Which part made your cringe the hardest?

Which part made your cringe the hardest?

Super Leia

UR MOM LOL

When snoke used the force on hux

Honestly, pretty much everything with Hux. Made the entire threat completely worthless.

My cringe was very hard when Kylo was shirtless.

the lameoid jokes. otherwise i had fun.

Very beginning with the le ebin XD prank phonecall.

every scene with that fat chink sow

Jake I'm going to visit my nephew while he sleeps Skywalker

All of Canto Bight

FTL-RAM

You just wrecked 30 years of movies.

porgs
the whole casino arc
the ending

holy fuck what a disaster of a movie

Leia coming back to life
Luke changing his mind about training Rey within one scene
All the pointless Rey scenes on the island
Every scene with BB8 in it
Luke dying anyways after the whole *twist* that he wasnt actually there

The part where there was no fox fanfare at the beginning

That’s when I knew it would be shit

>putting Hux on 'hold'
>basically any attempt at humour
>Superleia
>casino planet
>BATTERING RAM CANNON
>titty beast
>Porgs

>Could have had an amazing casino romp with Poe/Finn
>Instead we get some commie chink bashing capitalism

>Luke dying anyways after the whole *twist* that he wasnt actually there

I almost laughed at that part. God I wish they just took the series and left everything behind and went like 100 years after The Return of the Jedi. This nostalgia send off shit is awful lol.

There was so much shit at the start.
>the Hux/Poe/Mama phone call
>Poe single handedly destroying a destroyer
>Leia flying in space
>Luke throwing the saber

I think this happened in the first 10-15 minutes. I knew that the whole movie would be shit, but not that shitty.

After all the years of buildup, having Hologram Luke """fight""" Kylo for 2 minutes.

When Chewbacca is about to bite the porg that he KILLED, DECAPITATED, ROASTED for God knows how much time but then he is pitiful because some porgs were looking at him eat it. I cringed for the porgs reaction to him biting, they should have been pissed/sad before or not pissed at all. I'm not just an autistic who doesn't get the joke, but I cringed because it was apparently one of the lighter moments aimed for kids and yet I found it was just extremely morbid, dark and out of place in my opinion.

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Half the audience unironically booed when this wamyn showed up.

The other half laughed.

Too many. Hugs, Leia, Jake Skywalker, Holdo, basicaly the entire movie.

pretty much every scene that focused on one of the female characters. they're all really poorly written, rose is actually the best of them somehow

>"YEAH NIGGA WE REKT THAT TOWN AND MADE 'EM HURT"
>the plebs will just be forced to repair all the damages and do unpaid overtime
What did Finn mean by this?

Luke fighting Kylo

>porgs
>Maz's 'union dispute'
>every time they killed the tension with some shitty
quip e.g. Leia's "i changed my hair line" and Luke's shoulder brush
>"Its miniaturised deathstar technology"
>Hux
>every time Daisy and Carrie opened their mouth and attempted to act
Superleia didn't bother me though

this.

also when they are trapped in the cave and finn says something like "OMG THE CRYSTAL FOXES"

Which character was Hugs?

Those promotional pics with this gala ball/casino are very nice. I had high hopes for these scenes because of them.

Unfortunately it was sh*t. Will make great LEGO TLJ level though

But dude, drunk little alien putting coins in bb8 thinking he's a slot machine! Haha they're there to try and save everyone from imminent death but shenanigans!

Never thought of this lol.

Finn and Rose literally just made life worse for the plebians. In fact, did they really do anything at all to hurt all the rich gamblers?

why do you lie on the internet?

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And then the whole bus stood up and clapped

>In fact, did they really do anything at all to hurt all the rich gamblers?
Maybe the dog-horses trampled some to death, or severely injured them.

Which means the Resistance probably just lost some of their arms dealers too.

Johnsons salt meme. Literally made me say "Oh fuck you movie!" out loud in the theater.

The desperate petition to remove it from canon.

I seriously don't understand why did the girl even exist. Her whole point was to give Finn a love interest, and because a Finn and Poe adventure would have them be too "samey", but then you go and make Finn more like Poe at the end. For what purpose?

Hux
Super Leia
Kylo's mental issues
Holdo having no fucking clue
Who the fuck is Snoke?
"why is the force linking us together?"
Porgs because (((MERCHANDISING)))
Luke acting like an angry alcoholic

Please, just shoot this film in the head and bury it beside Alien:Resurrection

Although most of the film was awful or cringe I have to agree with this.

Every time they made a comedy moment XD

>t. nogainz

>BB8 scanned the whole interior, this is the only way in
>Suddenly CRYSTAL FOXES find a tunnel large enough for EVERYONE TO TRAVEL THROUGH
The Fuck??

I'm surprised they didn't make Poe and Finn a gay couple. Disney are too pussy to actually try going 110% progressive I guess.

The set and characters looked more like Doctor Who than Star Wars.

She is very lacking in charisma and gravitas. Who would follow that bitch into war?

That line holdo said right before she allahu akbared.

The opening battle were Poe tries to tell Hux a Your Mom joke. Super-Leia and Rose cock blocking Finn are close seconds though.

I expected Rose to be the lesbian lover of the bomber bitch who died. I felt relief when she said sister.

Also Snoke dying in a completely nonsensical and contrived manner while giving a speech about how he knows everything about Kylo Ren. It's like something out of Austin Powers or a parody of Star Wars.
How the fuck did this make it into theaters? It feels like a first draft written by a bunch of drunk idiots.

Same here.

That wouldn't have been any worse than the actual Finn and Rose romance.

Saw it today. Literally no one laughed at Poe's prank call. The only time someone chuckled was during the first few times Porgs appeared but that died quickly.

No contest. Bb8 driving the scout walker

>le 'I have a plan that I won't tell anyone about' trope that's boring and predictable at the best of times but at least usually it makes sense because the plan relies on deceiving the person left in the dark but in this it doesn't and makes no sense

Also Snoke's death and arc was p gay and frustrating

Probably what was done to Luke. The movie makes it seem like Luke quit the force because of some lame students. Was that really the first time Luke experienced failure?

I liked the fact that Luke ironically still cared about the Jedi texts. but why not demonstrate that there are radicalized Jedi sects on planets like Canto Bight? It seemed like a missed opportunity to illustrate Luke's position.

It would have been way better. At least those two have some history already set up.

Entire opening sequence of YO MOMMA jokes from Poe to Hux. And also whenever the fat Asian chick was on the screen.

What's this?

When the fat gook kissed the niggers giant lips I giggled

Every Rey/Kylo scene. They're trying too hard with them.

>they laughed together
>they hugged when they were reunited after some shit
>they are gay lovers

Fuck off, retard.

The saber battles, they were shit.
Think about Maul's saber battle with Annakin and Obi Wan.
Now think of the saber battles in TLJ
YOU HAD ONE JOB DISNEY

Probably when the porg hit the windshield.

When I nutted and ur mom still suckin

Honestly? Milking scene. Rubbed me off the wrong way for the whole movie.

Jake "Talk Sith, get hit" Skywalker

Clanger testicles

The part where brainless didn’t understand it

Yellow lady Yoda in a fight with someone while talking on the hologram phone thing. What the fuck even was that.

>Snoke is all powerful, can fling you around from vast distances
Doesn't sense the lightsaber right beside him.
thx disney

When Rose saved Finn.

FUn fact. Luke / Hamill played the cgi Jewish stereotype monster in the mocap room

The grown men throwing a kicking and screaming tantrum on the kitchen floor over it.

The part where Luke's force ghost is fighting Kylo and Poe says something like "There's a reason he's doing this. It's because we are the spark that will light the fire that will burn the kikes down." Can't believe they would put that in a children's movie.

>Jewish
Leprechaun, you dipshit

There was one line that made me cringe super hard. I actually face palmed.

It was the purple haired women saying “you go get them rebels” or along them lines. Can anyone remember the actual line?

What cereal is this from?

when neckbeards didn't get the last kino
>muh jedi texts
>muh loouyke
>muh fan theorees

>wamyn
I, too, am a redpilled member of the Alt-Right who voted for Donald Trump in the 2016 presidential election. Shadilay, brother.

fat chink saving Finn from actually becoming a character

>"Godspeed, Rebels"

fucking hell

>god
It’s even dumber then I remembered

why was she dressed like that?

the kylo ren skype calls and flashbacks.

>he doesn't know the word godspeed
>he doesn't know that "goodbye" also mentions God

When Snoke said "Such spunk!"

honestly yoda looking worse than in the prequels because MUH ORIG TRIDGE PRACTICAL EFFECTS

*tips fedora*

>Rose, especially that 'I saved you dummy we win by loving and hugs and shieeet'
>The entire casino 'BIG BAD CAPITALISTS' arc
>Super Leia being shown without any context

God doesn’t trigger me just the concept of it in Star Wars

Cringed hard during casino scene

From what I understand about the new canon, Hux isn't actually a real threat. He's just kinda there because his dad used to help lead the First Order and I think he murdered his dad to take over?

based retard

"NOW it's worth it" and that horrid "love will save us" speech, while Rose condemned several more rebels to die in the mini death star blast seen in the background, because her ovaries commanded her to save Finn.

All she had to do was let finn anhero BUT NOOOOO

That's what I thought when rose first showed her ring. "Check out my awesome SW merch. Only 4.99$ on forced friday!"

Every time Rose was on the screen. I've honestly never cringed that hard in my life.