Would you buy an AI girlfriend whose sole purpose is to make you happy?

Would you buy an AI girlfriend whose sole purpose is to make you happy?

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100% yes

yes

yes

Yes. Why is this even a question?
You can just turn her off if you have a real girl over.

yes. interlinked

>actually expecting someone to say anything other than yes

No. I wouldn't because it blasphemous

>asking this on Sup Forums
Lel you realize the replies are either going to be no-delay yeses or neckbears whining about roasties, right?

yes, interlinked

>being unfaithful to your holo gf
>not uploading your consciousness to the holonet to be with her forever
disgusting

I'm activly saving up for one.

>buying
>not downloading
look at this pleb

Soon our dream will come true

no. did you not see the movie? it was depressing as shit.

No

how did he get the horse in the first place if it wasn't his real memory?

Based

Because of the dystopian world, not because of Joi. She was unironically the brightest light in that world.

it was based on a real memory, they literally stop the whole movie and explain it

>You look like a good user

> going for a ride at night in a rainy storm
> she gives you this look
what do?

you may have missed the part towards the end where Gosling realized how meaningless their relationship was when he was accosted by her 50' tall naked hologram.

but he already had a horsie and joi even talked about it before he went to the place of his memory

No. He wasn't sad because he realized she was fake. He was sad because this is when he realized Joi was irreplaceable, and he got her killed.

Melt inside and cry because I don’t deserve such beauty.

Did you guys watch the scene where Luv kills Joi and says to HER, 'I hope you're satisfied with our product'?

>pirating your waifu like true sea dog

>this is when he realized Joi was irreplaceable
except that she is completely, 100% replaceable. she is a product

yes.
post link. how much is it?

REEEEEEEE

Yes. Very Yes.

I don't know if there would be any point. I'm really good at imagining things while jerking it. I don't need porn.

>but he already had a horsie
did he tho?

Hell, the planet would be extinct as an organic species if that were an option.

God, brainlets disgust me. The whole point of that scene is the line between what's real and what's "fake" is completely arbitrary. Real life girlfriends are replaceable too, you know, but if you truly loved one of them, well, that one isn't.

> How was your day user?

good

how much did you save so far?

WHAT A DAY HUH

Haha just like how Rachel was completely replaceable right? They're all just made out of identical shit

Oh don't get me wrong. I agree. If Edison hadn't fucked Tesla's shit up the way he did, we'd already be pure energy.

no, that was the point of the previous scenes in the apartment. the point of the hologram scene was that he was sad

HER EYES WERE GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

Her saved data was gone. He'd just be buying an identical waifu who he'd have to tailor to his tastes all over again.

t. downs clown

The first guy to invent this tech will be the worlds first trillionaire, think of all the divorce and alimony payments he is going to save guys everywhere

how long would that take? a day? who cares?

Here are your waifus irl

YESSSSS

but why the fuck is she a cuban at least give me the purple pepe joi with the bangs

What would the initial price point be?

>Voice-over (Ryan Gosling): Fuck this shit I am going to fucking murder Luv that fucking whore oh my god I fucking hate her so much I am going to strangledrown her while screeching autistically in her face

What's wrong with MR T you brainlet?

THIS GUY ALONE FUCKING GETS IT

THAT JOI WOULD STILL BE "YOUR" JOI, THE EXPERIENCES YOU HAD WITH HER TO CREATE HER PROGRAMMING AROUND YOU IS THE SAME AS THE UNIQUE EXPERIENCES YOU WOULD HAVE TO BOND WITH ANYONE ELSE

SHE IS FUNCTIONALLY, JUST MORE EXPLICITLY, ANOTHER HUMAN RELATIONSHIP

FUCKING NORMIES

I wish I had autism. Your life seems easier to deal with than mine.

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>tricks you into loving it
>you can never touch it
>keep spending money on it
might as well just go to a strip club. at least they'll grind you to orgasm if you pay enough.

>asking a bunch of autistic virgins this question

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>Would you buy an AI girlfriend whose sole purpose is to make you happy?
Interlinked.

*deletes ur minmaxed team of shiny legendaries*
haha it's just 1s and 0s it's no big deal right?

yeah my day is pretty easy. i can handle the character creation screen

my only life goal is to live long enough to get one!

that's not how objects work

yes.

>tfw you realize he had to drown her over snapping her neck or strangling her to complete the illusion that the ship just crashed in a freak drive-by shooting, killing Luv and Deckard
>a crushed windpipe would've implied that Deckard may have been rescued

>hey user, buy me the red dress dlc and I'll pretend to make you dinner! Dont forget to renew your contract, I know how forgetful you are, I cant keep loving you if you dont pay in time Joe! :3

Yes

>character creation screen
You've never used an old dictation software before have you? That shit took time for to nail down your inflections, and only stopped being a pile of shit with repeated use.
Now apply that to an AI. That'd be a shitload of time down the fucking drain because Luv decided to be a cunt.
And that's not even having the cost of the hardware in mind.

it's not porn we want from a JOI like AI.
sexdrive can be held in check by porn sure.

but that craving for love and emotional warmth, you can't get from that.

closest thing you will find are certain asmr videos.

that bot/ai could be sold without any kind of porn/erotic functionality and they still could never produce them fast enough

giv waifu
CELLS

Why is this even a question

Let's ask a tougher question then.

What is your Joi going to look like?

Yeah it'd be nice.

Tried VR porn for the first time yesterday. Shit is fucking incredible and scary at the same time. Rip porn addicts.

so why is it worth it to buy it?

Now you're seeing the tragedy of the situation.

awwh, look at them meme! great job you guys, keep up

You'd think they'd be able to manufacture very barebones replicants that you can then overlay the JOI hologram on to have tactile feedback.

I mean they've had the tech to make replicants almost totally indistinguishable from real people for decades and they can't figure out how to just knock up like an advanced real doll so you can actually get your willy sucked by your holo waifu?

Fucking how the fuck could you live day in, day out with Ana de Armas walking 1 foot in front of your face all day, not able to satisfy your raging lust and ravaging her tight body? It'd be torture.

Anyone else got a sinking feeling when she first popped up with the 1950's outfit.

I didn't expect those feels

>sit down to eat
>hologram shows you a hologram of the steak you actually want to eat
>have to eat ramen instead
...great... thanks...

Prime Elvira.
>implying any age isn't prime

why couldn't he eat steak though?

100% yes not even a second thought. I'd put down 10k for one

Watch the movie and find out.

because dystopia

It's funny because judging by the ads it looked like K was a weirdo for NOT treating his Joi like a hologram peep show slut bot

Like... the kind of guy who would buy a Realdoll just to push it around town in a wheelchair and tell all his neighbors it's an illness-stricken immigrant.

Why is this even a question? Who wouldn't want that?

To customize your waifu you stupid doublenigger

why buy a holo instead of a real repli? What's the advantage of holo?

> hurrr a white woman liked a black man of extremely high status
> I'm voting for Richard Spencer now
Mr T was a breddy cool dude.

>I love you
>prepare to tear up
>YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY THAT

Jesus Christ, really?

ok enjoy your empty lie of an existence with a 3d version of Siri.

...

Is water wet?

>the kind of guy who would buy a Realdoll just to push it around town in a wheelchai
yeah I get the picture

it isn't actually if you're talking about water on its own

You don't have to feed it and bathe it or put up with its emotional outbursts or deal with it when it's bored and you're not.

Post pics pls

Good waifus don't need to be fed. They feed you. And their personal hygiene is on point.