OH NO

OH NO
OH NONONONO

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FUCKING BASED OH NO NO NO POSTER

Is that real?

>Childish Gambino's hair

kek

is lando really wearing a t shirt? Why is glover such a faggot hipster

It's real.

The only reason I will pay any attention to this film is because of Gambino desu

Why? He's shit.

Looks cool to me. Am I missing something?

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where did you get that ?

LOOK AT THIS DUDE

I know you people don’t like the fat dragon lady but I still think she’s pretty as fuck.

I guess I’m waifuing her all by myself.

Here:
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I don't think movie actors pick the clothes for their characters.

Yeah wuts goin on there? Lol
No beard/mustache either

Hype af to see the biggest catastrophe of 2018

top lul. they actually managed to shoehorn dong lover in to the movie. I bet you this is going to be a memefest with contemporary current year humor

>mother of burgers in it
Why?

wait till you see the... ohhhh nonononono

It's true. All of it.

Wew these posters are shit

Childish is going to be Lando? I don't disagree with this.

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looks like a Star Wars parody on youtube. Lets hope the final movie will be better...

Man Emilia Clarke is such a talentless cunt and the whole movie is going to be trainwreck, but the warm yellow / orange tone for the posters was a cool choice. This poster is better than Last Jedi one, I just don't know why Chewie is rotated.

Wait the fat girl is the female lead?

That's the worse Lando i've ever seen. Han is beyond recognition and that Flacon looks like proper shit. Chewbacca is the only one not fuck ugly.

I can't comment on Emilia, she looks fine from what can be seen.

Overall, everything about this movie screams disaster so far.

Gambino looks fly here not gonna lie here, I guess it might be a comedy given Chewbacca's look? He looks actually somewhat more like Han Solo though a huge jerk version of Han. Maybe he just matured to being a nice dick?

Its going to be like Young Sheldon I think where Sheldon is basically himself but as a kid, so its like Han's going to be the I love you I know but as a 20 year old.

is that the millenium falcon?

>She has JoJo part 4 hair

OH. MY. GOHTD.

I seriously hope the main character isn't cisgendered, I mean it's 2018 for fuck sake

So Wookiee age? Cherie has looked the exact same for like 60 years

KESSEL RUN LE MOVIE

THEY FUCKING RECOLORED MILLENIUM FALCON TO SELL MORE TOYS AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

*smacks lips*
>Mmm.
>So u be sayin...
>WE WERE SMUGGLAS AND SHIIIIIIIIIIIIH

>That's the worse Lando i've ever seen
Talk bad about Gambino once again you motherfucker i dare you

>Disney buyout era SW
Dead on arrival.

>Han Solo prequel
Dead on arrival.

>Talentless redditor Childish Gambino cast as Lando
Dead on arrival.

>Meme actor Woody Harrelson cast
Dead on arrival.

>Greatest non-talent on the plant earth Emilia Clarke cast
Dead on arrival.

>Directors booted from project
Dead on arrival.

>Artless hack Ron Howard arrives on project
Dead on arrival.

>Artless hack Ron Howard reshoots 80% of the movie
Dead on arrival.

Painted with sporty blue stripes bro

Really? That's the best they could find to portray a young Harrison Ford? Jesus Christ

>HUMANS
>HUMANS
>HUMANS
>HUMANS

This is fucking Star Wars and they have a chance to make one of the main characters an alien, like one of the more humanoid aliens like a Twi'lek or a Togruta or something and they choose to just make the entire cast human like in Rogue One. Fucking lame, won't be watching.

Gambino is music for white girls in their teenage years who go to Starbucks daily to post their coffee on Instagram, while they listen to Childish Gambino thinking they're "hood" and "gangsta" because they listen to """rap"""

>The guy who made Inferno is allowed to make more movies
:(

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

That's not real, the franchise is called STAR WARS not EBEBAHBIE BONHBI

>Han has to smuggle a priceless egg across the galaxy. Little does he know that the egg contains the prince of kashyyyk, who hatches during Hans space adventure. The fast maturity rate of wookie infants sees the young Chewbacca grow from a diaper filling cub, to pimply adolescent (including mood swings), leading to hilarious hijinks. When they arrive on the planet Kashyyyk, Han and Chewie realize their bond is greater than Chewie's birthright, and they decide to adventure among the stars together instead.

All non humans look like shit in Disney Wars because MUH PRACTICAL EFFECTS

> Employing Burgerleesi's shit actress

Fucking hell instant dropped

Young Jabba.

>blue stripes
Hmmm. I wonder who is behind this.

Listen mate. Glover is a fantastic fit for Lando, honestly, i believe that.

That characterization though? Proper shite. You can't possibly look at that and tell me it looks good.

>the best actress Disney could nab is the fat goofy looking bitch from Game of Thrones and Terminator Genisys
YASSS QUEEEN SLAYYYY! Fuck fuck fuck why couldn't we have gotten a cute alien?

Gambino is fucking trash you embarassing faggot

>taking issue with Lando being black
lmao, the absolute state of /tvpol/

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>They created a shitty new version of the falcon purely to sell toys.

Do you think we can convince ISIS that Disney is the great satan?

I hate donald glover.

THOSE RUSSIANS ARE HACKKKING STAH WAAHS

hggh nooo ..ooooooh

Yeah you complain about it but I guarantee you cunts will be posting it on your reddit and social media accounts

ALRIGHT I LOVE PORN PARODIES

wait a minute WHHHAAAAAA

Die lol

emilia clarke should do porn or read the news desu

Has this guy ever seen dice before?

>The fast maturity rate of wookie infants sees the young Chewbacca grow from a diaper filling cub, to pimply adolescent (including mood swings), leading to hilarious hijinks.

I honestly can't tell if this is real or not.

Bendadthick Cuminbatch?

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ЛУК AT ЗE TOП OФ ХИЗ ХEД!

HOLY SHIT THIS NEW STAR WARS BY DISNEY IS SO PROGRESSIVE

I hate this bitch so much but she also looks like my classmate from highschool who sucked my dick so I'm gonna be neutral this time, shit is going to bomb at box office anyways.

Yeah he doesn't really look like him but out of all the actors in the new movies Glover is probably the only one who actually cares for star wars.

That's the thing though. Disney Star wars has only shown NEW aliens, apart from a few meme alien like Nien Nunb, Ackbar, and Chewie. And the new aliens all look the fucking same. It's almost as if they want to make sure that their brand of Star Wars is entirely different than the old ones, and they don't care that its generic, bland and colorless

They have such a huge universe and they do fucking nothing with it. At least Lucas showed some interesting planets, species in the prequels. Fuck.

Those fucking russians are at it again.

They literally changed Han's personality becase of Ehrenreich indolence. This is going to bomb so hard that nobody will ever care about these stupid spin offs.

Lando looks like he's had half his head blown off what the fuck is up with this?

Sound just shitty enough to be an actual Disney script

THANK YOU DISNEY! FEELS JUST LIKE THE REAL THING!

>Wake me up inside
>Call my name and save me from the dark
>Bid my blood to run
>Before I come undone
>Save me from the nothing I've become

The falcon was in ROTS?

>Leaked pictures suggest something akin to the Falcon glimpsed in Revenge Of The Sith
wut

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

underrated post

>that hairline
What is that Joker Joe Gatto up to now?

Had a small background shot leaving Coruscant. Can't remember if it was confirmed as the Falcon or not, but it was there.

Chewbacca's fucking carrying this ad, nobody else on this poster looks like the character they're supposed to be

>I have to compare everything to Stranger Things xdddd
Can all normies fuck off and die?

Will this be the first good Disney Wars movie?

>white male lead
>directed by Ron Howard who is one of Georges closest friends
>actor actually looks somewhat similar to ford
>won't be grimdark shit like R1

I'm actually hyped and I hated the last 3 films.

youtube.com/watch?v=0N5_hc8qT-w

REEEEEEE
Russian hackers.

Too bad Chewbacca appears as a fully-grown, adult wookie in the prequels

is this a porn parody?

>mfw it’s true
>all of it

I wonder if people would even be able to tell what the film is if you removed chewie and the title from the picture? I'm thinking not.

wtf lads?

D-Do you think she could suck my dick too?

>tfw no emilia gf

>defending memepoprap made for suburban white people
the absolute state of you

>He doesn't really look like him

They look exactly the same. Do you contrarians even try to be subtle anymore?

Literally a early/mid 2000s poster.

Imagine if instead of Emilia Clarke we got pic related.

The Millenial Falcon