMAO
Liam Brown
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Blake Myers
>Dafoe getting off on screen
Is-is it fully explicit?
Will I get to see him cum on/in someone?
Adam Russell
watch the antichrist
its actually good not like this piece of garbage
and yes defoe cums there altho its a bit bloody because his balls get smashed by a wieghtplate
Alexander Richardson
>nymph()maniac
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impossible to fabricate
Julian Cruz
Its a shit movie about a roastie taken in by a 60 year old asexual virgin who tries to rape her at the end of the movie ao she shoots him. Nevermind that she rapes two men, abandons her 3 year old son to have sex, intices married men to cheat on their wives and so on. Shitty movie and lars von trier is a euroshlock hack
Thomas Long
pretty fucking lars von tired of his shitty movies desu
Luis Thompson
You're too much of a brainlet to appreciate it.
(Seriously though it's just a fucked up lady telling her history of sexual misconducts, filmed very nicely, what's so hard to appreciate here)
James Clark
>SEVEN MINUTES
Tyler Hernandez
None of what you said makes it a shitty movie, it seems you hated it because it offended you as an incel.
Chase Bell
Blue is the Warmest Colour is a masterpiece you cheapjack
speak poorly of it and you and I will come to blows
Colton Barnes
spotted a hurt mouth breather
But seriously, was it some kind of artistic chose for Adele to be a disgusting pig in every close up in the movie?
Anthony Thomas
I was actually surprised how good the movie was.
Jace Ward
t. Used up roastie who relates to joe on an emotional level
Brandon Smith
Both the lead actress spoke poorly about how they were handled
Jeremiah Parker
Heehee. Das a good one.
Nolan Flores
it's not that I didn't fap to it but I still don't get the ""message""
Caleb Hill
seems like a decent movie.. what's so wrong about it?
Ian Wilson
what? there is remarkably little sex in it. did you only watch trailers and those promo pics?
Lincoln Carter
von trier is a hack
Daniel Powell
Le mentally ill Sup Forumsyear-old face
Joseph Reed
>forget about love
I bet the Jews did this.
David Johnson
lars best comedy
Dominic Butler
why are they all white?
Benjamin Moore
fuck it's hard being a nymphomaniac and ugly at the same time
Hunter Hernandez
She tries to get blacked but the men argue about who gets which hole so nothing comes of it.
Samuel James
fibonacci sequence
Angel Carter
>mfw von Trier is still proving to be one of the best plebfilters
Daniel Watson
youtube.com
who was in the wrong here?
Jose Watson
the chapter with Uma was amazing.
Carter Robinson
Yes lol
Cameron Russell
Porncore ratings:
>Showgirls
>Shame
>Love
>Nymphomaniac
>Blue is the Warmest Color
Jaxson Davis
Latin Lover is top pornkino
Aaron Young
>Expecting anything else from France
Dominic Gonzalez
>Lars Von Trier
>french
Caleb Jenkins
weeeew
Latin Lover is classic stay up late and watch with the volume on 3 kino
Christian Flores
>Nymphomaniac was an international co-production of Denmark, Belgium, France, and Germany.
Eli Clark
i see someone has been watching too much of the epic dogfucker critic
Parker Clark
>its a janitot fucks the directors girlfriend and blames it on someone else episode
Oh alejandro you scamp
Dominic Jenkins
She gets blacked though or is that a deleted scene?
Daniel Mitchell
>have to have hair on my face to show that i'm orgasming!!!
Jonathan Richardson
>OP watches his first non-disney movie
James Thomas
>itt pretending the actors actually had intercourse
Can I play too?
Elijah Garcia
They literally hired porn stars as body doubles for the sex scenes. Of course the actual actors aren't taking BBC on film.
Liam White
So we're not playing pretend? Shame.
Carter Cooper
Gasper Noe did it better
John Mitchell
Both LOVE and Nympho were pretty bad. But still plebs here miss the point if they think it's just porn.