hard mode: no reference to homosexual acts [\spoiler]
NO ONE
Landon Perry
Jackson Johnson
PUNCHES PUSSY LIKE GASTON
Dylan Kelly
FAPS TO TRAPS LIKE GASTON
Christian Campbell
EATS EGGS LIKE GASTON
BEE-ATS PEGS LIKE GASTON
NO ONE SHAVES THEIR MANLY LEGS LIKE GASTON
Camden Adams
ANGRILY SHOUTS LIKE GASTON
Leo Bennett
FORCES MEME LIKE GASTON
Dylan Lewis
SAMEFAGS LIKE GASTON
Easton Parker
KINKSHAMES LIKE GASTON
Jason Brooks
benis
Colton Butler
EATS EGGS LIKE GASTON
Josiah Wood
No one's thick as Gaston
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's stamina runs out as quick as Gaston
It's so sad he's premature eJA-AAA-Aculating
Oh so impotent Gaston!
Angel Price
I'M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT TRAP MASTURBATING
MY WHAT A FAG
STRAPOOOOON
Carson Jenkins
BLOWS HIS HEAD OFF LIKE GASTON
Easton Russell
STEAL TURNS LIKE GASTON
Juan Clark
BLOWS BOIS LIKE GASTON
Hunter Thomas
NO ONE
POSTS LIKE user
RUINS THREADS LIKE user
MAKES A TON OF MORE WORK FOR THE MODS LIKE user
AS A SHITPOSTER I'M VERY IRRITATING
MY WHAT A FAG
user
Evan Stewart
fucks up spoilers like Gaston
Michael Sanchez
GASES JEWS LIKE GASTON!
Gavin Harris
still gud
Matthew Bailey
EATS SHIT LIKE GASTON.
Luis Parker
KEKS LIKE GASTON
Christopher Fisher
NO ONE INFINITELY FLEXES IN SPACE LIKE GASTON
Christian Howard
NO ONE
FUCKS LIKE GASTON
DRIVES A TRUCK LIKE GASTON
SNAPS NIGGER NECKS LIKE THEY WERE STICKS LIKE GASTON
NO ONES PENIS HAS PUMPED SUCH A PLENTY