What were his final thoughts?

What were his final thoughts?

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>Thank God this trilogy is finally over, they sure won't fuck it up with a cash grab prequel or a shitty TV show

>finally, I have become The Lord of The Rings

i am gollum from lort of the rings and now i am dead in lava!

>I guess jet fuel can melt steel beams

Walked out right there

>damn i hope this looks good, i think im going to create a mocap studio since its always me used for these. Wait, does this thing record my thoughts too to make the character more real? This shit is fucked up

good because there's like 45 minutes of bullshit after they destroy the ring

>"Did Precious leave the stove on..?"
>*standing ovation from the audience*

I'm finally one with my cock ring

Not my ring
Must save my ring

>How come I didn't completely burn up from the fall before I even hit the lava?

Fuck this hurts

What was going through his mind in those final moments?

magma

I'm being facetious

Because laval doesn't work like that. A human body won't just combust spontaneously from 1000° Celsius, it would hit the lava, slowly sink in while starting to burn, then cause small eruptions to disrupt the surface of the lava due to the rapidly expanding gases.

You do realize it's a magic volcano right, you nitpicky bitch

This lava, it's quite cool.

>suddenly feet don't hurt anymore

Precious

>slowly sink in
wrong

I've made a huge mistake

Who will remember me?
It is a rhetorical question because he knows no one cares about him in the end

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You're right, it doesn't sink in slowly, I stand corrected.

*FREEZE FRAME*
*RECORD SCRATCH*

"Yup, that's me. You probably wonder how I got myself in this situation..."

> now it's up to spider tits to show the world how racist and hypocritical the good guys are

kek

>*Record Scratch* *Freeze Frame*
>Yesss precious, that's us! You're probably wondering how we gots here. Well sit back folkses.... this is a long one.

You just made me realize Gollum probably knew Shelob was actually a hot chick.

>"I should have been dead long before I'm almost entirely swallowed by the lava!"

>Not enjoying the 30 minute still of frodo's smug face

>I still got a better death than Snoke.

>not enjoying the comfy drawn out ending
Lord of the Rings is to be watched in one go at a sunday during large meals wrapped in blankets. Being longer makes it better.

wondering how his 60lb body weight could sink into molten rock. and probably still unsure why they didn't just use the eagles to fly to mordor.

>To the bridge of Khazad Dum!
>Bridge of Khazad Dum starts playing

How would he know all this?

To be fair, you have to have a fairly high IQ to be Gollum.

"Worth it"

Due to his falling velocity. Also, eagles are easy to spot when you are a giant eye on a tower and have 9 essentially dragons at your disposal.

He's been alive for more than half a millenium, he got time to think about stuff like this.

>'why am i sinking lava has higher density than humans'

>humans

He's a gollum, formerly a hobbit. We don't know their density.

>Boromir gets hit with arrows
>*pause* "So you're probably wondering how I got here."
>Flashback to Boromir and Faramir retaking Osgiliath
>It Ain't Me starts playing

i laughed

if anything that would make him less likely to sink. landing in water from a great height is like hitting concrete.

and how did he swim up out of it to try and get the ring again?

I was so disappointed by this scene, in the book he screams as he plummets to his fiery doom which makes it so much better. In the film it felt like Disney bullshit

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>Gandalf told you me you were one of the River Folk

>he was just an early hobbit ethnicity called a "stoor"

Didn't know Frodo was such an Uncle Proudfoot against some of his own.

To be fair he has some Brandybuck blood in him.

>if I put enough memes in my post it will become funny

>disney bullshit
>showing a character die on screen

RING
NICE AND HOT

he's reaching for us...

Why do you think the scene is better if screams his heart out?

Is this lava frozen?

...

fpbp

Shelob was a spider you dummy

>implying shadow of memes is canon and not shitting on tolkiens grave

this eruption looks so satisfying

First time when I watched it I half expected him to put the ring on his thumb and do a Terminator 2 goodbye

if the ring was on his thumb he could have gone invisible and the lava wouldn't have seen him. he would have just gone home.

I'm totally CGI

Do you go invisible if you put the ring on your dick?

I would say yes. holding it is not enough, but if you penetrate the ring with any appendage you would go invisible.

that might be why the ring changes size to fit the wearer as well.

"Fly you fools"

Why didn't Sauron just make a dick piercing of the ring? That way Isildur cound't have chopped his finger off.

He didn't want to catch the foundryman's droop.

The ring enhances your inherent ability. Hobbits go invisible wearing it because they are so seemless and easy to overlook. A human would get great power and the ability to create great things. Elves would be able to keep the things around them as they are. Dwarves would just get even richer.

To keep a long story short, putting the ring on your dick would give you the ability to please a woman.

why didnt the ring hop away from gollum before he fell and just roll away?

Wait until you see the sequel trilogy with misunderstood orcs, female Wizards and black elves.
Oh and the bad guy is Gondor/Aragorn's son

ouchie

...

Not him, but the surface had solidified. Anything with weight dropped in that, especially going terminal velocity, would have definitely sank right in, possibly breaking bones on impact considering it's not your average liquid.

actually if you were to fall on lava you would jump around on top of it.

>After all these years, at last, I've become The Lord of the Rings.

>lord of the rings is truly the best name for an anal gangbang

see

> Gollum was redeemed in the end
> Frodo and Gandalf thought he was just an unfortunate soul

That faggot tripped and was forced into his fate, no choice was made at all. Didn't someone say Eru Illuvatar himself slapped his ankle or some shit

What are the Grey Havens like? I know it's some kind of heaven, but what does it actually look like? Is it a huge island? A harbour full of ships? An Elf forest?

>sinking in lava

>Didn't someone say

Yeah, Tolkien himself.

It's just a really cool land that lies outside of the world after Eru bent the world so that mortal ships couldn't reach the west. Read the Silmarilion, it's really great.

>I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world, what a world

I don't get it.