Out of Placers: Baxxid Field Guide

New Out of Placers. Baxxid Lore Edition

>I thought they lived in actual houses and shit
>I thought they had sexual dimorphism
>I thought they were attempted vegetarians since civilization
>they apparently have thermo-vision

well sheitt.

is there a new /trash/ thread being made soon

baxxid are cute

Ayy. Let's see how long this post gets to live.

Hope so, cause this one will probably get exterminatused soon

Is that a scrib?

Imagine how scary it would be if these dudes weren't subdued by humans. On that note, I wonder if they are inclined to eat humans? It seems like it would be natural for them.

you're a scrib

it looks so cute

You're a wazzock

pillock

Humans are smart enough to detect their "traps", and bone-scythes are inferior to iron/bronze shields, according to the field guide

In this time period most everyone would have polearms, the perfect weapon against them as well

I like the fashionable eye covers. I should get one of those to cover my extra eyes. Seems like people always get kind of weirded out by them.

BIG LONG
BAXXID SCHLONG

Pls no. We're trying not to get nuked

BIG FROT
SMUT NOT

I wasn't really thinking of a war scenario. Just imagine how scary it must be to go hiking when you know that these dudes could burst out at any moment and fucking skewer you like a shish kebab.

I really wanna give her a hug

I bet working in the undergardens is considered a shitty job. Can't smell great either

Should someone make a trash thread just to be safe?

>Her
How would you know?

The thread you're in right now was only created after we discussed it here

I'm in love with it and i'm a straight male so it must be a her

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Xe haz no gender, shitter

check your prilivig, shizlord!

Was there any discussion about the previous page? Who does the trade master have his eyes on?

discussion died down when we found out that he wasn't talking about Kass

I figured that was the case. I assume Val stopped by? What did he say about it?

it's in the comments on the official site

After that the thread devolved into extreme perversion

I don't think Viracroix's girl is anyone we've heard of.
Kass and Vizlet don't make sense since they can't bear his offspring.
Isher is basically unaffiliated.

I think he posted it on the main website. He also peeked into the /trash/ thread to settle some discussions about yinglet dick sizes and other small matters.

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Oh nice! Someone saw the image i drew :D

What are you, some kind of faggot?

>Yinglet dick size
>small matters
u cheeky cunt

No im bi

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Yannit is best girl

I think its canon that the average yinglet dick is half as big as the average human dick

>Am I a braid yet

That's so fucking cute holy shit.

So you can't make up your mind?

I bet Yannit would be a good hairdresser, what with her multiple arms and good coordination.
Also, she'd get to talk to people and touch their hair all day, it'd be perfect!

Nah, i just like both, honestly i'd probably fuck anything so long as its sapient, attractive and an adult.

So what's perverted about discussing baxxid waifus and Yinglet orgies?

Never said perversion is bad thing

Bump for best girl

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I want to climb Isher. To cuddle and hug her and make her feel loved.

Also, I want to teach her better spelling and grammar

hope this ship becomes canon

So, what built the valsalian "teeth"?

Lore says it was ancient fauna, but my money is on that being a red herring.

its the aliums

I'm guessing Kassen is the one who taught Isher and Elim how to read and write, with him being the only one of them who went through proper education before the war.
Speaking of the war, I wonder if Kass and Elim ever killed anybody, or if they just bolted at the first opportunity.

Kass killed my heart at least, by not being real so I can't have him/her as my matriarch

The fact that elim got wounded says they at least successfully killed a person or two.

Someone should draw a yinglet dressed like tingle from zelda

So... yingle? Tinglet?

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I feel bad for my joy in Kass's frustration, but it's adorable

And here I thought HWSNBM was chained up in a random ivenmoth basement... this certainly puts things in perspective